Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[NotFromHere]

NEW YORK - Jane Fonda says her 1972 visit to a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun site, an incident that brought her the nickname “Hanoi Jane,” was a “betrayal” of American forces and of the “country that gave me privilege.”

Also on “60 Minutes,” Fonda acknowledged that she had participated in sexual threesomes, at the encouragement of her first husband, French film director Roger Vadim.

"One night Vadim brought another woman into my bed and I went along with it....I'm competitive...I was going to keep up with the Joneses. It was the '60s and whatever," she said.

She told the program she isn't sure if she enjoyed the ménage a trois, but said she consented because she worried he would leave her otherwise.

Fonda told CBS she even solicited the call girls herself, using her experience from her Oscar-winning role as a prostitute in "Klute".

I guess 60 minutes is going with a new format?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
This does not seem right to me. I already admitted today to struggling through upper level Ivy League math, so I don't see where the nerdy thing comes from.

Say nothing further. You are about to out yourself as a str8 sock.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Only if ncs holds his place in line for him.

He could ask Jeff.

"Jeff Twieden doesn't care that it's freezing outside. He's camping out in front of the Cinerama Theater in downtown Seattle, waiting for Episode Three to open. It's only 22 weeks away.

In 1999, Twieden made international headlines when he and another fan camped out for months in this same spot to see the first of George Lucas' prequel trilogy.

"A lot of people say 'Get a life,' stuff like that. But I'm having the time of my life out here."

Twieden thinks prequel episodes one and two were a mixed bag, but he can sum up the potential of Episode Three in one word.

"Vader, baby. Vader."

In the film, the villainous Darth Vader makes his first onscreen appearance in over 20 years.

"We all want to see Vader kick some ass," he says.

There's a potential problem in the long wait. Twieden isn't even sure Episode Three will play the Cinerama.

"That's the assumption I'm going on," he says. "If it isn't, I'll be more than happy to move to a different theater. It's really about the wait." Rain or shine, through sleet or snow, the wait will last another 134 days.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
NEW YORK - Jane Fonda says her 1972 visit to a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun site, an incident that brought her the nickname “Hanoi Jane,” was a “betrayal” of American forces and of the “country that gave me privilege.”

Also on “60 Minutes,” Fonda acknowledged that she had participated in sexual threesomes, at the encouragement of her first husband, French film director Roger Vadim.

"One night Vadim brought another woman into my bed and I went along with it....I'm competitive...I was going to keep up with the Joneses. It was the '60s and whatever," she said.

She told the program she isn't sure if she enjoyed the ménage a trois, but said she consented because she worried he would leave her otherwise.

Fonda told CBS she even solicited the call girls herself, using her experience from her Oscar-winning role as a prostitute in "Klute".

I guess 60 minutes is going with a new format?

But no apologies for her acting?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, I was researching the origins of the use of "gash" on this board and found it interesting that paigow evidently adopted it from Slave. Nifty.

That was the whole point, you twatted out twit.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yeah, but have you tried to deep throat it?

gwnc, I've had and on occassion continue to have similar issues.

I imagine it's difficult to put a whole 5 inc...er...8 inches in one's mouth.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

But no apologies for her acting?

Who didn't like Barbarella? C'mon now.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
He could ask Jeff.

"Jeff Twieden doesn't care that it's freezing outside. He's camping out in front of the Cinerama Theater in downtown Seattle, waiting for Episode Three to open. It's only 22 weeks away.

In 1999, Twieden made international headlines when he and another fan camped out for months in this same spot to see the first of George Lucas' prequel trilogy.

"A lot of people say 'Get a life,' stuff like that. But I'm having the time of my life out here."

Twieden thinks prequel episodes one and two were a mixed bag, but he can sum up the potential of Episode Three in one word.

"Vader, baby. Vader."

In the film, the villainous Darth Vader makes his first onscreen appearance in over 20 years.

"We all want to see Vader kick some ass," he says.

There's a potential problem in the long wait. Twieden isn't even sure Episode Three will play the Cinerama.

"That's the assumption I'm going on," he says. "If it isn't, I'll be more than happy to move to a different theater. It's really about the wait." Rain or shine, through sleet or snow, the wait will last another 134 days.

That's one way to spin the whole "homeless" thing. There's a guy living on my street who must be dying of anticipation waiting to learn what sort of future establishment he will be first in line for. I'm not sure he'll be allowed in should it turn out to be another sheshe (chichi?) boutique.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If a guy's ass is bare, he should not have footwear on unless he is in the process of being greeted at the door with unsolicited string-free fellatio.

I suppose this is already pretty self-evident, but if you think that string is in any way involved, I'm awfullly glad you will never practice fellatio on me.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am such a simple woman.

...

Nah, I'll let Coltrane take this one. He needs the practice.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That was the whole point, you twatted out twit.

What did you do with slave?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

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Keep, that, ho outcha bed

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Homey's in his position, mouth open, under the tap
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He dropped off +scroll problems+ now he's back, outted as
The fattest poster alive? Wonk says, "Who asked about me?"
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TM

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Say nothing further. You are about to out yourself as a str8 sock.

I blew my Jeopardy audition today. Among my dumb mistakes: putting down "Gaugin" for the question about the french painter who lived in Tahiti and the Marquesas, then crossing it out and putting "Cezanne," and blanking on the name of the book "Naked and the Dead" and putting down "Day of the Dead," and not knowing who hit with "You make me feel like a natural woman" (Aretha). Ugh. On a test like this, three stupid mistakes is easily the difference between making the cut and not.

Fucking fuck fuck.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I suppose this is already pretty self-evident, but if you think that string is in any way involved, I'm awfullly glad you will never practice fellatio on me.

Talk to the flower.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yeah, but have you tried to deep throat it?

gwnc, I've had and on occassion continue to have similar issues.

So when you aren't having the issues, what are you doing? It sounds like it works sometimes, at least, which would be a possible avenue of exploration for, uh, gwink.