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08-15-2006, 10:43 AM
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I think I had a (non-sexual) dream about gwnc last night...
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I had a dream the other night that my license plates were stolen.
My dreams suck.
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I've been dreaming of driving, and there is something blocking my foot from getting to the accelerator pedal. Sometimes the brake pedal gets in the way and sometimes there is a metal plate in the way. Either way I can't get to it.
Is it maybe conected to how people keep PMing fringey she shouldn't go with me?
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08-15-2006, 10:52 AM
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#4952
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Snuff by Scat
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
You underestimate my sensibilities. Unless it is a snuff by scat site, I won't be retching. Or cannabilism site, that is nasty..........
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I love that line. I'm stealing it. Have you tried tommys-bookmarks.com?
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08-15-2006, 10:53 AM
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#4953
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Moderator
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Early morning computer habits
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Newsfilter.org [spree, it isn't news]
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www.flurl.com
This is a great catch-all organizer for all sorts of free videos (comedy, shock, porn, models).
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08-15-2006, 10:57 AM
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#4954
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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I think I had a (non-sexual) dream about gwnc last night...
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I've been dreaming of driving, and there is something blocking my foot from getting to the accelerator pedal. Sometimes the brake pedal gets in the way and sometimes there is a metal plate in the way. Either way I can't get to it.
Is it maybe conected to how people keep PMing fringey she shouldn't go with me?
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In my dreams I can't get to the brake.
And sometimes I dream that I can't get to any of the controls because I am driving from the back seat. Maybe this is also about Fringey because she is not into the FMF?
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08-15-2006, 10:57 AM
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#4955
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Registered User
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Kate Hudson Chris Rob. time off??!!
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Originally posted by spookyfish
She has the corner on insipid, too. There's no place for you here, I'm afraid.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
No, I drone on and on about clothes and brands.
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True, there is no possiblity that that would be considered insipid.
in·sip·id
adj.
1. Lacking flavor or zest; not tasty.
2. Lacking qualities that excite, stimulate, or interest; dull.
Synonyms: Synonyms: anemic, arid, banal, beige, blah*, bland, characterless, colorless, commonplace, dead*, drab, driveling, dry, dullsville, feeble, flat, ho hum, inane, innocuous, jejune, lifeless, limp, loser, mild, milk-and-water, mundane, namby-pamby, nebbish, nothing, nowhere, ordinary, plain, pointless, prosaic, prosy, slight, soft*, spiritless, stale, stupid, subdued, tame, tedious, tenuous, thin, tired, trite, unimaginative, vapid, watery, weak, weariful, wearisome, wiped out, wishy-washy*, yawn
pay attention hereAntonyms: Interesting
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08-15-2006, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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I think I had a (non-sexual) dream about gwnc last night...
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
In my dreams I can't get to the brake.
And sometimes I dream that I can't get to any of the controls because I am driving from the back seat. Maybe this is also about Fringey because she is not into the FMF?
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Apropos of something, I suppose, I once had a dream that Paigow (Paigow!) drove my truck off a cliff -- I was a passenger for some reason.
I can't even begin to speculate as to any of it.
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08-15-2006, 11:06 AM
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#4957
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I think I had a (non-sexual) dream about gwnc last night...
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I've been dreaming of driving, and there is something blocking my foot from getting to the accelerator pedal. Sometimes the brake pedal gets in the way and sometimes there is a metal plate in the way. Either way I can't get to it.
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You did say you were up for partner this year, no?
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08-15-2006, 11:10 AM
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Registered User
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I think I had a (non-sexual) dream about gwnc last night...
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Apropos of something, I suppose, I once had a dream that Paigow (Paigow!) drove my truck off a cliff -- I was a passenger for some reason.
I can't even begin to speculate as to any of it.
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Are you sure it wasn't Toonces?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-15-2006, 11:14 AM
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#4959
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I think I had a (non-sexual) dream about gwnc last night...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you sure it wasn't Toonces?
