New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 347

evenodds · 10-30-2003, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fucker. I just got busted laughing at the screen. Hoepfully, they'll find out how much I fuck around and fire me.

Does that mean you'll be spending more time here with us?

Pretty Little Flower · 10-30-2003, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Though Petunia is LAME, I have been advised that s/he is not a sock.

I revoke my ban, for now.

No, I cannot do it e/o. I thought about maintaining Petunia as a primary, but with each smiley face, a small part of my soul died. With each exclamation point, a part of my psyche withered. Perhaps most poignant was the disappointed IM I received from Thurgreed, chastising me. That really stung. Ban the Petunia, if you must e/o. I would never question your or leagl's wise administration.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-30-2003, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Does that mean you'll be spending more time here with us?

Nah, I think I'll go on a sex tour of Thailand before Bush illegalizes it.

evenodds · 10-30-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No, I cannot do it e/o. I thought about maintaining Petunia as a primary, but with each smiley face, a small part of my soul died. With each exclamation point, a part of my psyche withered. Perhaps most poignant was the disappointed IM I received from Thurgreed, chastising me. That really stung. Ban the Petunia, if you must e/o. I would never question your or leagl's wise administration.

I sincerely appreciate the leadership you and Penske have shown.

I will miss Petunia's charm and cheer, but we have to make difficult choices to ensure the FB thrives.

ABBAKiss · 10-30-2003, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You've been reading too much Ann Landers. No one is this fucking stupid.

I can tell you that this is exactly why I don't like many women my age though.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-30-2003, 01:10 PM

that's unpossible

And how do people in law enforcement not rank lowest on speeding tickets? Has a cop ever pulled over a cop?

Replaced_Texan · 10-30-2003, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
that's unpossible

And how do people in law enforcement not rank lowest on speeding tickets? Has a cop ever pulled over a cop?

Sorry, guys, for skewing the numbers.

Flinty_McFlint · 10-30-2003, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Okay, that's it.

You're done.

Thanks for being here. The parodies of lame posters were one thing. The parodies of less are another.

What's the difference?

Pretty Little Flower · 10-30-2003, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I sincerely appreciate the leadership you and Penske have shown.

I will miss Petunia's charm and cheer, but we have to make difficult choices to ensure the FB thrives.

Thanks . . . thanks . . . I just want to thank Penske for his role and . . . um . . . [sniff] . . . I think I have something in my eye . . . I have to go . . .

LessinSF · 10-30-2003, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by Walter_Disco_Mitty
Correction, assuming your theory works, you are the perv who wanted to do the pervy sex act with her. Her friends will know. How old are you anyway?

How droll.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-30-2003, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I can tell you that this is exactly why I don't like many women my age though.

So you're saying this shit is true? A person smart enough to otherwise succeed in all endeavors (if you call be a professional in golden handcuffs succeeding) is waiting for a dream SO? Dios mio... we're a doomed race.

And for what its worth, having a hard on your whole life for a perfect wedding day is a pretty pathetic waste of time. The wedding is fun, but if its one of the things you dream about since childhood, you need a fuckin hobby, or better yet, a life.

Fucking ceremonies... they ought to get rid of them all. In my world, everything would be a casual party. No tux, no bizarre looking dress, no pomp and little kids holding rings and ushers helping people who are more than able to escort their own fat asses to their seats. Just a recitation of whatever the hell it is you want everyone to hear you say followed by top shelf food and booze, preferrably near a beach.

LessinSF · 10-30-2003, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
More tiresome than Less doing the same thing over and over again?

Probably not, but I am being intentionally tiresome as a way of proving my point, although I really thought that Walter_Disco_Mitty's comments got better the more they were repeated. That person is brilliant and underappreciated.

NotFromHere · 10-30-2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
that's unpossible

And how do people in law enforcement not rank lowest on speeding tickets? Has a cop ever pulled over a cop?

What the hell is a homemaker? Someone who makes a home? You mean stay-at-homes? Is that a category? Does that count the involuntary stay-at-homes (read unemployed).

And real estate agents? Duh. I mean if you spend 10 hours a day on the road, you're bound to run into a lot more idiots than someone who only drives a couple times a week.

What I find interesting is that politicians get into fewer accidents but have the most speeding tickets? How does that happen? So speeding helps you avoid the accidents?

ABBAKiss · 10-30-2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A bunch of stuff re waiting for "the one" and the ridicularity of many weddings

SD = the preacher
ABBA = the choir

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-30-2003, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
blah blah blah

Sebastian,

please vary your tune. same shit, different day. it gets old.

Your friend,

GWNC

(or show us your wife's tits. That would be new)