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[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I’ll take her to Napa
It’s Money well spent
If the Pinot produces
The drunken consent
Of my Serbian girl.

This is my favorite part, but it was all very well done. Kudos, lizard boy.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Not Bob
This is my favorite part, but it was all very well done. Kudos, lizard boy.

Realize it is dangerous for me to do this, but I agree. Very funny.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I wanna live
with a Serbian girl
The Endings are Happy
the rest of my life
With a Serbian girl.

She’ll come to the spankster
Like Deer to my hand
When I track her down
At her hostess stand
My Serbian girl.

Her English not perfect
Her “no” is not “no”
So spanky relaxes
and follows her home
For his Serbian girl.

I’ll take her to Napa
It’s Money well spent
If the Pinot produces
The drunken consent
Of my Serbian girl.

I’ll give you Money now
We’re gonna make it somehow
You’re gonna get your chance
Now you’re a model but soon you’ll dance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.

Best song ever.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by nononono
Realize it is dangerous for me to do this, but I agree. Very funny.

Ooohhh. Danger. I'm intrigued. Are you afraid of provoking NotBob into an oddly non-sexual daydream during business hours?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ooohhh. Danger. I'm intrigued. Are you afraid of provoking NotBob into an oddly non-sexual daydream during business hours?

I've got your back on this one, nononono.

[nononono]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ooohhh. Danger. I'm intrigued. Are you afraid of provoking NotBob into an oddly non-sexual daydream during business hours?

Heh. No, it was more a reference to the oh-so-gentle teasing has gotten periodically on my account, for which I feel profoundly...oh, I guess I can't say guilty, because that would imply something someone might comment on, etc.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I wanna live
with a Serbian girl
The Endings are Happy
the rest of my life
With a Serbian girl.

She’ll come to the spankster
Like Deer to my hand
When I track her down
At her hostess stand
My Serbian girl.

Her English not perfect
Her “no” is not “no”
So spanky relaxes
and follows her home
For his Serbian girl.

I’ll take her to Napa
It’s Money well spent
If the Pinot produces
The drunken consent
Of my Serbian girl.

I’ll give you Money now
We’re gonna make it somehow
You’re gonna get your chance
Now you’re a model but soon you’ll dance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.

Oh yeah


Is she shy?
Is it no?
Is she a cocktease?
My model student waitress immigrated to house on Bush Street.
She was hot like fresh Deershit, no one thought I could attain
But women don't no Woman, Woman just playing game
Days go by, there's no call, I'm googling her caller ID
And there's Serbian Woman, serving Slave Jim Beam
(Chorus)
She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds

Leaving messages, Will Call Back
While I was planning how I will attack
She was shy, she ran away, before I dragged her back
I told Woman have no fear, I will walk out of your life now
Woman demurred, glanced away. Can I get a "Ping! Pow!?
That hard to get routine, so time honored for Woman
Just eight more messages and I get Woman in my van.

She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals,, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds


Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)
Please Pay Attention:
It's not okay, I don't understand
Why you Woman doubt the Man
I hope when Woman's body's found
I'll be with Stacey at Polanski's French compound
Take my van, yes we will, we'll take my van and drive it
Take it to the riverside, and disassemble you in private
A part of me has just been sated
My theory on Woman has been validated
Oh no, my hour's up?
Where do you keep your tip cup?
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
Alright!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)
She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals,, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds

[nononono]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've got your back on this one, nononono.

Ah, no wonder everyone likes you!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by nononono
Ah, no wonder everyone likes you!

I think balt will tell you that RT thinks this level of public sucking up is entirely disgusting to her, and she would prefer PMs for these types of comments.

I liked both Centerfolds and Serbian Girl.

And I want to know what happened.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh yeah


Is she shy?
Is it no?
Is she a cocktease?
My model student waitress immigrated to house on Bush Street.
She was hot like fresh Deershit, no one thought I could attain
But women don't no Woman, Woman just playing game
Days go by, there's no call, I'm googling her caller ID
And there's Serbian Woman, serving Slave Jim Beam
(Chorus)
She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds

Leaving messages, Will Call Back
While I was planning how I will attack
She was shy, she ran away, before I dragged her back
I told Woman have no fear, I will walk out of your life now
Woman demurred, glanced away. Can I get a "Ping! Pow!?
That hard to get routine, so time honored for Woman
Just eight more messages and I get Woman in my van.

She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals,, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds


Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)
Please Pay Attention:
It's not okay, I don't understand
Why you Woman doubt the Man
I hope when Woman's body's found
I'll be with Stacey at Polanski's French compound
Take my van, yes we will, we'll take my van and drive it
Take it to the riverside, and disassemble you in private
A part of me has just been sated
My theory on Woman has been validated
Oh no, my hour's up?
Where do you keep your tip cup?
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
Alright!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)
She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals,, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds

"Ping! Pow!

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think balt will tell you that RT thinks this level of public sucking up is entirely disgusting to her, and she would prefer PMs for these types of comments.

I liked both Centerfolds and Serbian Girl.

And I want to know what happened.

2 to all.

GOs, Paigs and Shifty. Very nice work.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think balt will tell you that RT thinks this level of public sucking up is entirely disgusting to her, and she would prefer PMs for these types of comments.

I liked both Centerfolds and Serbian Girl.

And I want to know what happened.

Spanky proved y'all wrong with his madd-playa-skilz@! Get over it, Spanky knows the woman.

[nononono]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think balt will tell you that RT thinks this level of public sucking up is entirely disgusting to her, and she would prefer PMs for these types of comments.

I liked both Centerfolds and Serbian Girl.

And I want to know what happened.

Me, too. It's really unfair to tease like that. Isn't there some way to force him to give up the story? Can't that be enabled?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Spanky proved y'all wrong with his madd-playa-skilz@! Get over it, Spanky knows the woman.

Spanky knows all Woman. But how can we be sure of this when he does not provide details. It is like arguing that FDR did not attack the germans before the beginning of the civil War without mentioning the TVA. It's not supportable.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
2 to all.

I think it is a foul truth that is mostly correct that everyone dislikes this level of public sucking up and would prefer PMs for these types of comments.