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03-09-2004, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
edited to note that I now have Paul Anka in my head, thank you very much.
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And thanks so much for spreading the joy that is Paul Anka. What a wonderful way to show how much you love me.
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03-09-2004, 07:23 PM
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#512
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
But why would your default presumption be that the intention was one of payment for services rather than "here's an engraveable token to commorate this terrific event"?
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I don't know - because my default presumption is to commodify sex and the fruits thereof? That is just the way I think, I suppose. It seems a little crass, that's all. Nice going, sweetie, here's your reward! |
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03-09-2004, 07:27 PM
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#513
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know - because my default presumption is to commodify sex and the fruits thereof? That is just the way I think, I suppose. It seems a little crass, that's all. Nice going, sweetie, here's your reward!
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I would think that the appropriate time to buy someone a gift for having your child is the Mother's Day following the birth of the child.
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03-09-2004, 07:35 PM
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#514
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Tip to whoever it was: Pawn the rolex. Unless you're in Philly, you can get more than 50 bucks for it. Buy one of RP's suggestions.
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But then you can't go up to people and say:
"You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car" |
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03-09-2004, 07:37 PM
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#515
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know - because my default presumption is to commodify sex and the fruits thereof? That is just the way I think, I suppose. It seems a little crass, that's all. Nice going, sweetie, here's your reward!
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Isn't that usually the man's thought right before the cumshot? |
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03-09-2004, 07:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
But then you can't go up to people and say:
"You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car"
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Yes. Yes. I love saying that. That, and my shoes cost more than your whole wardrobe, bitch.
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03-09-2004, 07:52 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Even for John Holmes
Hot dog in a hallway, no matter who you are:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-09-2004, 08:07 PM
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#518
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Even for John Holmes
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Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hot dog in a hallway, no matter who you are:
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Thank you very much.
Michael Powell just fined our website $750,000 for that obscene picture of Janet Jackson's poonana. |
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03-09-2004, 08:11 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by Fugee
I am mostly certain that nearly all of the women* here will agree with me** that this post, along with your earlier rants about giving flowers or jewelry and seeing an ex behind a SO's back, makes it pretty clear you have no friggen' idea what makes a woman tick.
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Acknowledging that I'm late to the dance, but...
whatever TM's got, it makes me tick.
Just for the record, y'know. |
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03-09-2004, 08:16 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Even for John Holmes
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Thank you very much.
Michael Powell just fined our website $750,000 for that obscene picture of Janet Jackson's poonana.
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Too bad commies like RT and me forced Bush to make Powell chairman of the FCC. |
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03-09-2004, 08:24 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
whatever TM's got, it makes me tick.
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TM-pleaser. |
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03-09-2004, 08:38 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I would think that the appropriate time to buy someone a gift for having your child is the Mother's Day following the birth of the child.
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Late to the discussion, but I bought Mrs. Hand pretty serious pieces of jewelry after each of the Little Fingers arrived. I didn't do it as some sort of payoff... I mainly did it because it was a stressful time and she wasn't feeling very good about herself then.
She loves them and wears them all the time. |
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03-09-2004, 08:55 PM
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I usually do the cheek, but most of my female friends do the lip to lip hello. I sometimes kiss the cheek anyway, and I've often wondered if its rude to do so if the other person may be expecting the lip to lip service.
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Only if they were hoping for tounge. |
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03-09-2004, 09:01 PM
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#524
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do not order for the woman in a restaurant. Its like wearing a sharkskin double breasted suit.
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Yeah, but you look great in your sharkskin double breasted suits. Especially the red one.
BHB
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03-09-2004, 09:05 PM
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#525
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I assure you, when a guy has to take a dump, he looks down to make sure everything's in its proper place before he sits. Now, if its a given that women are more detail oriented and neat than men - which they are - then why the hell are they so negligent in this one very important detail area?
I may forget to pay the cable bill or clean the cat litter, but you can bet your ass I'm going to be making sure wherever I stick my bare ass is pretty damn safe and clean.
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I read this post to Mrs. dL (who also knows SD) and we got into a fight about whether or not one should turn on the light when using the bathroom at night. Thanks, asshole.
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