Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
A propos of nothing, why did you move when you had strippers next door? Strippers!

They weren't classy enough for me.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think men prefer salty tasting shit to sugary tasting things, but I have no support for this conclusion other than my own personal taste.

I read somewhere (probably in one of those stupid "Cosmo"-type magazines, but it may have been something more reputable) that there are 3 or 4 general body types (something like mesomorph was one of them) and everyone falls into one of them; one or two of the body types showed a high preference for sweet stuff, and (an?)other for salty.

Irrefutable proof, I know...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Even near-death-from-alcohol-poisoning drunk couldn't make me drunk enough to forget to use every fetus-avoidance measure on the planet.

Fuck that. I never "pulled and prayed" no matter how shitfaced I was. You have to have shit for brains to play that sort of roulette. Why chicks do it amazes me. Its probably THE stupidest thing anybody can do. Is there anything dumber? perhaps racing your car drunk or piloting a plane drunk... but not much else.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Finally, an actual explanation.

But this fucking sucks. You have more taste buds and more sexual nerve endings? I would say you get all the fun, but I would never switch places with you. Having to have a period and the whole childbirth thing cancels out the additional pleasures, I guess. Plus you have to squat to pee.

TM

Unless you people do something about the taste of that clorox you spew from your cocks or stop asking us to kindly swallow it every time, I would trade tongues in a minute.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Actress Bridget Fonda and composer Danny Elfman were married last weekend, Fonda's publicist said Friday.

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=142813

She is still kinda cute. -- in that Bridget Fonda way. He is 50 but not quite as wacky looking as in the Weird Science days.

I didn't see a picture in that link, but NFW is Bridget Fonda only 39. What, all of a sudden the gap between our ages has narrowed by about 5 years? Uh... No.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
DV'd? We're talking senior year here. She was DV'd two years ago.

Ummm, guys? This is my kid we're talking about here. My sweet little baby. Who is still in diapers, crawling and saying Mamamamama and sucking her thumb. Let's stop talking about her hymen. Thank you.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But at this point, isn't that basically like your taking money out of the OddMan's wallet?

Other men, who have no interest in me sexually, regularly buy my drinks.

That's why being a woman is so cool.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by leagleaze
If a man offers to buy me a drink because he is a man and I am a woman, and he's hoping to get lucky, then I don't let him. Seems knd of rude.

If a woman offers to buy me a drink because she is a woman and I am a man, and she's hoping to get lucky, then I let her.

If a man offers to buy me a drink because he is a man and I am a man, and he's hoping to get lucky, then I let him.

If a man offers to buy me a drink because he is a man and I am a man who is talking to an attractive woman, and he's hoping to get lucky, then I let him.

If a man offers to buy me a drink because he is a man and I am a man who is talking to an attractive man, and he's hoping to get lucky, then I let him.

If a woman offers to buy me a drink because she is a woman and I am a man and she thinks I am friends with the guy next to me, who is an attractive man, and she's hoping to get lucky, but I am not really friends with that guy, then I let her.

If a man doesn't really offer to buy me a drink, but instead leaves his money on the bar, because he is talking to an attractive woman and is distracted because he's hoping to get lucky, and I, because I am already drunk, interpret his leaving the money on the bar as an offer to buy me a drink, then I let him.

[Pinky]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I know. I was engaging in a bit of schadenfruede.

Though he may still become a Yankee. But he seems to alternate Good Gary/Bad Gary as he switches teams, and since he was relatively nice in Atlanta, it should at least be fun to watch him and George interact. That could be even better than when Dave "Mr. May" Winfield wore pinstripes.

I figured that after I saw TM's response.

I don't want us to get Sheffield either. If he really backed out of the deal because he wants more money, he's an idiot. He's not even worth the money the Yankees offered him and he's not going to get it from anyone else.

Originally posted by evenodds
Never have to pay for drinks
(for this crowd, that more than compensates for any pay inequity)

Translation: I'm hot and I have huge tits.

Hey, some of us have to pay for drinks, so keep your umbrella statements to yourself Melaina.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by mmm3587
You misinterpret

Ah. Thank you. It was a painful few minutes.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
But I have to say the cartoon avatar is only a mild improvement. While it isnt annoying, it should be avoided. Why? Look at the posters who have them. They are highly unoriginal, convey nothing about the poster, and generally indicate in my mind, a modicum of laziness (ie you downloaded it from here or some other avatar website).

I am insulted.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Even near-death-from-alcohol-poisoning drunk couldn't make me drunk enough to forget to use every fetus-avoidance measure on the planet.

If you tell them to clean their room every time they see you, they generally stay away.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Unless you people do something about the taste of that clorox you spew from your cocks or stop asking us to kindly swallow it every time, I would trade tongues in a minute.

Clorox?

Mine tastes more like Godiva chocolate.

Or so I am told.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
PS - No haiku? NotBob, I'm shocked.

Egad. How's this?

"Matsui in Queens?"
fumes the Boss. "Curt a Red Sock?"
Lumps of coal for George.