Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Um no. That's why I said that my opinion is exaggerated and that I haven't seen enough of Texas to form a true opinion. But apparently they substituted beer can shooting for reading comprehension in your redneck elementary school.

Yessum, but I was edumacated in the tree hugging commie North. Go figure.

I thought that one of the basic tenets of the FB was to not throw around biased opinions and to not use stereotypes against people. Right?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mr. Man

Nice sig line. Are you on the couch or does she let you sleep on the chaise?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Yessum, but I was edumacated in the tree hugging commie North. Go figure.

I thought that one of the basic tenets of the FB was to not throw around biased opinions and to not use stereotypes against people. Right?

Don't forget the no mocking rule and the "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" rule.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
So you are thinkin your opinion is pretty safe having not been to the three largest cities in the state (and three of the largest in the US)?

"I think New York is full of cows and river barges, but of course I've never been to New York City or Buffalo or Albany."

I'm not sure that spending time in Albany would change this opinion. And, sadly, I also doubt that it is in the top 3 for population.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Yessum, but I was edumacated in the tree hugging commie North. Go figure.

I thought that one of the basic tenets of the FB was to not throw around biased opinions and to not use stereotypes against people. Right?

I was being Flowerironic re: my stereotypical jab at your education.

And you're correct. Paigow initiated that basic tenet.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. Texas is its own country. And I don't really like IT either, but I haven't seen enough of it to form a true opinion. I love Austin though, which apparently isn't Texas.

I've never been to Dallas, Houston or San Antonio. So, like I said, my experiences are limited. I'm sure my opinion of Texas as being a haven for insecure rednecks who buy pick-up trucks and own guns b/c "that's what REAL men do" is just as exaggerated as a Texan's opinion of a big-city northerner as a tree-hugging hippie commie...

PSA: The views expressed by young grasshopper Coltrane do not necessarily reflect the views of the management of the Chicago board.

Especially since said management has clients in Texas and has a sister marrying into a large family of Texans soon...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
PSA: The views expressed by young grasshopper Coltrane do not necessarily reflect the views of the management of the Chicago board.

Especially since said management has clients in Texas and has a sister marrying into a large family of Texans soon...

They will be too polite to hit your sister when they find out all Chicagoans hate and look down upon Texans. They will probably kick YOUR ass, though.

If you repent, they may buy you a beer or five after the ass-kicking is completed.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They will be too polite to hit your sister when they find out all Chicagoans hate and look down upon Texans. They will probably kick YOUR ass, though.

If you repent, they may buy you a beer or five after the ass-kicking is completed.

I think your average city person could kick the crap out of your average redneck.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think your average city person could kick the crap out of your average redneck.

okay, Gilbert. or is it Louis?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
okay, Gilbert. or is it Louis?

Poindexter.

Actually, probably Booger...

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They will be too polite to hit your sister when they find out all Chicagoans hate and look down upon Texans. They will probably kick YOUR ass, though.

If you repent, they may buy you a beer or five after the ass-kicking is completed.

I'm perfectly willing to broker a peace here, but I will NEVER, EVER hand over Coltrane to be tortured...

(except for maybe a side of beef and a pan of that ridiculously expensive chocolate stuff)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think your average city person could kick the crap out of your average redneck.

It's Aloha, not an average city person, against a "huge Texas family."

Your reading comprehension is really not up to snuff. Perhaps you went to the same crap northern schools as Mr. Man.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's Aloha, not an average city person, against a "huge Texas family."

Yeah. I feel sorry for them.

(Actually, they say they like me. To my face at least...)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Yeah. I feel sorry for them.

(Actually, they say they like me. To my face at least...)

That's because they don't yet know that you despise Texas and everything in it.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
A group of wingnuts has started a campaign to get like-minded wingnuts to move to South Carolina, then secede from the US. No comments necessary...

spree: news story

Cool. Then we can have a close third world nation to export manufacturing jobs to. The rednecks there are doing a damn good job putting bimmers together, why not have the kiddies sew baseballs or something while they pray.