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06-10-2005, 09:10 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Don't ever turn around and glare when a kid kicks your seat. Smart kids observe it and treat you like Pavlov.
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I just thought of a new one. Next time it happens, I'm walking back two rows and asking the people sitting there to retaliate. I'm talking massive retaliation, on a John Foster Dulles (the statesman, not the airport) scale. |
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06-10-2005, 09:15 PM
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#497
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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The worst airline of all time
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Isn't this redundent with "Massachusetts resident who brags about knowing Ted Kennedy"?
(Happy Friday!)
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I don't know Ted, but I once rode in a Jeep driven by Caroline.
Edited due to another Paigow moment.
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Last edited by Anne Elk; 06-10-2005 at 09:28 PM..
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06-10-2005, 09:21 PM
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#498
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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The worst airline of all time
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I don't know Ted, but I once rode in a cheap driven by Caroline.
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I'm afraid to ask what this means. I'm just a country boy.
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06-10-2005, 09:22 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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The worst airline of all time
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The only way that arises is if they're both stuck in middle seats, which means sitting together was so unimportant that they waited until the last minute to get their seats. So fuck 'em.
And, greedy, if you're in that position, offer to switch with the guy right behind your wife, and then kick her seat for the whole flight, because you know it was her fault you got there late.
ETA: Curious story. On a recent trip we reserved window/aisle, hoping the center would be empty. So, apparently, did the couple on the other side of the aisle. Well, both middles got filled, by a dad and son. We immediately offered up the aisle to the son. Other couple did not offer up the aisle or the window to the dad. So he had to sit between them the whole flight. Unfortunately for them, the son was given an annoying electronic poker game to bide his time. I wish he had been continually talking to his dad. Or reaching over to poke him.
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I would have passed so much stuff back and forth they would have thought they were at Wrigley Field/ |
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06-10-2005, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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The worst airline of all time
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
I don't know Ted, but I once rode in a cheap driven by Caroline.
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Was it a cheap Cherokee or a cheap Liberty? |
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06-10-2005, 09:27 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The worst airline of all time
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm afraid to ask what this means. I'm just a country boy.
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I was once beaten at checkers by Rosemary.
Sorry. That's a lie.
It was twice. |
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06-10-2005, 09:29 PM
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#502
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm afraid to ask what this means. I'm just a country boy.
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Jeep, I meant to type Jeep.
Fuck it, I clearly have been working too much this week if I can't even type.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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06-10-2005, 09:29 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Market Rate
How much do big firm associates make these days? This isn't a troll, I'm actually curious, but not curious enough to go over to other boards.
Last edited by str8outavannuys; 06-10-2005 at 09:57 PM..
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06-10-2005, 09:32 PM
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#504
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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The worst airline of all time
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I've said this same thing about maternity leave (or the family medical leave - whatever). Why can't I get time off paid? Everyone else has to cover for the person taking the time off (men and women) - why can't you cover for me while I flit off to Europe?
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So you are a guy?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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06-10-2005, 09:36 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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The worst airline of all time
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Jeep, I meant to type Jeep.
Fuck it, I clearly have been working too much this week if I can't even type.
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That's good. I thought you might have to have MR or whoever post another crude stick drawing of you being driven in a cheap by Caroline, and as I mentioned previously, I am both sensitive and a country boy.
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06-11-2005, 12:17 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm just a country boy.
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growing up- did you ever have sex with a cow? Later did your family cook her? Is it all just pink on the inside?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 06-11-2005 at 12:35 AM..
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06-11-2005, 01:20 AM
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#507
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Still waiting
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Since I've turned nice, I've had to let a lot pass w/o flaming back. I'd like for some of the meaner people to apologize to me too.
nfh, I don't think what he said rises to the level of much of the attacks you made on me on the regional boards. you never apologized to me.
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I'm sorry, Hank, if I was mean to you.
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06-11-2005, 01:32 AM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But I give no slack to parents of brats. Keep your fucking kid from kicking the chair, talking to loudly, turning around in their seat (which is cute to the person behind you for all of 15 seconds), whining, singing, whistling, running in the aisles (parents of these children, should be shot in the face) and lots of other shit I don't have time to mention.
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You don't like all that? But my kids are so cute!
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-11-2005, 01:51 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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The worst airline of all time
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
growing up- did you ever have sex with a cow? Later did your family cook her? Is it all just pink on the inside?
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1. If your mother counts, yes.
2. Yes, chicken fried.
3. Yes, except her bitter, black heart.
Namaste!
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-11-2005, 04:14 AM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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The worst airline of all time
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's an excellent driver. An excellent driver.
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On Wednesday we have pancakes.
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