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10-30-2003, 02:27 PM
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#5206
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
you should be fine. then get back to worrying about people who actually exist. like me. or penske.
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Indeed! I was thinking the same thing. Weird that.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-30-2003, 02:30 PM
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#5207
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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Ballhiding is stupid
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sebastian,
please vary your tune. same shit, different day. it gets old.
Your friend,
GWNC
(or show us your wife's tits. That would be new)
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I can't. I'm like Andy Rooney. I'm mentally constipated.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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10-30-2003, 02:34 PM
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#5208
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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While out polling the electorate
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What I find interesting is that politicians get into fewer accidents but have the most speeding tickets? How does that happen? So speeding helps you avoid the accidents?
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You would think it would be the other way around. not that pols have any influence with the cops or anything. |
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10-30-2003, 02:40 PM
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#5209
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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confidential to Less
I somehow ended up with an e-mail that was intended for you...
Date: Wed, 29 Oct 03
From: "Clay Childress" <o680udhome@earthink.net>
To: [notcasesensitive]
Subject: Drugs for Less!
Please let me know where I should forward it for you. I'm afraid that unless those drugs make it to you, you will remain in this funk.
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10-30-2003, 02:40 PM
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#5210
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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more damn Britney
I promised myself I wouldn't do this, but any chance to poke fun at BS, I have to do.
Oct. 30 — Don’t expect Britney Spears to ask Beyoncé Knowles to join her and Madonna’s girl party. When Britney goes to nightclubs, says a source, she asks DJs not to play music by Knowles, who not long ago said that her religious beliefs forbid her from engaging in a same sex smooch like Britney and Madonna did. The source says Spears also asks DJs not to play music by her ex-sweetie, Justin Timberlake.
Although she recently expressed regret over appearing a tad underdressed on several magazine covers — and even claimed that the folks at Esquire tricked her into posing without her britches.
According to sources, Britney appears on the upcoming issue of Brit magazine Q dressed in leather gloves, bra and skimpy underpants, kneeling on a car and suggestively grabbing the inside of her thighs. (I put this in for youse guys)
Inside, she is quoted as saying that she cries during “the time of the month.” She also discusses her belief that there are “spirits around us, good angels and bad angels” and she suggests that she ran into one of them at a castle in Germany. (I believe they call that hallucinations after 8 red bulls.)
http://www.msnbc.com/news/986197.asp?0ql=c8p
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-30-2003, 02:41 PM
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#5211
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Relationship Advice
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I think it means that Petunia is the second coming of a long time poster...
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I thought they got away from performing lobotomies on people.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-30-2003, 02:42 PM
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#5212
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Relationship Advice
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Probably not, but I am being intentionally tiresome as a way of proving my point, although I really thought that Walter_Disco_Mitty's comments got better the more they were repeated. That person is brilliant and underappreciated.
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I know. That's where your scheme backfired.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-30-2003, 02:45 PM
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#5213
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Ballhiding is stupid
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
SD = the preacher
ABBA = the choir
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BRC = dissenter.
I didn't particularly believe in having a "One" until I met the Mr. (Yes, TM & Slave, I hear you retching.) He's definitely the "One," though there is nothing particularly fireworks or violin-music-whilst-rolling-around-on-a-bed-of-rose-petals about it.
BR(deleted an illustration of what I mean because I didn't want to inspire more barfing)C
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- Life is too short to wear cheap shoes.
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10-30-2003, 02:46 PM
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#5214
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Relationship Advice
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I thought they got away from performing lobotomies on people.
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You may be on to something. Electroshock therapy has enjoyed a resurgence, if you will, particularly in the treatment of depression, a malady we all know is quite common among lawyers. |
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10-30-2003, 02:51 PM
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#5215
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Ballhiding is stupid
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
blah blah the Mr. blah blah
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My darling BRC,
please vary your tune. same shit, different day. It gets old.
Your friend,
GWNC
(or show us his dick, that would be new)
(ok, stopping now because I'm a giant hypocrite, but this has been kind of fun while it lasted) |
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10-30-2003, 02:53 PM
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#5216
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Ballhiding is stupid
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
(ok, stopping now because I'm a giant hypocrite, but this has been kind of fun while it lasted)
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no, no! please repeat ad nauseum. |
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10-30-2003, 02:56 PM
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#5217
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Ballhiding is stupid
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
no, no! please repeat ad nauseum.
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I tried that. It only got funnier to me. Thurgreed got all mad and shit.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-30-2003, 02:56 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Would have been funny
Edited to delete image. damn. that didn't work.
So I'll add something else from the BS article. A Russell Crowe quote...
Russell Crowe scoffed at the Bondi Hilton ban on flip-flops and wore a pair into the lobby of the posh hotel, according to the Scottish Daily Record. When reprimanded by an employee, he chuckled, “Pretend they’re stilettos, mate.”
And boring wedding news...Gwyneth Paltrow is planning to marry Chris Martin next summer in Bovey Castle on Dartmoor, in Devon, England, according to overseas reports.
Anyone else like Gwyneth's mom on Will & Grace? I think it's one of her better roles.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 10-30-2003 at 02:59 PM..
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10-30-2003, 02:59 PM
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#5219
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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confidential to Less
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Drugs for Less!
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Please forward to lessinsf@Yahoo.com, where I can compare prices with this one:
"Buy Vicodin Online"
Buy vicodin online from our online pharmacy.
Free doctor consultation
Fedex overnight shipping.
Go here: http://www.pharmtown.biz/health/group.asp?g=128
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Boogers!
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10-30-2003, 03:06 PM
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#5220
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Relationship Advice
Originally posted by LitiGator
We are missing the love.
Sex is great and the friendship is great. Without love, it's not going anywhere.
I wonder if we are preventing each other from getting into something more future-oriented with someone else. I have dated other people while we've been seeing each other, but we are only fucking each other.
We're GAs in the same class. Different floors, different sections. We live in the same building. We started hanging out together and it's easy to see someone when you don't have to buzz them in.
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
you live in the same building?! whatever you do, end it on good terms. just in case you ever encounter a drought...
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And always remember to remove your car from the parking garage. Or at least change parking spaces. From the "voice of experience" files.
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