It's all about me

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


Better:

Antonio Banderas

this is the only one on either list that surprises me. It seems to me he is showing his age regardless of whether he's on analog or digital tv.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
this is the only one on either list that surprises me. It seems to me he is showing his age regardless of whether he's on analog or digital tv.

So you weren't surprised by the presence of Jay Leno on the better list? Maybe he benefits from low expectations.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It must be nice to make a living making snarky comments about how celebrities look. If only we all had planned better!

Speaking of which, I'm surprised not to see the following on the list --

Same :

Joan Rivers

Still pretty much looks like the Cryptkeeper.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It must be nice to make a living making snarky comments about how celebrities look. If only we all had planned better!

What does Phillip Swann look like, and would HDTV be kind to him?

I'm fond of this sentence: "Being 17, HD favors the young." As I recall, being 17, BnB favored the young. Hell, being older than 17, BnB still favors the young.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm fond of this sentence: "Being 17, HD favors the young." As I recall, being 17, BnB favored the young. Hell, being older than 17, BnB still favors the young.

Because the participles don't dangle as much on the young ones.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm fond of this sentence: "Being 17, HD favors the young." As I recall, being 17, BnB favored the young. Hell, being older than 17, BnB still favors the young.

You and HD are pederasts.

Edit: Actually, HD is a pedophile.

Edit 2: Actually, you are not a pederast either.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You and HD are pederasts.

Edit: Actually, HD is a pedophile.

Edit 2: Actually, you are not a pederast either.

Can someone besides me make the writing sample joke? I'm trying to be kinder and gentler.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Can someone besides me make the writing sample joke? I'm trying to be kinder and gentler.

He has more time on the writing sample. At least he's editing.

Anyone else notice we are on 5100-something? Who got the 5k?

[Mandy GA]

Hello all. Lurker here, in need of some “adult” advice, PLEASE.

Over the last year my current live-in boytoy and I have experimented with a number of moves in the BR and elsewhere to keep things hoppin. In the obvious category, early on we went for the anal sex (my prune was intact, he had been down the dirt road once in college). For the first time I got a little drunk, like 7 chocotinis drunk, and I liked it quite a bit, in fact so much so that the next 3 or 4 times there was no alcohol at all. And without the booze I found that it was a bit more painfull than pleasurable and I nixed it from there.

Coming full circle, the last couple of weekends when we have been going at it I have been feeling this urge “back there”. I think I want to unlock the backdoor again and I know he’d be all for it. All of this led to another idea I have been intrigued with for a while, anal beads.

I have heard that they are fun and can get a girl off like no one’s business but my question is how exactly does one use them? Do they hurt? I want this to be a surprise but I want to know what I am doing. Anyone with any experience here? PLEASE HELP! Thanks

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Hello all. Lurker here, in need of some “adult” advice, PLEASE.

Over the last year my current live-in boytoy and I have experimented with a number of moves in the BR and elsewhere to keep things hoppin. In the obvious category, early on we went for the anal sex (my prune was intact, he had been down the dirt road once in college). For the first time I got a little drunk, like 7 chocotinis drunk, and I liked it quite a bit, in fact so much so that the next 3 or 4 times there was no alcohol at all. And without the booze I found that it was a bit more painfull than pleasurable and I nixed it from there.

Coming full circle, the last couple of weekends when we have been going at it I have been feeling this urge “back there”. I think I want to unlock the backdoor again and I know he’d be all for it. All of this led to another idea I have been intrigued with for a while, anal beads.

I have heard that they are fun and can get a girl off like no one’s business but my question is how exactly does one use them? Do they hurt? I want this to be a surprise but I want to know what I am doing. Anyone with any experience here? PLEASE HELP! Thanks

Before we move on to substantive advice, you need to change the "M" to an "R," Mandy.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He has more time on the writing sample. At least he's editing.

Anyone else notice we are on 5100-something? Who got the 5k?

TM, with a yo' momma joke!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

Anyone else notice we are on 5100-something? Who got the 5k?

I think we need to remind everyone that RP is a mod here.

(jeez, take a long weekend and all hell breaks loose)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Before we move on to substantive advice, you need to change the "M" to an "R," Mandy.

Hello, child of the 70s? Don't you know --

Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without takin' ...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
TM, with a yo' momma joke!

Then I think it only appropriate that the next thread be hers until TM comes around to rename it.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
TM, with a yo' momma joke!

Technically, its a yo wife joke. Or yo baby momma joke.