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11-11-2003, 06:39 PM
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#496
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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T and A
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Lemme get this straight... you're afraid of seeing nude people on screen? Why?
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I dunno, it just makes me uncomfortable to view nudity. Perhaps because it is thrown into most movies with no purpose other than to show someone's tits or ass. I just think that some things are better left to be handled privately behind closed doors.
I don't care that other people may watch and enjoy it, that is their business. I just don't like to be watching a movie and have boobies splashed across the screen. And it is true that I have never seen porn so some boob or butt is about all I have seen on film although I recall in Porky's that you could sort of glimpse a bit of penis in one of the locker room scenes -- my mother was kind enough to slo-mo and point it out to me which was, needless to say, uncomfortable for me and therefore joyful for her.
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11-11-2003, 06:39 PM
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#497
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Lit Crit Inference
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Originally posted by Fugee
From this I infer that the Mrs. thinks it is great stuff (or presumably there wouldn't have been many opportunities to try watching it with her). Ergo, it is not universally painful, just utterly and sublimely chick TV. At a previous job, the women lawyers put out P&P alerts when it was being re-run on A&E.
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Well, I'm glad you've explained the widespread popularity to me. I was beginning to fear my wife had no taste in movies.
We actually do bond over one pseudo chick flick, Immortal Beloved. that last scene where they play the 9th and Beethoven is shown as a boy running from his father all the way through the climax of the piece, where he stands deaf before a cheering audience is a fantastic piece of cinema. Hell, it nearly brings me to tears.
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11-11-2003, 06:44 PM
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#498
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I dunno, it just makes me uncomfortable to view nudity. Perhaps because it is thrown into most movies with no purpose other than to show someone's tits or ass. I just think that some things are better left to be handled privately behind closed doors.
I don't care that other people may watch and enjoy it, that is their business. I just don't like to be watching a movie and have boobies splashed across the screen. And it is true that I have never seen porn so some boob or butt is about all I have seen on film although I recall in Porky's that you could sort of glimpse a bit of penis in one of the locker room scenes -- my mother was kind enough to slo-mo and point it out to me which was, needless to say, uncomfortable for me and therefore joyful for her.
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Well, I don't watch porn with my mother either. Anymore.
How do you fuck? You gotta deal with nudity somewhere. Why not on screen?
Can you go to the beach and view a thong?
I mean, really, think about it... what we're talking about here is some flesh and hair... and 1000 years of hang-ups. If I were king, I'd enforce nudity on my subjects to get over the damage done by religion and sexual insecurities.
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Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 11-11-2003 at 06:50 PM..
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11-11-2003, 06:48 PM
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#499
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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curses to be foiled again
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11-11-2003, 06:49 PM
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#500
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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T and A
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, I don't watch porn with my mother either. Anymore.
How do you fuck? You gotta deal with nudity somewhere. Why not on screen?
Can you go to the beach and view a thong?
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I fuck very well, thank you -- but not in the butt (Hi TM!). My own nudity and that of my kept man doesn't bother me nor did the nudity of other men that I used to bed. I guess just commercial nudity makes me uncomfortable. But I say enjoy if that is what you like --
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11-11-2003, 06:49 PM
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#501
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Austen and Male Bashing
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
wierd
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You need to learn how to spell "weird." Sorry. I let this go 500 times, but now it's starting to drive me nuts.
That and "alot" is actually two words. (Don't know if you have this problem.)
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11-11-2003, 06:51 PM
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#502
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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All in favor of instituting a siesta in the US, say AYE.
R(falling asleep at her desk)T
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11-11-2003, 06:51 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Virgin Suicide
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Originally posted by barely_legal
We haven't talked about reality tv enough lately, so I'm going to share a little something I learned about women by watching Average Joe last night...
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Women don't want to date 36 year old virgins. Shocking, I know, but true.
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Hey, neither do most men. Or monkeys.
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11-11-2003, 06:52 PM
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#504
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Austen and Male Bashing
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That and "alot" is actually two words. (Don't know if you have this problem.)
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Even if he doesn't suffer from this particular malady, enough other people do, that it bears mention. Thank you TM, and welcome to the ranks of Timmydom.*
* A formal membership kit will follow shortly.
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11-11-2003, 06:54 PM
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#505
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Guest
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Vote
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
All in favor of instituting a siesta in the US, say AYE.
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I am way ahead of you - I instituted one back in law school - the most trouble it has caused is a few drooled-on files. -TL
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11-11-2003, 06:58 PM
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#506
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Guest
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curses to be foiled again
Perhaps this is just an inventive way to get dinner delivered without having to tip the driver? -TL
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11-11-2003, 06:59 PM
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#507
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Austen and Male Bashing
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Originally posted by dtb
Even if he doesn't suffer from this particular malady, enough other people do, that it bears mention. Thank you TM, and welcome to the ranks of Timmydom.*
*A formal membership kit will follow shortly.
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Actually, I think the FB should start the trend of using "alot" instead of "a lot". I've always felt that the former, while incorrect, is more fluid and pleasing, while the latter is choppy. So since the FB is so cutting edge, we should create another new word. And not one of those gimmicky metrosexual-type words that bloggers like to create. This one makes sense. It's practical. The Bard did this alot.
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11-11-2003, 07:02 PM
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#508
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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McJob
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Actually, I think the FB should start the trend of using "alot" instead of "a lot". I always felt that the former, while incorrect, is more fluid and pleasing, while the latter is choppy. So since the FB is so cutting edge, we should create another new word. And not one of those gimmicky metrosexual-type words. This one makes sense. The Bard did this alot.
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Speaking for making up words, McJob is now in the dictionary (full story on Salon.com and probably a host of other "news" sites) --
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (AP) -- McDonald's may not be ``lovin' it,'' but the editors of the Merriam-Webster dictionary say ``McJob'' is a word that's here to stay.
The 11th edition of Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, published in June, defines a ``McJob'' as ``a low-paying job that requires little skill and provides little opportunity for advancement.''
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11-11-2003, 07:02 PM
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#509
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Lit Crit Inference
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sebastian_dangerfield
We actually do bond over one pseudo chick flick, Immortal Beloved. that last scene where they play the 9th and Beethoven is shown as a boy running from his father all the way through the climax of the piece, where he stands deaf before a cheering audience is a fantastic piece of cinema. Hell, it nearly brings me to tears.
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Pussy.
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11-11-2003, 07:07 PM
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#510
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Lit Crit Inference
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Pussy.
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Rude -- but funny.
Golf clap.**
**I shamelessly stole this evocative phrase from the fertile mind of our very own (newly minted member of Timmies R Us) TM.
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