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08-25-2004, 03:12 PM
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#5086
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Good Times!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. This happened 5 minutes ago.
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Just enough time for you to get back to your office and rub one out. Nice!
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08-25-2004, 03:13 PM
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#5087
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Good Times!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. This happened 5 minutes ago.
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he who has one incident in a restroom is likely to have another
--Paul Reubens
what he said
--George Michaels
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-25-2004, 03:20 PM
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#5088
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Good Times!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So I just walked into the restroom to find a very very senior partner holding on to his walker, standing in front of the sink with his pants down to his ankles. He was clearly wearing some kind of diaper. Can I feel really bad for him and be appalled at the same time?
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Is this why you want to leave? Or is this just another reason in a long list of reasons?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-25-2004, 03:24 PM
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#5089
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Hulk SMASH!
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
When they said "the Hulk" would be wrestling in the Olympics, I wrongly figured it would be this guy:
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Dude, that man is half dead from the roids. Your first thought should have been this man
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-25-2004, 03:36 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The Whore From Russia
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Since paigow left people are taking rather extreme liberties.
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in fairness to me, I was in a predicament, as it is not my Tivo and the person who owns the Tivo in question reads these boards. I try to leave him out of the descriptions of tv viewing as much as possible ever since I got a smackdown on my reporting of our viewing of a teddy bear show. |
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08-25-2004, 03:36 PM
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#5091
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Well, yeah
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Dunno, looks like Amanda Beard might be in the picture.
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MP is hotter with his cap on. He has bad hair and the upper part of his head is too large.
ETA and his ears stick out. Hot hot hot body, but there are guys who have a better total package.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 08-25-2004 at 03:41 PM..
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08-25-2004, 03:37 PM
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#5092
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Good Times!
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So I just walked into the restroom to find a very very senior partner holding on to his walker, standing in front of the sink with his pants down to his ankles. He was clearly wearing some kind of diaper. Can I feel really bad for him and be appalled at the same time?
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Earn your fucking bonus and help him out with a reacharound.
Big deal, I wear a diaper when I go to Jets games. Ensures I don't miss any beer (or fights in the stands). |
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08-25-2004, 03:40 PM
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#5093
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Hulk SMASH!
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude, that man is half dead from the roids. Your first thought should have been this man
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Compare with the original photo and write 500 words on the following theme: "It Makes Jesus Cry When You Whiff."
ETA: Original words. |
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08-25-2004, 03:42 PM
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#5094
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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More Olympic Crap
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And I felt really bad for Gail Devers - even with her blue nails, her injury took her last shot at a medal.
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If I recall correctly, some of her previous shots were direct hits, so I'm not feeling too terrible for her medal chances.
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08-25-2004, 03:43 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Hulk SMASH!
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
"It Makes Jesus Cry When You Whiff."
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Dick Cheney said Jesus doesn't hate whiffers.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-25-2004, 03:47 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Hulk SMASH!
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Compare with the original photo and write 500 words on the following theme: "It Makes Jesus Cry When You Whiff."
ETA: Original words.
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Can I plagiarize from "Daddy drinks because you cry?"
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-25-2004, 03:58 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Good Times!
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So I just walked into the restroom to find a very very senior partner holding on to his walker, standing in front of the sink with his pants down to his ankles. He was clearly wearing some kind of diaper. Can I feel really bad for him and be appalled at the same time?
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Didn't you already ask this question, but anonymously?
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08-25-2004, 03:58 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Blast from the Past
Back in late 2002 there was a weblog called "The Tard Blog." It was ostensibly written by an actual special education teacher, writing anonymously about her developmentally delayed students. I gather it was an underground sensation. It got lots of hate mail and a bit of love mail, but it kept some people entertained and (if real) kept a teacher or two from going insane.
It changed hands several times in the few months of its life and got taken down a while back, but some fans archived it and posted it here. I am told that the original Riti Sped posts are funny and occasionally touching, but the later Sarah Hammon posts are neither. YMMV.
I mention it not because of the writing merits of the blog, of which I am unsure, but because of the copyright notice at the bottom of the first entry here. |
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08-25-2004, 04:04 PM
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#5099
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Good Times!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
he who has one incident in a restroom is likely to have another
--Paul Reubens
what he said
--George Michaels
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I was thinking more along the lines of --
Why've you got your dick in the sink? That's naaaasty!
-- Eddie Murphy's mother |
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08-25-2004, 04:10 PM
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#5100
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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