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05-06-2005, 04:27 PM
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#4981
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
This dude didn't think so.
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Alex, that picture of my baby's daddy is totally outable. Please delete it. |
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05-06-2005, 04:27 PM
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#4982
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Pregnant women are such whiney bitches. Waaaaaaaaa I'm sore; I'll eat whatever I want; pamper me!
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Uh huh. Remember this thought when Sequels is expecting, and then remember that at least some time during the evening, you will be asleep, and sharp knives lie in the kitchen drawer.
Stock up on the pickles and peanut butter now.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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05-06-2005, 04:27 PM
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#4983
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Just pregnant women?
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No. Pregnant women and PLF.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-06-2005, 04:28 PM
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#4984
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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A thought
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Originally posted by lo-berry
Who's she?
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An American idol contestant. She slept with Simon.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-06-2005, 04:28 PM
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#4985
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I am not going to talk about pre-marathon port-o-johns.
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On the other hand, one can very easily make a USB turd.
spree: instructions for how to make a USB turd.
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05-06-2005, 04:28 PM
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#4986
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. Pregnant women and PLF.
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What's wrong with wanting a little pampering?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-06-2005, 04:29 PM
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#4987
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Stock up on the pickles and peanut butter now.
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Ohhhh, that's it, now you've done it, Gatti. Where Alex and dingleberry failed, you have succeeded. |
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05-06-2005, 04:29 PM
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#4988
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Uh huh. Remember this thought when Sequels is expecting, and then remember that at least some time during the evening, you will be asleep, and sharp knives lie in the kitchen drawer.
Stock up on the pickles and peanut butter now.
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Does everyone take me this literally?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-06-2005, 04:29 PM
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#4989
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Guest
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As usual, you are wrong.
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Uh huh. |
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05-06-2005, 04:30 PM
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#4990
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does everyone take me this literally?
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Well, I believe that you are, in fact, throwing a kettle over a pub. Right now. |
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05-06-2005, 04:31 PM
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#4991
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Guest
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Uh huh. Remember this thought when Sequels is expecting, and then remember that at least some time during the evening, you will be asleep, and sharp knives lie in the kitchen drawer.
Stock up on the pickles and peanut butter now.
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I do not understand. I thought Sequels was expecting? |
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05-06-2005, 04:33 PM
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#4992
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does everyone take me this literally?
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No. I'm just trying to fill bilmore's role today. Earlier drafts included references to ice picks, but I didn't want to go overboard.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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05-06-2005, 04:33 PM
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#4993
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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If This Is It, Please Let Me Know
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Are we just out of stuff to say? This is The Lamest Friday Ever.
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At least we have the second and third discovery of the "ho" case, courtesy of Wonk and PLF. |
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05-06-2005, 04:34 PM
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#4994
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I do not understand. I thought Sequels was expecting?
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Of course she is. That's the only way to snag a man these days. |
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05-06-2005, 04:34 PM
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#4995
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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rp, you are abusing your mod powers
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I do not understand. I thought Sequels was expecting?
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She is. Twelve Limoge place settings, a full complement of Waterford glassware, and twelve place settings of Christofle silver. |
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