Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll give you the highlights:

1. Drink stolen peach schnapps in limo;

2. Drink beers and wine at party at some kid's lake/beach/ski house;

3. Have lousy sex with drunken boyfriend; and

4. Get up in the morning, ask self how dress got covered in red wine and cocktail sauce and ride home with friends, complaining about lousyt sex and fact that boyfriend kept you up all night puking into toilet and sucked in the sack.

I say eat the chocolates and smoke em if you got em.

Exactly, except you forgot the part where the brazenette asks her friend is she was DV'ed if the guy couldnt get all the way in bc of her hymen not giving. And the the bnb aint gonna get to hear about this

I drove by the sight of my first alcohol puke fest over tgiving- the shitty little shack right on the road where the class whore and her older stoner brother lived with their delinquent mother. It was a premixed fuzzy navel. I still get shivers.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But if he buys you a drink for some other reason, you do let him get lucky?

Right. Normally in the bar. In fact, on the bar.

[Pinky]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Well, at least you got Sheffield, right?

No, we don't.

http://nydailynews.com/front/story/144162p-127535c.html

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Right. Normally in the bar. In fact, on the bar.

A propos of nothing, why did you move when you had strippers next door? Strippers!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
SUBWAY SERIES 2000 -- METS WIN IN 486, BAY-BEE!!!!!!

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/09/sp...ll/09METS.html (other New York baseball team signs the other Matsui).

"Matsui is guaranteed to make $20 million over his three-year contract, with another $1 million in incentives."

Who would pay this much for a shortsto...um, okay. Good for them.

Originally posted by Not Bob
Well, at least you got Sheffield, right?

I'm guessing you're messing with me since talks seem to have broken down and the deal is now on hold? I actually don't want Sheff. I want Guerrero. He's a Torre guy. Sheff is not.

But, rumor has it that it's all a ploy to keep Atlanta from offering Sheff arbitration so the Yanks don't have to give up a draft pick for him.

TM

PS - No haiku? NotBob, I'm shocked.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is the difference that I'm talking about. Give me a piece of chocolate and I'll eat it. But women go fucking nuts over it. There is a real difference and I want to know why that is.

Isn't this impossible to answer unless you are SS? I mean, unless you are both a man and a woman, how can you describe the experience for the other?

(Feeling metaphysical today...)

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by bilmore
(Gag.)

You misinterpret. I'm not saying that only NPR is currently a legitimate audiovisual media outlet, I'm saying that I think many other outlets I currently consider legitimate are going to disgrace themselves with constant coverage of this current "Jacko is so wacko" mess. And I think that sucks. Because, while it's relevant, this whole debacle is not the kind of thing that should be choking the airwaves at the expense of far more important issues.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
If you like truffles, Teuscher champagne truffles are the best I've ever had:

[picture deleted to stop me from marching over to Teuscher right now and buying a pound of them -- uh, I mean, to save bandwidth]

They are not inexpensive and I imagine they know how to ship them so they won't melt.

I almost posted about Teuscher yesterday, but forgot about it. I'm not really a chocolate freak -- except for Teuscher champagne truffles. Truly outstanding. They're so velvety -- and sweet, but just the right amount of bitter... uhhhhhehehehehe (Homer yummy sound).

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Of course, alcohol has been known to lower ones inhibitions, leading one to make decisions one might not if one were not drinking, which could, of course, lead to the creation of an actual fetus.

But hey, Cheers!

Even near-death-from-alcohol-poisoning drunk couldn't make me drunk enough to forget to use every fetus-avoidance measure on the planet.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Exactly, except you forgot the part where the brazenette asks her friend is she was DV'ed if the guy couldnt get all the way in bc of her hymen not giving. And the the bnb aint gonna get to hear about this

I drove by the sight of my first alcohol puke fest over tgiving- the shitty little shack right on the road where the class whore and her older stoner brother lived with their delinquent mother. It was a premixed fuzzy navel. I still get shivers.

DV'd? We're talking senior year here. She was DV'd two years ago.

You just reminded me of the best high school line ever. I was at this party and asked my friend for a condom. His gf heard me and said "You don't have one? You should fuck her in the ass. Its the best" My jaw dropped I was so turned on... I still love that girl. I had an opportunity to hook up with her a few months later but fate (in the form of police busting the party) prevented it. I still hate cops.

Fuck, now I can't get her out of my head.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by evenodds
Never have to pay for drinks
(for this crowd, that more than compensates for any pay inequity)

That, and if a man tries to cry his way out of a speeding ticket it is sure to backfire.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
cultural........ creaminess.......appetite-triggering nerve chemical in the brain.........theobromine and caffeine.........phenylethylamine.........anandamide

America's Test Kitchen did a kitchen science segment on chocolate in which they discussed the relative concentration of the supposedly Ecstacy-type and marijuana-type effects on the brain. Basically, they concluded that you would need an Igloo cooler full of chocolate in order to approach the level of intake of the three basic components (caffeine, phenylethyamine, and something else) that you get from the primary sources of these chemicals --- a cup of coffee, a joint, or sex.

I think it has something to do with the fact that chocolate is an object of desire. Many substances that are not physically addictive nevertheless become subjects of addiction. It's the way we're wired.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pinky
No, we don't.

http://nydailynews.com/front/story/144162p-127535c.html

I know. I was engaging in a bit of schadenfruede.

Though he may still become a Yankee. But he seems to alternate Good Gary/Bad Gary as he switches teams, and since he was relatively nice in Atlanta, it should at least be fun to watch him and George interact. That could be even better than when Dave "Mr. May" Winfield wore pinstripes.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll give you the highlights:

1. Drink stolen peach schnapps in limo;

2. Drink beers and wine at party at some kid's lake/beach/ski house;

3. Have lousy sex with drunken boyfriend; and

4. Get up in the morning, ask self how dress got covered in red wine and cocktail sauce and ride home with friends, complaining about lousyt sex and fact that boyfriend kept you up all night puking into toilet and sucked in the sack.

I say eat the chocolates and smoke em if you got em.

SD,

Were you my prom date? How did the cocktail sauce wind up on my dress?

And were exactly would the Brazenette find peach schnapps to steal? Certainly not from her mamma. Now, if you had said, "drink stolen bottle of random flavored and colored vodka mom had bought because she thought it was funny"...well, maybe.

Originally posted by Grape_Ape
Paigow! Paigow on the mountain!

Almost famous still you don't get the praise
It takes just a wink for you to turn out a phrase
You say you're a giver, I bow at your feet
But you're here alone, there's no one to compete.
If flaming's a bus'ness, I HEART it from you
More than just ashes when your flames ring true.

Paigow! Paigow on the mountain!

Long time lurker, what am I holdin' out for?
Caught in slow motion in a dash for the post.
The flame from your keyboard has now spread o'er the board.
You give all you have. Why you wanna give more?
The more that you give, the more fb will take
To the thin socks beyond which you ably can break

Wow, a Dead tribute song. I am truly honored.

And thank you for changing that wretched moving, blinking, Times Square before Giuliani avatar. But I have to say the cartoon avatar is only a mild improvement. While it isnt annoying, it should be avoided. Why? Look at the posters who have them. They are highly unoriginal, convey nothing about the poster, and generally indicate in my mind, a modicum of laziness (ie you downloaded it from here or some other avatar website). I note that yours matches your moniker perfectly, but I suspect that you probably stumbled across an avatar, decided to make a sock, and then named it after the avatar. Sort of a reverse genesis of the sock identity, but who could resist that flshy, purple moving ape thing you had?

In any event, thank you.