Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Shifter, the strippers cajoling you into stuffing twenties in their g-strings on your t&a lunch hour do not count as women having "world domination."

Ha. World Domination is hardly a M/F issue. Best open your warm-blooded eyes quickly. Put down the Teen Beat, for the Day of Final Reckoning is coming soon.*

What issue do you have with my working lunches? So I choose to pay $20 a pop for Artists to perform to the world's shortest songs. So what? A lizard's gotta keep his finger on the pulse, if you know what I mean.

*Don't hold your breath on this one. It's practically impossible just to arrange a conference call during the holidays, much less arrange a Day of Final Reckoning.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: I'm hot and I have huge tits.

Hey, some of us have to pay for drinks, so keep your umbrella statements to yourself Melaina.

You might want to check the berlitz again:

"My friends are well-paid and generous."

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
stuff

Hussy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Unless you people do something about the taste of that clorox you spew from your cocks or stop asking us to kindly swallow it every time, I would trade tongues in a minute.

Hey, that sweaty salt lick between you legs is no culinary masterpiece. And it ain't much fun loosing feeling in your jaw licking a quivering handful of greased roast beef while your hips are shaking.

Be polite and sit still while a man is eating.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am insulted.

Case in point- laziness. your location is still my ignore list, where you were released from months ago. how about location: "protecting my daughter from hymenbusters"?

but yours conveys your deep sexiness so it is an exception

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Be polite and sit still while a man is eating.

If she's sitting still you're not doing it right.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: I'm hot and I have huge tits.

Hey, some of us have to pay for drinks, so keep your umbrella statements to yourself Melaina.

Originally posted by evenodds
You might want to check the berlitz again:

"My friends are well-paid and generous."

Nah, I think that paigow was closer. Just substitute "ravable ass" for "huge tits." Yeah, I know your friends are generous blah blah blah -- if you looked like Monica in the fat suit, I bet a few of your friends (and most of the strangers at the local watering joint) would be a bit less generous.

Not Bitter

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, that sweaty salt lick between you legs is no culinary masterpiece. And it ain't much fun loosing feeling in your jaw licking a quivering handful of greased roast beef while your hips are shaking.

Be polite and sit still while a man is eating.

Ladies,

remember how when you were in high school or college (depending upon how slutty you were) , and you were not really into men going down on you bc you thought that they must be totally disgusted doing it? And then you spend part of your twenties learning to relax and enjoy sex, partly bc you were reassured by the man or men that they loved it, and partly bc you learned to love yourself?

WEll that's shot to shit.

And btw, Sebby, I am sure if you asked your wife to stop quicering she would be relieved. All that acting is exhausting and she wont even qualify for an oscar nod.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by leagleaze
If she's sitting still you're not doing it right.

Thank you.

At least he didn't say "and stop all of that moaning and screaming - it's distracting."

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
you would need an Igloo cooler full of chocolate in order to approach the level of intake of the three basic components. . . that you get from the primary sources of these chemicals --- a cup of coffee, a joint, or sex.

We have a winner. This is why men have a take it or leave it attitude WRT chocolate. We're nothing if not efficient.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Case in point- laziness. your location is still my ignore list, where you were released from months ago. how about location: "protecting my daughter from hymenbusters"?

but yours conveys your deep sexiness so it is an exception

There. Are you happy?

and I believe my sexiness is quite shallow, so don't dive in head first or you are likely to sustain an injury.

Originally posted by spookyfish
We have a winner.

but thanks for playing to the other contestants. and don't forget to shampoo, rinse and repeat

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bilmore
Thank you.

At least he didn't say "and stop all of that moaning and screaming - it's distracting."

No doubt.

Never mind all that nonsense about the taste.


And your jaw shouldn't be getting all that tired either. I think we can just agree, Sebby isn't doing it right.

What else don't you do right Sebby?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
Thank you.

At least he didn't say "and stop all of that moaning and screaming - it's distracting."

Why would he say that? I think he's confusing "quivering" with "shoving up in the air in an attempt to get the inept mouth off the genital area."

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
I almost forgot, "Let's see what you got, House of Pain."

TM

And I'm supposed to be all impressed because uh...she's wearing a backpack.