Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Beyond rude. They give you your own ring in hell for that.

I thought so. I am going to have avoid the building holiday gala as I do not want to run into these guys again. I can't have a polite convo in the backdrop of this experience, no pun intended.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
When I changed firms I decided to try using the executive men's room on my floor as I thought it was limited to a more classy clientele. After yesterday I am going to lay into a urinal that I can use in my office. It will be worth the $4.

Careful. They sometimes have sharp edges. WTTW.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Scat is a kind of precursor to rap. The scat-sex that Penske refers to is an early form of today's R&B-oriented hip hop.

Actually, scat is a highly developed form of mimicing the moans the female American jazz singer experiences when she gets a little sugar in her bowl, gets some of my sweet jelly roll, or shakes my wang dang doodle all night long.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Actually, scat is a highly developed form of mimicing the moans the female American jazz singer experiences when she gets a little sugar in her bowl, gets some of my sweet jelly roll, or shakes my wang dang doodle all night long.

Reverse triple whiff. Original-style.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Careful. They sometimes have sharp edges. WTTW.

I am generally lubed up, which offers some protection for that. Be prepared is my motto.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Today's NYT has an article about new houses built to look like old houses. Which is fine, if that's your thing. It beats a new house which looks old. Anyhoo, the article talks about a young couple that's buying one of these houses, and has this picture of them:



My question is, why is he holding her down? Is she so camera-shy that it's the only way they could get a photo of the two of them? Does this suggest they have a healthy relationship?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I am generally lubed up, which offers some protection for that. Be prepared is my motto.

Is your pee lavendar scented as well? Because I don't want a chamber pot in my office.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Reverse triple whiff. Original-style.

Alternative riff. Old school first-degree whiff.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Today's NYT has an article about new houses built to look like old houses. Which is fine, if that's your thing. It beats a new house which looks old. Anyhoo, the article talks about a young couple that's buying one of these houses, and has this picture of them:



My question is, why is he holding her down? Is she so camera-shy that it's the only way they could get a photo of the two of them? Does this suggest they have a healthy relationship?

As with all of your links I did not actually read the article, but my knee-jerk reaction is, was it an anti-gravity house?


eta: is that article outable?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is your pee lavendar scented as well?

Warm bread with hints of vanilla and creme brulee.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
When I changed firms I decided to try using the executive men's room on my floor as I thought it was limited to a more classy clientele. After yesterday I am going to lay into a urinal that I can use in my office. It will be worth the $4.

Great. So your office can smell like the inside of a taxi?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by spookyfish
She has the corner on insipid, too. There's no place for you here, I'm afraid.

1. Nice use of the feminine pronoun. It's almost like you believe it.

2. I'm the shallow one. Not insipid. She owns insipid. See J. Fred's post.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Great. So your office can smell like the inside of a taxi?

STP.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
As with all of your links I did not actually read the article, but my knee-jerk reaction is, was it an anti-gravity house?

Now that's actually funny.

I'm with Ty -- I like looking at pictures of couples and families and speculating about what the body language reveals. The guy's pose in that picture strikes me a bit rude. His elbow is in his girl's boob - not comfortable. His arm on her leg seems less affectionate/amorous than it does controlling. They're not sitting very close together, and while their legs are in close enough proximity for footsie, he looks like he is more likely to step on her foot when he gets up than to nuzzle it. She looks tense. I think they shouldn't go into business together because in three years she will be banging their business partner and he will set the hot dog cart on fire during the divorce proceedings (either out of anger or because he misunderstood what she meant when she said "there's always money in the hot dog cart"). She also hates the fucking house he just had to have because the old-looking radiators that he thinks are so charming take up precious floor space and make it impossible to fit a king bed and two nightstands in the master.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
STP.

I did. I don't believe for a second that crap about creme brulee.