imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ah yes.

Speaking of delusional...

For the benefit of all, let me share that Miss Psychopath here sent me a private PM last week, asking me if I wanted to co-host a GA happy hour with her.

She thought this would somehow be "ironic".

That she would even think for a second that I would willingly enter a room with her after these 5 long, miserable years is beyond all rational thought.

For the record, I would have attended such happy hour. And enjoyed the view.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
The widdle guy doesn't wike being outsmarted. Hurts the delusion.

Clearly, I am blind to your clever schemes. I never saw it coming.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So is the party on or off? If it's on, I'm there.

Will recording devices be permitted at the venue? If so, I think we can get some syndication deals going. Call me.

[SlaveNoMore]

Shape Shifter
So is the party on or off? If it's on, I'm there.

Go right ahead.

Me - and all the other GAs that have actually met the wacko - will be at the other bar.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Go right ahead.

Me - and all the other GAs that have actually met the wacko - will be at the other bar.

Aw, shit. Don't tell me this is another Geraldo-finds-Al Capone's-vault pitch. Saul's career never recovered from producing that pile of steaming dog crap.

Shifty, this won't even sell as a new installment of the Diaries series -- I don't care how you try to save it with new dialogue. I'm out.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
For the record, I would have attended such happy hour. And enjoyed the view.

Me too! Perhaps voids would have been filled.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Me too! Perhaps voids would have been filled.

It would have been a smash! Sadly, our emperor not only has no hair, he apparenlty has no clothes. or balls. Pity. but it was win-win for me.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
It would have been a smash! Sadly, our emperor not only has no hair, he apparenlty has no clothes. or balls. Pity. but it was win-win for me.

I always interpreted the hair thing to mean there were balls.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
It would have been a smash! Sadly, our emperor not only has no hair, he apparenlty has no clothes. or balls. Pity. but it was win-win for me.

Only in your diseased mind would the sad realization that no one in the entire city of ______ would want to go out with you be considered a "win"

But hey, whatever makes you happy.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I always interpreted the hair thing to mean there were balls.

Hey, if that's your thing, I am sure your void could have been filled. I have one word for you as warning though, itchytwat.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey, if that's your thing, I am sure your void could have been filled.

So you're saying he's hung? Or are you speaking of spiritual voids?

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So you're saying he's hung? Or are you speaking of spiritual voids?

Not that I would remember either way but based on 1) hearsay and 2) his megalomania, I think its safe to say your void could have an intruder but would not be filled. but, hell, you cant be sure til you find out for yourself. let me know how that works out for you.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Not that I would remember either way but based on 1) hearsay and 2) his megalomania, I think its safe to say your void could have an intruder but would not be filled. but, hell, you cant be sure til you find out for yourself. let me know how that works out for you.

It might be a while. The list is long list and that's a lot of flying.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So you're saying he's hung?

Is this "my vagina is SO gigantic" humor?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is this "my vagina is SO gigantic" humor?

It's not funny!