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[Replaced_Texan]

De-virginizing (spree: EW gets someone to see the Star Wars saga for the first time)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Listen to the one who speaks the old, dead language of the pigs.

so you think if sequels thinks you *do* want to follow in the footsteps of NFH's grandpa, she won't do it?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
so you think if sequels thinks you *do* want to follow in the footsteps of NFH's grandpa, she won't do it?

Hey, if NFH's grandpa wants to blow me, so be it. Just tell me in advance so I can close my eyes and imagine it's gwnk.

Although, NFH's grandpa may need to fake a female orgasm to make it completely realistic.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Listen to the one who speaks the old, dead language of the pigs.

Pig Latin is very much alive.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey, if NFH's grandpa wants to blow me, so be it. Just tell me in advance so I can close my eyes and imagine it's gwnk.

Although, NFH's grandpa may need to fake a female orgasm to make it completely realistic.

I think that fringey was talking about a little roleplay where you play NFH's grandpa and sequels plays NFH's grandma.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I think that fringey was talking about a little roleplay where you play NFH's grandpa and sequels plays NFH's grandma.

You know there are websites for that type of stuff. Geriatric naughty bits is a visual I really wish not to entertain.

[The Tiny, Tiny Ex]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
From Slate:

Dear Prudence,
I have a new boyfriend who is generous, fun, kind, gentle, and very loving. We rekindled after several years apart and didn't break up badly the first time. I like him and I could possibly see a life with him. The problem is that he isn't well-endowed; well below average, in fact. I knew this before we rekindled, but thought I could look past it. I'm not a size queen, but I really would like to enjoy a fuller sex life, so to speak. I would never mention this to him, because I would never want to hurt his feelings. I realize this is not the most important part of life, but I really want to have a satisfying sex life along with everything else. Any suggestions on how to get over this issue?

—Coming Up Short

Oh, barely -- why did you have to write that letter? This seems like such an insignificant problem.

Sigh. This is why dating girls who have been in a coma from ages 10 to 21 is a much better plan for me.

Oh, barely, barely, barely -- it's ok. I understand. Go back to sebby's old frat brother. Godspeed and farewell. Just know that you'll always have a small part of me in you.

[Mr. Man]

Is no one here upset that Uncle Milty has died at age 94? He was the reason I got an economics degree.*


*Even though it was under the tutelage of the Reagan supply side guys rather than U Chicago free market guys, but still.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled banter.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Let me just say that I categorically deny this.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
the Brits in general are terrible whiners:

why haven't we stopped for tea, oh my tea's too cold, these aren't proper scones, where's the clotted cream, american beer's like piss, bloody English weather, Henry had a bad game, bloody frog.

Even worse than that from the undergrads - I was in student debt up to my eyeballs, listening to them go on about how college battels had been raised 150 quid over their government grants, and this was a human rights violation because they might have to pay for it out of the dole they collected between terms, and why didn't college cut the staff's food allotment instead?

Besides, they seem to like strangely tepid tea over there. And American beer is, in fact, like piss, but then so is Australian.

BR(give me a good north-country bitter anyday - eta: or anything by Brains in Cardiff, they make some damn fine stuff, and Cardiff rocks generally)C

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Is no one here upset that Uncle Milty has died at age 94? He was the reason I got an economics degree.*


*Even though it was under the tutelage of the Reagan supply side guys rather than U Chicago free market guys, but still.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled banter.

Lately it seems like everywhere I go all I hear about are dead nonogenarians. I don't know about you, but I'd rather hear about fertile octogenarians. Those stories are much more hopeful.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Lately it seems like everywhere I go all I hear about are dead nonogenarians. I don't know about you, but I'd rather hear about fertile octogenarians. Those stories are much more hopeful.

I don't think so. I posted a fertile octogenarian story today.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Even worse than that from the undergrads - I was in student debt up to my eyeballs, listening to them go on about how college battels had been raised 150 quid over their government grants, and this was a human rights violation because they might have to pay for it out of the dole they collected between terms, and why didn't college cut the staff's food allotment instead?

Besides, they seem to like strangely tepid tea over there. And American beer is, in fact, like piss, but then so is Australian.

BR(give me a good north-country bitter anyday)C

Kwitcher bellyaching. My father wouldn't let me spend my junior year abroad.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Even worse than that from the undergrads - I was in student debt up to my eyeballs, listening to them go on about how college battels had been raised 150 quid over their government grants, and this was a human rights violation because they might have to pay for it out of the dole they collected between terms, and why didn't college cut the staff's food allotment instead?

Besides, they seem to like strangely tepid tea over there. And American beer is, in fact, like piss, but then so is Australian.

BR(give me a good north-country bitter anyday - eta: or anything by Brains in Cardiff, they make some damn fine stuff, and Cardiff rocks generally)C

2. They fucking went on a rent strike when I was there. It was all they had to pay for their education, and they went on strike over it.

I will say, though, I found myself bitching (in general, but usually about Brits) a lot more when I was there. I also was slightly worried that I was becoming an alcoholic. Then I realized I was just living in [British city], and I drank up and bitched about the British lack of customer serivce, ice, and cinnamon gum some more. I don't even like cinnamon gum. It just pissed me off that I couldn't get it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Is no one here upset that Uncle Milty has died at age 94? He was the reason I got an economics degree.*


*Even though it was under the tutelage of the Reagan supply side guys rather than U Chicago free market guys, but still.

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