Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
how about "mens' cocks are largely fungible, and only deserve attention when they are falling down and annoying the crap out of him?"

Well, maybe, but my delightful personality/sparkling wit is sui generis.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Heh, amen.

I do have impotence stories, but Thurgreed has assured me that if I share those stories widely, no man will ever risk having sex with me again. I'm almost ready to declare celibacy but not quite yet.

Fuck it. The second to last guy I had sex with said that he had trouble "performing" wearing a condom. I think we've discussed this before, but is this true or is this a line guys use b/c it feels better without a condom? Are girls stupid enough to fall for it? I'm surprised by the number of men I know who "trust" that a girl they just started dating is taking the pill and blithely neglect to take their own precautions. Many men are stupid and deserve paternity suits. Most women wouldn't try to trap a guy by intentionally getting pregnant but there are a surprising number of women who would (well-educated and seemingly normal women too).

I can't believe that even among well-educated people this discussion is still going on. In the first place, condoms are not just for prevention of pregnancy. They keep you from getting all kinds of fungibles. One of which is still, ultimately, fatal.

It seems a simple enough rule. Nobody gets in the pool without a diving cap. You'll be amazed at how quickly those performance issues get overcome.

[Big Cock Sock]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Heh, amen.

I do have impotence stories, but Thurgreed has assured me that if I share those stories widely, no man will ever risk having sex with me again. I'm almost ready to declare celibacy but not quite yet.

Fuck it. The second to last guy I had sex with said that he had trouble "performing" wearing a condom. I think we've discussed this before, but is this true or is this a line guys use b/c it feels better without a condom? Are girls stupid enough to fall for it? I'm surprised by the number of men I know who "trust" that a girl they just started dating is taking the pill and blithely neglect to take their own precautions. Many men are stupid and deserve paternity suits. Most women wouldn't try to trap a guy by intentionally getting pregnant but there are a surprising number of women who would (well-educated and seemingly normal women too).

Hey baby, these Magnums get expensive.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
They're better than old man garters. Or maybe you prefer garters? They'd at least give you a place to tuck your gambling winnings. Oh..... I'm sorry.

I thought you just used your manziere, fatty.

TM

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I can't believe that even among well-educated people this discussion is still going on. In the first place, condoms are not just for prevention of pregnancy. They keep you from getting all kinds of fungibles. One of which is still, ultimately, fatal.

It seems a simple enough rule. Nobody gets in the pool without a diving cap. You'll be amazed at how quickly those performance issues get overcome.

Trust me, the well-educated are still discussing this. The diving cap pool rule is my rule but I'm tired of guys telling me that they are not used to wearing condoms b/c all of their former girlfriends were on the pill. That makes me even less inclined to jump into the pool, who knows where those skanky non-condom-wearing exes have been?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Actually, some pretty bad-assed guys do.

At least use a contemporary shot of someone wearing those long athletic socks (and they were in style for awhile recently). The shorts in the above photo fuck up your whole argument.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I thought you just used your manziere, fatty.

TM

I find it best to blow my winnings immediately on hookers and blow. It saves time and gets me back to the tables in a hurry.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'd like to hear more about Coltrane's Rolex cock ring and if he's large enough for the Presidential.

Is there a state senator's model?

[Yanks in 9!]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Heh, amen.


Fuck it. The second to last guy I had sex with said that he had trouble "performing" wearing a condom. I think we've discussed this before, but is this true or is this a line guys use b/c it feels better without a condom?

Yo, whiny, howsa betty like a condom?
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A: Both of em spend more time in ya' billfold than on your wanka!

LOL! Think about that the next time Mr. Right Now wants to ride the roast beef bareback.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Trust me, the well-educated are still discussing this. The diving cap pool rule is my rule but I'm tired of guys telling me that they are not used to wearing condoms b/c all of their former girlfriends were on the pill. That makes me even less inclined to jump into the pool, who knows where those skanky non-condom-wearing exes have been?

It would be the skanky non-condom-wearing exes that would totally kill the deal for me, too.

Incidentally, on the subject of holding one's socks up, I find sock garters strangely sexy. (It occurse to me that many of you are probably not surprised.)

And over the calf socks are sexy, because I'll probalby only know you're wearing them if you are in a kilt, which is highly sexy.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is there a similar helicopter flying above Oakland carrying a Giants logo?

Is so, someone's getting fired.

Sidd was "relocated" to his firm's Oakland Coliseum branch office. He's a little bitter about it, but he gets to go Hegenburger for lunch now.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Must be true, because I borrowed someone's socks and got fungible that was really hard to get rid of. Other than actually buying socks myself, the rest of what you speak is true.

hey, I've bought all the socks for a SO that I'm gonna buy in this lifetime. get used to it. unless you want some Gold Toes, in which case I'll pick you some up on the way home, as I get a special deal. Do you want the wife-beaters in Large?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is there a state senator's model?

Yes. Just ask for the Jubilee. Remember, it's waterproof so you won't need a condom.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
how about "mens' cocks are largely fungible, and only deserve attention when they are falling down and annoying the crap out of him?"

Annoying the crap out of HIM? If his has fallen down , he's obviously not mired in a swamp of unsatisfied lust. However, I am lying there, pulsating with desire, and getting nothing (other than the unadulterated pleasure of telling him that it's OK and it happens to every guy etc. etc.).

Yes, the softball of "maybe it only happens to every guy who is with you, fringey" is hanging in the air, waiting to be hit . . .

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Fuck it. The second to last guy I had sex with said that he had trouble "performing" wearing a condom. I think we've discussed this before, but is this true or is this a line guys use b/c it feels better without a condom?

I don't think it's true. I've never had a problem coming (the first time) while wearing a condom. Maybe you're not getting him horny enough.

That said, the third and sometimes second time can be an issue with a condom. Getting it up is not the issue. It's feeling anything after you've been going for awhile. When it has been hours you really need that warmth and wetness to make it all the way home. You don't feel much with a condom and it's just not the same.

But I can't see how it could affect getting it up.

TM