» Site Navigation |
|
|
|
» Online Users: 648 |
| 0 members and 648 guests |
| No Members online |
| Most users ever online was 4,499, 10-26-2015 at 08:55 AM. |
|
 |
|
05-06-2005, 03:12 PM
|
#4936
|
|
Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
|
virus
Thanks. That's very helpful.
__________________
“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:13 PM
|
#4937
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
|
More shitty music
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't understand this. Is it about ass-fucking?
|
I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:15 PM
|
#4938
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
|
More shitty music
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You'll be happy to know that he has not disappeared; my friend saw him last month in O'Hare airport.
|
Did it appear that he was on the viagra?
Mojo Nixon says that Michael J. Fox is the anti-Elvis. But I think it could be Huey.
__________________
Drinking gin from a jam jar.
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:16 PM
|
#4939
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
|
virus
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Thanks. That's very helpful.
|
I think you mean hepful.
__________________
Drinking gin from a jam jar.
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:17 PM
|
#4940
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
More shitty music
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
|
I feel like a big Whiff.
btw, I visualize the whiff as kind of a floaty, cloudy thing. It's not such a bad feeling. The mild confusion is kind of a pleasant frisson.
__________________
I'm using lipstick again.
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:20 PM
|
#4941
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
|
Hilarious!
United States v. Murphy, Nos. 04-2032, 04-2293, and 04-2309, slip op. (7th Cir. May 4, 2005), at note 1:
1 The trial transcript quotes Ms. Hayden as saying Murphy called her a snitch bitch “hoe.” A “hoe,” of course, is a tool used for weeding and gardening. We think the court reporter, unfamiliar with rap music (perhaps thankfully so), misunderstood Hayden’s response. We have taken the liberty of changing “hoe” to “ho,” a staple of rap music vernacular as, for example, when Ludacris raps “You doin’ ho activities with ho tendencies.”
__________________
Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:22 PM
|
#4942
|
|
Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
|
virus
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I think you mean hepful.
|
I think I don't mean either.
__________________
“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:23 PM
|
#4943
|
|
halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
|
More shitty music
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
|
"They FUCK you at the drivethrough..."
__________________
---
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:30 PM
|
#4944
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
|
More shitty music
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, does this mean no more hugs for me? I'm bereft. Or whatever.
|
You still get HUGS! But blow jobs are now out of the question.
__________________
I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:31 PM
|
#4945
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
More shitty music
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You still get HUGS! But blow jobs are now out of the question.
|
Are you a libertarian?
__________________
I'm using lipstick again.
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:32 PM
|
#4946
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
|
More shitty music
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Now Ray Parker Jr. is someone I could push the hate wagon for. His only redeeming quality is that he bought a cool music studio in the Valley that has a nice relaxed vibe to it (so I hear).
So, are you telling me "I Want A New Drug" is not some sort of life anthem for you? Of course, Huey's answer may have come in the form of Viagra, which was released several years after he disappeared.
|
Okay, I admit it. I have Sports in my cassette player at work. Along with Cargo, by Men at Work. I sometimes do desk yogapilates to it during lunch.
eta: this reads like a plf post
__________________
I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
Last edited by Flinty_McFlint; 05-06-2005 at 03:34 PM..
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:33 PM
|
#4947
|
|
Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
|
stop the madness
I have no fucking idea what you all are talking about.
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:33 PM
|
#4948
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
|
More shitty music
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are you a libertarian?
|
Labour Party Baby!
__________________
I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:35 PM
|
#4949
|
|
halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
|
stop the madness
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have no fucking idea what you all are talking about.
|
This.
__________________
---
|
|
|
|
|
05-06-2005, 03:35 PM
|
#4950
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
|
stop the madness
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have no fucking idea what you all are talking about.
|
I blame Sidd.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
