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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That said, TM's dead right - Keeley's are the very best. But the Zoe chick and Nikkala chick are close behind.

You scared me when you had that "I think" starting the first paragraph (which I have not quoted as it is too, too upsetting). You need a "everyone agrees I am mainly correct" here though, on this dead right thing.

I am reassured that you would not like my breasts.

[Spittles]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You scared me when you had that "I think" starting the first paragraph (which I have not quoted as it is too, too upsetting). You need a "everyone agrees I am mainly correct" here though, on this dead right thing.

I am reassured that you would not like my breasts.

They are probably very noirish, painted black and bound in some leather contraption.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The nipples were pale and on the side views, they looked weird. Like, they pointed up. In a weird way.

Breasts are fun.

They look much better soft than hard. But I still see no flaws on them, and I fancy myself a nipple afficianado... a student of nipples, if you will.

The only probelm with those breasts is they might be too perfect. Their flawlessness almost makes them look synthetic, unsexy, not human.

If you want to see really masive freakish natural breasts, take a look at the chick from Wedding Crashers in this month's Playboy. Those things are freakish. Strangest natural nipple placement I've ever seen.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They look much better soft than hard. But I still see no flaws on them, and I fancy myself a nipple afficianado... a student of nipples, if you will.

The only probelm with those breasts is they might be too perfect. Their flawlessness almost makes them look synthetic, unsexy, not human.

If you want to see really masive freakish natural breasts, take a look at the chick from Wedding Crashers in this month's Playboy. Those things are freakish. Strangest natural nipple placement I've ever seen.

How do you know hers are natural? Do I want to know the answer to that question?

Her breasts do kind of remind me of Barbie breasts. Which is not a look for real people, IMHO.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Spittles
They are probably very noirish, painted black and bound in some leather contraption.

the leather contraption is only for the special cats.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You scared me when you had that "I think" starting the first paragraph (which I have not quoted as it is too, too upsetting). You need a "everyone agrees I am mainly correct" here though, on this dead right thing.

I am reassured that you would not like my breasts.

You judge too quickly. Breasts are an odd item. Each set has a unique personality. I've liked tiny ones and I've liked huge ones. You can't say you wouldn't like anyone's breasts until you see them on the full package. Its the way they're positioned, the way she arches her back, etc... A great set of breasts can look bad if the woman has bad posture.

And as for being a tit man, this all comes with the assumption I like the ass, legs and face. The face is the threshold. The ass is the second threshold and the legs are the third. Breasts are icing.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And, wine and cheese is the best. Especially cheese. If someone could explain "eating is cheating" to me, that'd be great.

If I had to choose between smarmy and squicky,* I'd go with smarmy. Squicky tends to include some overtly sexual reference, like, "you seem like the kind of person who wouldn't blab to the whole office about how I fucked you until you gaped like that Roman empress in the fucking contest" or something. Squicky and icky kind of cause a shudder of horror, and smarmy etc. are just a nose wrinkle and a frown, and maybe a head drawn back. Or raised eyebrows. Or an eye roll. Anyway, no shuddering, no nausea. Once you hit the nausea/shudder buttons, you are in the realm of squicky.

I hope that was helpful.

*ETA w/r/t str8's post

Thanks for the clarification. THis K race could stand to speed up a bit. I don't have all night, ya know.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You judge too quickly. Breasts are an odd item. Each set has a unique personality. I've liked tiny ones and I've liked huge ones. You can't say you wouldn't like anyone's breasts until you see them on the full package. Its the way they're positioned, the way she arches her back, etc... A great set of breasts can look bad if the woman has bad posture.

And as for being a tit man, this all comes with the assumption I like the ass, legs and face. The face is the threshold. The ass is the second threshold and the legs are the third. Breasts are icing.

Did you like her face? I just found her basically unappealling. Like vanilla pudding.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think they're fantastic. But, the owner of them is a Page 3 girl. If you go to page3.com, you'll see a plethora of different types of really nice breasts.

That said, TM's dead right - Keeley's are the very best. But the Zoe chick and Nikkala chick are close behind.

SHe seems to not have diamond hard nips, and yet these are ideal? I feel as if I've been lied to by these boards for years now.

I couldn't see the pics at work. Red x's.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
SHe seems to not have diamond hard nips, and yet these are ideal? I feel as if I've been lied to by these boards for years now.

I couldn't see the pics at work. Red x's.

Diamond hard nips are ideal??? I have never thought that.

I'm such a breast looser.

[Spittles]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Diamond hard nips are ideal??? I have never thought that.

I'm such a breast looser.

The DHN's are good for hanging towels off of.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You judge too quickly. Breasts are an odd item. Each set has a unique personality. I've liked tiny ones and I've liked huge ones. You can't say you wouldn't like anyone's breasts until you see them on the full package. Its the way they're positioned, the way she arches her back, etc... A great set of breasts can look bad if the woman has bad posture.

And as for being a tit man, this all comes with the assumption I like the ass, legs and face. The face is the threshold. The ass is the second threshold and the legs are the third. Breasts are icing.

Breasts are icing? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Diamond hard nips are ideal??? I have never thought that.

I'm such a breast looser.

I thought seduced was the standard. non?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Did you like her face? I just found her basically unappealling. Like vanilla pudding.

Not superhot face, but cute.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Diamond hard nips are ideal??? I have never thought that.

I'm such a breast looser.

Your breasts are looser?

Damn, I've become a timmy. I hate myself. But I love my breasts.