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[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by lo han kuo
Dallas is the burbs?

The big hair shit is Addison/Mid-Cities/Plano. The burbs.

Dallas is post-SMU LA-wannabe scene. Cute little blonds with bobs and such. Not the big hair crowd.

[lo han kuo]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm not sure this will be of much help now, but a preempt does worlds of good in this situation. A 20 second conversation like -- "I feel like you're the type of person who won't blab all over town about stuff, and in fact, doesn't tell anybody anything about their personal life. Right?", early on in the courtship, often works wonders. At least, it did when I was still in the game.

Maybe you can try it now? Have a sit-down with ex-sec. Tell her you're going to try to get Summer to go for it, but as a condition, you want to make sure that she keeps her mouth shut about it, if it happens, and as a matter of fact, I hope and trust that you're not the type to tell anybody what you've found out. Are we cool?

You might remind her of the promise she made in the bar.

Just a thought. It's no lock, but I think people are more loath to spill if they're promised somebody explicitly that they won't, even if a normal person would think that such a promise should go unsaid.

Thanks for the advice str8. I probably have enough to pull with her to make it work or blow up my spot trying.

If I can't convince Summer to do the 3some, do I still do Ex-Sec, if she's game? A sort of bonding of her promise fuck? Or is that suicide by infidelity?

Hey, congrats on the baby too! He's a good looking kid.

[no_more_spanky_my_Wanky]

Originally posted by Belgrade Bimbo
A crazy and very hairy man who I give a false telephone is now finding my real telephone.

What can I do?

I hope that in america, not all lawyer are like this.

First of all, please note that I am an international man of mystery

I date both vogue models from Japan and 12 yesr old girls from los Altos

Second of all, I wouldn't hve to come to your photo shoots if you would just return my calls

finally, I have the Kavorka. Why don't you call?

I just want to talk about books...

[lo han kuo]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The big hair shit is Addison/Mid-Cities/Plano. The burbs.

Dallas is post-SMU LA-wannabe scene. Cute little blonds with bobs and such. Not the big hair crowd.

Hard for an outsider to tell the difference I guess.

[no_more_spanky_my_Wanky]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'll buy that the face and ass are of prime importance. It was the characterization of breasts as something that goes atop a cake that really disturbed me.

I've seen a lot of breasts. And I've eaten a lot of cake.

I've also eaten cake off of the abs of Canadian cover girls.

But I find that, at least among my employees, the area of prime importance, if you really think about it, is the cleft chin.

and, thus, I prefer the vagina of the face to all other body parts

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by no_more_spanky_my_Wanky
I prefer the vagina of the face to all other body parts

New Board motto!

[ltl/fb]

This chick
used to live in my apt. I get mail for her all the time. I guess she is on Average Joe? She got a postcard from some guy in Ohio who I guess is in the service and fucked up his knee and wants an autographed picture. What do I do with it?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This chick
used to live in my apt. I get mail for her all the time. I guess she is on Average Joe? She got a postcard from some guy in Ohio who I guess is in the service and fucked up his knee and wants an autographed picture. What do I do with it?

Print out a picture. Sign it. Send it to him with a pair of panties. Consider it your good deed for the year. Support our troops and all that.

eta: she's weird looking.

[no_more_spanky_my_Wanky]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She got a postcard from some guy in Ohio who I guess is in the service and fucked up his knee and wants an autographed picture. What do I do with it?

Send him an autographed picture of your knee.

Duh!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If I saw your breasts, I'm sure I'd think "damn, those are insane fucking tits." I'm not gay.

I truly enjoy staring up at a woman's spectacular breasts as I kneel before her, my hands grasping her ass and pulling it toward me as I waggle my tongue in and about her vagina, until her frothing juices run down my face like a beautiful creek running down a mountainside, next to which there is a simple, current-polished stone.

You, on the other hand, are gay.

The eyes run the whole show.

In case I neglected to mention this earlier, you are gay.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Print out a picture. Sign it. Send it to him with a pair of panties.

laundered or not so?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Print out a picture. Sign it. Send it to him with a pair of panties. Consider it your good deed for the year. Support our troops and all that.

eta: she's weird looking.

I find her more attractive than that chick sebby and TM liked the breasts of.

Someone edit that to be more grammaticaler.

[lo han kuo]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I truly enjoy staring up at a woman's spectacular breasts as I kneel before her, my hands grasping her ass and pulling it toward me as I waggle my tongue in and about her vagina, until her frothing juices run down my face like a beautiful creek running down a mountainside, next to which there is a simple, current-polished stone.

You, on the other hand, are gay.

As a longtime lurker I always got the sense that you were probably gay in real life, but now I am wondering, maybe not so much. Bi?

[no_more_spanky_my_Wanky]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I find her more attractive than that chick sebby and TM liked the breasts of.

But does she have diamond nipples?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I find her more attractive than that chick sebby and TM liked the breasts of.

Someone edit that to be more grammaticaler.

I thought that woman sebby and TM liked the breasts of had rather nice breasts. That chick who used to live in your apartment has a weird face and strange thighs.