Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I've also never fucked Slave.

I'm not allowed to comment.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I've also never fucked Slave.

Me neither.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
No. Though "Shut. The. Fuck. Up." has a nice ring to it, if anyone is looking for a nicely punctuated statement.

Can we have some sort of challenge to replace that gay as shit "where bike riding and commas are cool"?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I need to get the DVD set of Sports Night.

We'll always have Sports Night, Felicity.



Peter

[Penske_Account]

How sweet it is!

Edited by Not Bob to add: Apparently it is. Congratulations. Although I am tempted to use my powers to delete this post, I realize that that would be Not Right.

Edited again by Not Bob because his old eyes didn't see that spelling error the first time.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If I win, I'm giving the prize to you. If you're so proud of it, whip its blouse off and let the world see.

You are too kind. But I must decline. You would be disappointed because my tagline will be amusing only to me. And I'll be over it in about 5 minutes.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
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Dream on.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we have some sort of challenge to replace that gay as shit "?where bike riding and commas are cool"?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Which is the having the cake, and which is the eating it?

I haven't managed to figure that out, not have I figured out how to have both concurrently. I am certainly no expert on cake and eating.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please tell me this is a joke.

It was really more of a set up... until you murdered it.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
How sweet it is!

Damn.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm not clear on the details, since she didn't tell me about it and I wasn't at the wedding. Another guest told me about it after the drunkenly bride confessed/gloated to her that she'd just had sex in the limo for the first time. I was led to believe that she was a virgin prior to the limo ride, but I have no idea.

Note to future putative spouses: Chances are I fucked you the first time the subject came up, and if we're getting married, I have no plans on not fucking you.

Sex in the limo, for the first time? Or sex for the first time, in the limo?

My horrifying waiting until marriage story -- I think they had both had sex with other people in the past, but didn't have sex with each other until after they were married. Lived together, but no sex. She converted to Catholicism for him and before the marriage extolled the virtues of the rhythm method, saying that contraception was basically just a conspiracy by drug companies to make money. They had a baby within a year. Medicaid paid for it -- so I don't think it was planned. Jesus.

The only saving grace is that I don't think they actually referred to the no sex (or thought of it) as "revirginating." I think it was more of a rededicating to God/their ideals, or whatever. Which, while I wouldn't do it, isn't really something I'm willing to criticize. Mock, maybe, but not criticize.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I haven't managed to figure that out, not have I figured out how to have both concurrently. I am certainly no expert on cake and eating.

Isn't eating is by definition having it?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What song is that in? I don't recognize it.

I have to assume thjis is a joke.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
How sweet it is!

So give RT or me or ncs or burger the thread title already.