Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Um, does hanging them on the doorknob count?

Is doorknob a euphemism for csquared's nips

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Question:
Did anyone on this board save themself for marriage? I have no idea how anyone could possibly get married without having had sex with the other person first.

I know one person who converted to Catholicism shortly before getting married and did the re-virgin thing after they went through the marriage classes. I thought that was ridiculous, but at least they'd had sex before she got crazy with God and the engagement wasn't that long.

I know one other person who confessed to having had sex for the first time with her husband in the limo from the ceremony to the reception.

There is no re-virgining in Catholicism. Catholicism is all about the guilt and shame. Once you hand over the V Card, you're a whore forever. Now go fix your husband a pot roast. He's tired from his bowling league.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
This is a good story, so how about more details? It seems pretty unlikely that a person who had not given it up would do so in a limo ride. It's the opposite of being a virgin.

Or had she done it with others and revirginized just for her husband, which is even more ridiculous? Sorry, if my fiance had fucked someone else, I'd be right pissed if she wouldn't fuck me, pre-wedding, as well.

I'm not clear on the details, since she didn't tell me about it and I wasn't at the wedding. Another guest told me about it after the drunkenly bride confessed/gloated to her that she'd just had sex in the limo for the first time. I was led to believe that she was a virgin prior to the limo ride, but I have no idea.

Note to future putative spouses: Chances are I fucked you the first time the subject came up, and if we're getting married, I have no plans on not fucking you.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What if Sunny has more than one Horse.

Do horses and Deer eat the same things. If horses eat Apricots I could have Horses and deer. If they both only eat apples I can't have both. I don't have enough apples.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Another guest told me about it after the drunkenly bride confessed/gloated to her that she'd just had sex in the limo for the first time.

dtb, we need a ruling here.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is one of those posts that, no matter how you respond, you will be whiffing.

TM

Is that a niceish way of sayhing my post was unintelligible? I bet Not Bob got it.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have a good one in mind, but I'm not sharing*. And I'm heading to lunch, so you will all miss out on my brevity and wit.



*though I have mentioned in the past that I would use it if I ever won the FB K race.

Is it "New. Board. Motto." ?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is that why Wonk "use[s] a little too much force"?

How are you of all people missing a Boby Dylan quote?

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Isn't George supposed to be 70 or so?

Nope. His mom died in 1953 and he was seated in a high chair or some other small child strap in eating device. Lets say he was four tops. He would be 57. That's my wholoe point.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is it "New. Board. Motto." ?

No. Though "Shut. The. Fuck. Up." has a nice ring to it, if anyone is looking for a nicely punctuated statement.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Back from lunch...

I would never be able to look at someone who confessed revirgining to me again without that being the first thing that I thought of. Revirgining has to be the stupidist thing I have heard of. Sunny would do that shit. I hope you slapped her upside the head when she told you that.

Revirgining is one of those phenomena that makes me happy. When I get a call from my mortgage company advising me that I sent a check without the amount written in, or I discover that I just filed an entire appeal brief in the wrong format, I can think to myself, "No, no I'm not even close to being the world's largest gaping imbecile. Not even close."

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This counteracts the depressingness for me:

You have the worst taste in men.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Seeing wonk's would make you more self-confident.

He could get the same effect by trying to eat a foot-long in one bite. Isn't that the way you prepared?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is that a niceish way of sayhing my post was unintelligible? I bet Not Bob got it.

TM doesn't understand that once you've been undressed by kings, you've therefore seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think I said something about closing the barn door after the horse was gone. It was one of the dumbest things I'd ever heard of.

And you just know that anyone willing to revirginize will be a total fucking bridezilla. Her poor not-getting-any fiance probably heard far more about flowers and cakes and seating arrangements and (hi NFH!) dollar dances during his season(s) of discontent than anyone should have to endure. This must have been some ploy to make sure he would show up at the church. Inverted mantrapping with a twist?