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08-15-2006, 01:10 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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tales from the toilet
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I did. I don't believe for a second that crap about creme brulee.
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Trust but verify?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-15-2006, 01:13 PM
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#4997
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
His elbow is in his girl's boob - not comfortable.
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I don't know. Sometimes you women have very sensitive boobs, and other times you (non-wife "you") appear unaware that your boob is touching my arm.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-15-2006, 01:13 PM
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#4998
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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This is the slowest K-race in the history of K-races.
Hurry up!
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08-15-2006, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Now that's actually funny.
I'm with Ty -- I like looking at pictures of couples and families and speculating about what the body language reveals. The guy's pose in that picture strikes me a bit rude. His elbow is in his girl's boob - not comfortable. His arm on her leg seems less affectionate/amorous than it does controlling. They're not sitting very close together, and while their legs are in close enough proximity for footsie, he looks like he is more likely to step on her foot when he gets up than to nuzzle it. She looks tense. I think they shouldn't go into business together because in three years she will be banging their business partner and he will set the hot dog cart on fire during the divorce proceedings (either out of anger or because he misunderstood what she meant when she said "there's always money in the hot dog cart"). She also hates the fucking house he just had to have because the old-looking radiators that he thinks are so charming take up precious floor space and make it impossible to fit a king bed and two nightstands in the master.
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Wow, I just thought, how rude it was for him to wear thongs when she obviously got all dressed up for the pic.
And are those wood planks in the bedroom? What is that? The Walton's house? And a skylight? Is that retro?
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08-15-2006, 01:13 PM
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#5000
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Is this it?
5000!!!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-15-2006, 01:13 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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BOOBS
TITS
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-15-2006, 01:13 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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tales from the toilet
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Trust but verify?
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You certainly are posting a lot this morning.
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