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Not entirely.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-15-2006, 11:19 AM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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tales from the toilet
So I go the men's room on my floor yesterday. Two of the three urinals were taken by Vietnamese gentleman from the trade consulate, whom were talking to each other in Vietnamese. As I don't like being at the urinals with people who are talking, lest they try to engage me in convo (and I have a general rule that I don't like to talk to others, and especially men, while I have my wee-wee in my hand, unless there is sexxxing involved, and I had already sized these two up as not being MMM material), i made my way to one of the stalls. The first stall door was shut and as I walked by I realised there was another Vietnamese official in it, as he began talking to the other two. This struck as me weird, as I avoid talking to people crapping (except during scat-sex), especially in public. After I secured myself in my stall, and made the executive decision to sit down for my pee, so my backside would not be exposed to the door of the stall (better safe than sorry), it got even odder. The three gentlemen continued to engage in conversation, including the stall bound chap, who intermingled his convo with a hellacious constitutional that included a audio demonstration worthy of the laxative scene in Dumb and Dumber. There was a lot of chuckling and guffawing during the convo. I was paralysed with fear at the exhibition and felt concerned for my person were I leave the safety of my locked stall. Anyhoo, the convo and constitutional lasted for about 4:37 (I timed it), during which time the first two gentlemen I encounted never moved from the urinals (I could see their feet under the stall door). Finally the stall dude wiped and left his stall and then they all walked out. The stall guy flushed, the urinal guys did not.
Queries:
Does any of this seem odd to anyone else or is it just chalked up to cultural differences?
Is it possible to pee for over 4 minutes (shake time included)?
Is it rude to talk to others in a public restroom when you are shitting and farting?
Do you think that they were laughing at me ala Elaine in the Korean Nail salon?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-15-2006, 11:20 AM
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#4961
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Snuff by Scat
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I love that line. I'm stealing it. Have you tried tommys-bookmarks.com?
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I have now.
Thanks.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-15-2006, 11:20 AM
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#4962
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I think I had a (non-sexual) dream about gwnc last night...
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
In my dreams I can't get to the brake.
And sometimes I dream that I can't get to any of the controls because I am driving from the back seat. Maybe this is also about Fringey because she is not into the FMF?
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I used to have dreams like this ALL THE TIME. But not lately.
Where does Hank want me to go with him?
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08-15-2006, 11:22 AM
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#4963
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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tales from the toilet
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
So I go the men's room on my floor yesterday. Two of the three urinals were taken by Vietnamese gentleman from the trade consulate, whom were talking to each other in Vietnamese. As I don't like being at the urinals with people who are talking, lest they try to engage me in convo (and I have a general rule that I don't like to talk to others, and especially men, while I have my wee-wee in my hand, unless there is sexxxing involved, and I had already sized these two up as not being MMM material), i made my way to one of the stalls. The first stall door was shut and as I walked by I realised there was another Vietnamese official in it, as he began talking to the other two. This struck as me weird, as I avoid talking to people crapping (except during scat-sex), especially in public. After I secured myself in my stall, and made the executive decision to sit down for my pee, so my backside would not be exposed to the door of the stall (better safe than sorry), it got even odder. The three gentlemen continued to engage in conversation, including the stall bound chap, who intermingled his convo with a hellacious constitutional that included a audio demonstration worthy of the laxative scene in Dumb and Dumber. There was a lot of chuckling and guffawing during the convo. I was paralysed with fear at the exhibition and felt concerned for my person were I leave the safety of my locked stall. Anyhoo, the convo and constitutional lasted for about 4:37 (I timed it), during which time the first two gentlemen I encounted never moved from the urinals (I could see their feet under the stall door). Finally the stall dude wiped and left his stall and then they all walked out. The stall guy flushed, the urinal guys did not.
Queries:
Does any of this seem odd to anyone else or is it just chalked up to cultural differences?
Is it possible to pee for over 4 minutes (shake time included)?
Is it rude to talk to others in a public restroom when you are shitting and farting?
Do you think that they were laughing at me ala Elaine in the Korean Nail salon?
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I have no comment on your specific questions, but you have a lot of hangups around the eliminative bodily functions. I thought you only peed at home?
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08-15-2006, 11:24 AM
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#4964
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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tales from the toilet
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
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Does any of this seem odd to anyone else or is it just chalked up to cultural differences?
Is it possible to pee for over 4 minutes (shake time included)?
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Were they really peeing, or were they pretending to do so to keep their boss company so that he didn't have to hang out alone in the restroom with a metrosexual MM candidate?
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08-15-2006, 11:28 AM
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#4965
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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tales from the toilet
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have no comment on your specific questions, but you have a lot of hangups around the eliminative bodily functions. I thought you only peed at home?
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When I changed firms I decided to try using the executive men's room on my floor as I thought it was limited to a more classy clientele. After yesterday I am going to lay into a urinal that I can use in my office. It will be worth the $4.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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