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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Adder
I think the real problem with that picture is in the eyes. I was going to say that she just doesn't have the face to pull of that pose, but have decided its not that she isn't beautiful enough, it is that there is no sparkle in the eye. No mystery. Nothing alluring. Just a deer in the headlights with breasts.

Fag.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You mean "not a cesspool"?

Philly isn't "urban," it's a fucking sewer.

So wordly, and yet so immune to sarcasm. This is why I have a sebby-crush as big as Anne Coulter's penis.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Adder
I think the real problem with that picture is in the eyes. I was going to say that she just doesn't have the face to pull of that pose, but have decided its not that she isn't beautiful enough, it is that there is no sparkle in the eye. No mystery. Nothing alluring. Just a deer in the headlights with breasts.

PIECE OF ADVICE--- DO NOT MOVE TO STEPFORD.

Originally posted by Adder
I think the real problem with that picture is in the eyes. I was going to say that she just doesn't have the face to pull of that pose, but have decided its not that she isn't beautiful enough, it is that there is no sparkle in the eye. No mystery. Nothing alluring. Just a deer in the headlights with breasts.

She has the same look as the spy girl from Mars Attacks.

Why can't I find the picture I'm looking for? Damn you, world wide internet.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Adder
I think the real problem with that picture is in the eyes. I was going to say that she just doesn't have the face to pull of that pose, but have decided its not that she isn't beautiful enough, it is that there is no sparkle in the eye. No mystery. Nothing alluring. Just a deer in the headlights with breasts.

If you weren't such a respected elder statesman, now returning to the fold without benefit of knowing the level of discourse here the past few years, I'd simply have posted "Fag" and moved on. But now I can't because you'd think I was homophobic.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So wordly, and yet so immune to sarcasm. This is why I have a sebby-crush as big as Anne Coulter's penis.

Don't you mean impervious?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
She has the same look as the spy girl from Mars Attacks.

Why can't I find the picture I'm looking for? Damn you, world wide internet.

how come tipper gore didn't have al make the internet have warnings like she did with albums?

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
how come tipper gore didn't have al make the internet have warnings like she did with albums?

Other. Gadgets. Board.

ETA: Or Computers. Helpful in '06!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Some sort of Maxim link thing I think. The photo that they have on gofugyourself is of her in a white top, not much skin. But they clearly had multiple cover shots for the earlier cover, so that sort of messes with the fuggers' premise. I agree - the two in Slave's post are basically the same skin content.

AoN, I can't believe that I didn't use this re line in reply to Adder.

Anyhoo, I've never found Jessica all that attractive, despite the fond spot I've had in my heart for her ever since she flashed her rack to a bunch of Army grunts in Bosnia at a USO show one winter in the late 1990s (when she was known as a Christian recording artist).

But I like the second picture better than the first. I guess sides are sexier than tops to me. Huh.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
PIECE OF ADVICE--- DO NOT MOVE TO STEPFORD.

You need to get a liver enxyme test. You're exhibitting the first waves of cirrhotic dementia.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Don't you mean impervious?

Maybe I do.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ironweed
She has the same look as the spy girl from Mars Attacks.

Why can't I find the picture I'm looking for? Damn you, world wide internet.

This one?



Click on "members" and then "bad rich chic."

[Sniff.] No, I'm ok.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You need to get a liver enxyme test. You're exhibitting the first waves of cirrhotic dementia.

do the docs pay you to point drunks their way? how much?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do the docs pay you to point drunks their way? how much?

end it before penske strolls by

[Not Bob's Id]

Originally posted by Not Bob
But I like the second picture better than the first. I guess sides are sexier than tops to me. Huh.

Holy cow!