Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Just giving you shit. How come you always act so surprised when I do?

TM

Because I am a tasteless barbarian. And/or a flipping twit of a moronic bitch.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
To change the subject, can people please post some good ideas for mother's day gifts? For mom, wife and mother of child, grandmother, etc.

TM

I give my mother a spa package gift certificate every year. She loves it. (Generally also my husband gives me one as well, because the fact that I am not really a mother is a mere technicality and I think I qualify by being am sort of motherly to all of God's little creatures). I too, love it. But my mother and I are very fond of spas, so ymmv.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pushy the Puppy
[insert huge pic here]

Terri Whitson, Accountant
Kentucky Highlands Investment Corporation


This ongoing exhibit of fashion-forward accountants has been curated by Pushy the Puppy.

I thought Devine was dead.


edited by MR so that big-ass pic doesn't continue to fuck up the forums

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Pushy the Puppy
Terri Whitson, Accountant
Kentucky Highlands Investment Corporation


This ongoing exhibit of fashion-forward accountants has been curated by Pushy the Puppy.

[insert incredibly large pic here0]

Dude, please resize your images so they are no wider than 300 pixels.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yeah, okay Johnny Cochran.

not7y(and you have the stones to call me a lunatic?)S

When the OJ verdict came down, white people and black people alike wept...

...tears of joy that the fucking thing was over.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
My point was not that Chicago is not a city, but that Samantha Jones who is a "fabulous" character probably would never live there. Let alone Wisconsin.

Jesus Christ... is Sex and the City still on the air? I thought they gave that hagfest the Old Yeller treatment months ago...

S(Sarah Jessica Parker should take her top off - it'd force the camera away from her face)D

PS: I'm still waiting for SJP to belt out a ouple lines from "Tommy" at any moment.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by evenodds
Because you are always goodness and light, and your warmth envelops all who have the privilege of knowing you.

Cool! You guys can drink at work?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Dude, please resize your images so they are no wider than 300 pixels.

Maybe it's just me, but I am Not Keen on mocking non-celebrities by posting their pictures here.

(Yes, this means that the picture of me on the NB&A website is pretty damn goofy.)

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Maybe it's just me, but I am Not Keen on mocking non-celebrities by posting their pictures here.

(Yes, this means that the picture of me on the NB&A website is pretty damn goofy.)

Yeah, I don't know that I could stand up to that sort of scrutiny myself.

And, let us remind ourselves of what happened when Dianne did that some time ago . . .

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I thought Devine was dead.


edited by MR so that big-ass pic doesn't continue to fuck up the forums

This is one of the reasons that in my forthcoming book, robustpuppy's practical rules for living, rule no. 4 is "Never agree to having your name and picture posted on the Internet."

Of course, my fear is that someone would put my head on some naked chick's bod, thereby ruining my judicial aspirations.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I can think of no other explanation for how this once wordy, verbose, spittle wielding airbag has morphed into thie lookingformarketlike occasional one liner throwing observer from the sidelines. Sort of like seeing Pam Anderson once her implants were removed/

Cool, I'm an adjective. Some of us would rather sit in the front row of the circus and make an occasional comment to our neighbor than pile out of a tiny car wearing big shoes and a fright wig. I'll end with two thoughts that your mother clearly never taught you: 1. Just because you have a thought doesn't mean you need to tell other people; 2. Just because you have a thought doesn't mean you need to tell other people.

L(non-witty comment inserted to aggravate MR)FM

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by bilmore
And, let us remind ourselves of what happened when Dianne did that some time ago . . .

What was that, for the benfit of those of us who weren't haunting these halls then?

[leagleaze]

My mom just had surgery so I am flying out to see her, it will be a surprise. I am like the best daughter in the whole fucking world, no doubt. And unlike my sister, I will inherit, but I digress.

But normally, I give her flowers. Or I write a sappy poem, or both. My mom loves sappy poems, as long as I write them. You know....

Mom you are the best,
you never criticized my dress,
even when I'm unfashionable,
you still find me quite lovable...

Shit like that

Sometimes I will arrange for dinner for both of my parents, and just take care of the bill.

I've also had things catered for them at their home, which is very nice and gives them an opportunity to relax.

If you live close (or are the best child in the whole fucking world like I am and are visiting) cooking dinner is always nice.

Moms appreciate your time more than anything else. It is easy to spend money. Something that shows them you are still around is better.

No more accountants.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
What was that, for the benfit of those of us who weren't haunting these halls then?

Dianne posted a pic and bio from the personal website of a fruitcake who was marketing himself for a wife. Said FC noted many hits from the FB, (you can tell where your web referrals come from), logged on, and saw many comments about his fruitcakedness. Went nuts, threatening to sue, spittle flying, etc., etc.