Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Triplets? She's looking for help.

How does that work? One kid is just always going to get dicked over in that gig. Does instinct take over and the mother pay short shrift to the runt of the three?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was watching U of Minnesota b-ball this weekend. They play on a raised court, so the first few rows are basically at eye level to the court.

You know when a player goes flying into the first few rows of a normal court- no one usually gets hurt (at least since Rodman retired). I was thinking that I had never seen anyone go off a raised court- but if a player did people would tend to get hurt worse. it seems more dangerous for both fan and player. Anyone seen enough games there to know?

I've been to a few games there and I've always said exactly what you just said. But they'll never change it because it's now like a signature of Gopher basketball. It seems like an horrific knee injury waiting to happen.

I always wondered why the players in the NBA are forced to sit in those little chairs. Their locker rooms are ridiculous, but when they're sitting on the bench, they're forced to fold themselves up into those little ass chairs. I guess they're so big that giving them chairs more appropriate to their size would screw up sight-lines for some pretty expensive seats behind them.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How does that work? One kid is just always going to get dicked over in that gig. Does instinct take over and the mother pay short shrift to the runt of the three?

Supply increases to meet demand.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Supply increases to meet demand.

So, like, if there are sextuplets, the mom gets a double row of nipples like a pig or cat or whatever?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, like, if there are sextuplets, the mom gets a double row of nipples like a pig or cat or whatever?

Maybe. Sextuplets are usually the results of fertility drugs so the chance of mutation is definately there.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
Supply increases to meet demand.

Delivery devices as well?

ETA: Damn you, Fringey...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, like, if there are sextuplets, the mom gets a double row of nipples like a pig or cat or whatever?

They usually develop on the back, very Star-Wars alien like.

Makes doggie-style so much more interesting.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I always wondered why the players in the NBA are forced to sit in those little chairs. Their locker rooms are ridiculous, but when they're sitting on the bench, they're forced to fold themselves up into those little ass chairs. I guess they're so big that giving them chairs more appropriate to their size would screw up sight-lines for some pretty expensive seats behind them.

TM

Everybody gets them courtside.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

Burger, marry me. You are correct -- Slave should have bargained better with Cap One when they entered into the contract. He can bring a suit against them to rectify the situation.

Sue for what? Damages? He'd be wise to settle for a bottle of Johnnie Walker. Red.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


I always wondered why the players in the NBA are forced to sit in those little chairs. Their locker rooms are ridiculous, but when they're sitting on the bench, they're forced to fold themselves up into those little ass chairs.

You know that Mark Cuban will sometime soon bust out barcaloungers for the Mavs bench.

[SlaveNoMore]

Shape Shifter
I know it is more appropriate for the PB, but the same researchers have just concluded that Bush-backers hate black people. (spree: WaPo) They needed a study for that?

Did they also conclude that Bush-backers hate lizards that win briefcases?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Did they also conclude that Bush-backers hate lizards that win briefcases?

I won a briefcase? I saw the little gift icon by my name, but I didn't know what I'd won.

eta: Do you think they'd like the slave shoe diaries over there? I still have tons of material that I never used.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Did they also conclude that Bush-backers hate lizards that win briefcases?

For the middle of the day, this is a really slow k race.

[SlaveNoMore]

Shape Shifter
I won a briefcase? I saw the little gift icon by my name, but I didn't know what I'd won.

eta: Do you think they'd like the slave shoe diaries over there? I still have tons of material that I never used.

Better still, you won it for cribbing Hank's Guernica schtick.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Better still, you won it for cribbing Hank's Guernica schtick.

Okay, that's funny.