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04-06-2004, 07:14 PM
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#4966
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe you're not getting him horny enough.
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Christ, you guys want foreplay now? I have a full-time job and a reality-tv habit, I don't have time for foreplay. |
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04-06-2004, 07:17 PM
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#4967
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I can't believe that even among well-educated people this discussion is still going on. In the first place, condoms are not just for prevention of pregnancy. They keep you from getting all kinds of fungibles. One of which is still, ultimately, fatal.
It seems a simple enough rule. Nobody gets in the pool without a diving cap. You'll be amazed at how quickly those performance issues get overcome.
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Survey right now on CNN.com:
Survey: Adults still skip condom use
I'm looking for the survey about whether people smoke while they're gassing their car, but maybe that's tomorrow.
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04-06-2004, 07:18 PM
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#4968
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Christ, you guys want foreplay now? I have a full-time job and a reality-tv habit, I don't have time for foreplay.
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I'm appalled that he thinks he gets to come more than once in an evening. Really, whose orgasms are important here? Mine and yours, barely, mine and yours. They need to think of themselves as dildoes with active fingers/tongues and warm bodies attached. |
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04-06-2004, 07:20 PM
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#4969
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Dress Socks
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
At least use a contemporary shot of someone wearing those long athletic socks (and they were in style for awhile recently). The shorts in the above photo fuck up your whole argument.
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Dude, if you want to say my joke sucked, that's one thing but please don't think that I was making a serious argument here.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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04-06-2004, 07:24 PM
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#4970
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Christ, you guys want foreplay now? I have a full-time job and a reality-tv habit, I don't have time for foreplay.
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Foreplay? Is that what you call it when you blow me?
(And no, I did not spell that "fourplay." So stick your little penis jokes...damn. I keep walking into more jokes. Damn. I did it again.)
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04-06-2004, 07:24 PM
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#4971
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't think it's true. I've never had a problem coming (the first time) while wearing a condom. Maybe you're not getting him horny enough.
That said, the third and sometimes second time can be an issue with a condom. Getting it up is not the issue. It's feeling anything after you've been going for awhile. When it has been hours you really need that warmth and wetness to make it all the way home. You don't feel much with a condom and it's just not the same.
But I can't see how it could affect getting it up.
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I agree. And I'm adding that the girl had better not have any plans in the near future for that third time with the condom.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-06-2004, 07:27 PM
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#4972
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Dress Socks
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Dude, if you want to say my joke sucked, that's one thing but please don't think that I was making a serious argument here.
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I think jocularity is implicit in any photo in which a Sixer is about to dunk on a Laker. |
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04-06-2004, 07:29 PM
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#4973
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I agree. And I'm adding that the girl had better not have any plans in the near future for that third time with the condom.
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I think she knew the risks when she brought a distance runner to her bed. That said, a sprinter probably is worse.
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04-06-2004, 07:30 PM
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#4974
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Dress Socks
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Dude, if you want to say my joke sucked, that's one thing but please don't think that I was making a serious argument here.
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I liked the joke. I was playing along.
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04-06-2004, 07:32 PM
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#4975
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Please...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think she knew the risks when she brought a distance runner to her bed. That said, a sprinter probably is worse.
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We're all marathoners in Condom Round 3.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-06-2004, 07:35 PM
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#4976
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We're all marathoners in Condom Round 3.
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The finish line is when I push you off me. So it may or may not be a marathon. |
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04-06-2004, 07:35 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Non-condom wearing dudes
(on early dates) are stupider than NotMe. I want to give up 17% of my gross for the next 18 years because it feels marginally better?!?! Just finish me orally if I've got numb nuts after awhile.
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Boogers!
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04-06-2004, 07:35 PM
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#4978
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Dress Socks
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I liked the joke. I was playing along.
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Hmm. Should have seen that. Those shorts really only make one persuasive argument. The one for longer shorts.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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04-06-2004, 07:39 PM
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#4979
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Please...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The finish line is when I push you off me. So it may or may not be a marathon.
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Still missionary in round 3? This could take longer than I thought...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-06-2004, 07:42 PM
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#4980
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Please...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We're all marathoners in Condom Round 3.
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Speaking of which, best quote from Kenny vs. Spenny's "Who can be a more convincing woman?" episode:
- Panelist judge: "So, how long have you been with your boyfriend?'
Kenny (as party girl/uberbitch Kendra): "Oh, about two and a half minutes, tops."
Feel free to use that one, girls.*
*Not legal advice. |
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