New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by dtb
I know of a partner (at Cravath) who lives (or, lived - I don't know the current situation) with a roommate.

Yeah, but rent in NYC is expensive. You can get a whole house (or 3 trailers) in Florida, for what it costs to rent a studio on the upper east side.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I also hate hearing my wife's friends say "Oohhhh, I think he's 'The One.'"

Unless, of course, they're referring to him:



TM

[evenodds]

Originally posted by evenodds
Okay, that's it.

You're done.

Thanks for being here. The parodies of lame posters were one thing. The parodies of less are another.

Though Petunia is LAME, I have been advised that s/he is not a sock.

I revoke my ban, for now.

[Walter_Disco_Mitty]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
a. Bad karma

b. If you dump a girl, its harder to date someone she knows later. If you're dumped, you're the nice guy who just didn't work out.

S(Of course, this cuts against my advice to ask for wierd sex as a method to get dumped, since you'd get a rep as a pervert with all of your ex's friends)D

Correction, assuming your theory works, you are the perv who wanted to do the pervy sex act with her. Her friends will know. How old are you anyway?

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
Yeah, but rent in NYC is expensive. You can get a whole house (or 3 trailers) in Florida, for what it costs to rent a studio on the upper east side.

I assume that this is a joke, but in the event that it's not: Is it even possible for a partner at Cravath to make less than $500k/year? And they've all been Cravath GAs for like 9 years, right?

At my firm, some associates, especially the younger ones, have roommates. We also have a few partners and associates with "roommates."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have an interest in fucking nuns.

Careful,


I believe in this and its been tested by research
That he who fucks nuns will later join the church


The Clash 1980

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by evenodds
Though Petunia is LAME, I have been advised that s/he is not a sock.

Does this mean that Petunia actually was a long time lurker, first time poster?

I don't know what to believe anymore.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does this mean that Petunia actually was a long time lurker, first time poster?

I don't know what to believe anymore.

I think it means that Petunia is the second coming of a long time poster... Gee, I wonder who??

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by leagleaze
And what is a deviant sex act by the way?

Is this an invitation to ignore the prohibition in the FAQ on posting explicit images? Heh heh heh.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by The Daintiest Petunia
OH no!!! hahaha!!! Spot on!!!! Carry on, indeed!!! :wink: lol!!!

This is getting tiresome.

Even might not be around but I have no trouble with following her lead and flipping people.


Long time poster or not

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by leagleaze
This is getting tiresome.

Even might not be around but I have no trouble with following her lead and flipping people.


Long time poster or not

More tiresome than Less doing the same thing over and over again?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Unless, of course, they're referring to him:



TM

Fucker. I just got busted laughing at the screen. Hoepfully, they'll find out how much I fuck around and fire me.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
More tiresome than Less doing the same thing over and over again?

Not in the least. He's being fucking annoying too.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587
On the other hand, some women (especially young, successful ones who have succeeded at other things in their lives) seem to think that there will always out there somewhere be "THE ONE," whose purpose in life will be clear: to marry her in a perfect orgy of doves and pageantry and make her insanely and wonderfully happy for the rest of her life, during which they can have dozens of perfect children. Some seem to look for this person really diligently and with reckless disregard for the actual relationships they might be in where they're happy, friendly and having good sex (which relationships might reveal that this guy is as good as or better than "THE ONE"). Then, after not being able to find this guy by the time they're about 33, they freak out, and marry they first guy they can convince to marry them or the guy they're dating at the time. Later on, they curse men/envy and hate their single friends/need therapy.

You've been reading too much Ann Landers. No one is this fucking stupid.

Edit: And now I have "When Doves Cry" in my head. Thanks.

Does "One" = Biggest cock I can fit in my cooter?

[Walter_Disco_Mitty]

Originally posted by LessinSF
That made me giggle.

Easy, cheezy, or you might get your post count up to an embarrassing number.