imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are so funny.

you are so smart.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought that was Giselle.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005459.html

The title says "Heidi Klums Super Boobs" but for all I know, the pictures are of Giselle.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
you are so smart.

Both of you are so sweet. It is heartwarming being a witness to your interactions. Almost makes me have faith in man's essential humanity.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You've got to be kidding. Because Sebby is a maroon, your wife won't let you compliment someone who isn't her?

"You look nice in that dress" does not translate into, "I like your tits and ass" (at least not all the time). Sometimes it means, "You look nice, for you, when you wear something like that." There are people who are incapable of looking nice in anything, but who look nice for them in whatever they have on at a given moment.

Sometimes people look nice and you are not attracted to them or their tits at all. If you see a woman wearing pants every other day and today she's in a sun dress, you can say she looks nice without it being a comment on her body.

TM

So, when Sebby compliments someone, he wants to bang them but when you compliment someone, you are insulting them? You look nice, for you?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
SPOILER SPACE fuckwad.

You tivoed a dog show?!?!?! Apparently They should rename it the Westspinster Hag Show.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, when Sebby compliments someone, he wants to bang them but when you compliment someone, you are insulting them? You look nice, for you?

I've always interpreted this the TM way, but don't think it's insulting. "You look great" inherently means "better than usual" but doesn't necessarily mean "you usually look like crap."

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Was the woman who passed out face down on the bed with her ass forest showing a personal trainer?

Its crass to say "ass forest". A picture is much more tasteful"

()I()


Oh, and I just found out someone I know IRL who doesnt post and never has posted and I dont know throught the Community is a daily lurker. Em never told me em lurks. I feel naked.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: You look nice in that dress.

TM

Translation: You look nice in that dress, for you.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: You look nice in that dress, for you.

Exactly how I interpreted it.

Originally posted by LessinSF
You tivoed a dog show?!?!?! Apparently They should rename it the Westspinster Hag Show.

Yes, but tivoing every reality show on the planet and rubbing one off to Paris Hilton's home video makes you one of life's winners.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, when Sebby compliments someone, he wants to bang them but when you compliment someone, you are insulting them? You look nice, for you?

That last sentence applies to everyone, all the time.

But, being the moron that you are, you overstated what I said. I essentially said that it is possible to compliment someone on their looks and not want to sleep with them. What you have latched onto, in your loopy way, was an example of such.

TM

Hey Slave - sounds like this guy could use some pointers. How did you break the ice the first time you slipped on the slip?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That last sentence applies to everyone, all the time.

But, being the moron that you are, you overstated what I said. I essentially said that it is possible to compliment someone on their looks and not want to sleep with them. What you have latched onto, in your loopy way, was an example of such.

TM

Actually, being the longwinded buffoon that you are, I only read the first paragraph. You are much better when you invent cute, shorthanded catchphrases such as Whiff.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, being the longwinded buffoon that you are, I only read the first paragraph. You are much better when you invent cute, shorthanded catchphrases such as Whiff.

1. You are full of shit.

2. The post where I invented the application of the word "whiff" was longwinded, dolt.

TM

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. You are full of shit.

2. The post where I invented the application of the word "whiff" was longwinded, dolt.

TM

1. Post Hoc. Have you not noticed how I never reply to mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm3456 posts or anything over two paragraphs? I don't even bother to edit my typos. You cannot possibly imagine I take the time to read your treatises. Get over yourself

2. Maybe the reason I have altered your intended definiton of whiff is that I never read it in the first place.