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05-12-2004, 10:58 AM
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AI betting
So now its Latoya and not Fantasia who is the odds on favorite to win? How do I take that action>? i have never on line betted, but Diana DeGarmo, who I hate, was quite good last night and I think could bump Latoay to third place. Fantasia is still in a class of her own and Jasmine gave her worst performance ever right when she needed to bring it on as the kids say.
Did anyone else notice that Jasmine looked almost like a black lady last night?
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05-12-2004, 10:58 AM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Clearly the appropriate response is to feel so bad about the nonexistent weight gain that you stop eating. Maybe when she visits you in the hospital as you are dying of anorexia, with your hair fallen and your skeletal body covered in lesions, she will feel bad for teasing you.
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Well, since I was at their house at 10pm and I'll probably eat lunch, it won't be that long of a hunger strike....but thanks for worrying about me eating disorder.
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So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-12-2004, 11:01 AM
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#513
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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AI betting
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So now its Latoya and not Fantasia who is the odds on favorite to win? How do I take that action>? i have never on line betted, but Diana DeGarmo, who I hate, was quite good last night and I think could bump Latoay to third place.
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You probably have to go to a UK betting site. I'm not sure the off-shore guys take AI bets.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-12-2004, 11:10 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was thinking that you'd offer up the vomitorium.
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If the quetion had been "How do I get rid of my newly acquired fat ass?" I might have. But that was not the question.
Hey, wait a minute. No I wouldn't. I don't want that Bunny anywhere near my vomitorium.
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05-12-2004, 11:13 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If the quetion had been "How do I get rid of my newly acquired fat ass?" I might have. But that was not the question.
Hey, wait a minute. No I wouldn't. I don't want that Bunny anywhere near my vomitorium.
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You're the most selfish vomitorium owner I know.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-12-2004, 11:15 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're the most selfish vomitorium owner I know.
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Well, I would have let you use it. Until this...
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05-12-2004, 11:16 AM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're the most selfish vomitorium owner I know.
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Do you also own a tinkletorium?
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05-12-2004, 11:17 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Back on Track
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I was lucky enough not to have been raised Catholic, so I dont know, but did they really hand out this type of propoganda? And did people really think God gave a shit if you masturbted, much less would wack a kitty in relatilation? not very benevolent.
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I was raised Catholic, and its a fake. It would present too much of a dilemma to spinsters to be the act of any religion that relies so heavily upon donations.
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 05-12-2004 at 11:24 AM..
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05-12-2004, 11:18 AM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If the quetion had been "How do I get rid of my newly acquired fat ass?" I might have. But that was not the question.
Hey, wait a minute. No I wouldn't. I don't want that Bunny anywhere near my vomitorium.
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Not even in exchange for a reasonable discount on a hard-to-find Black Beauty lunchbox? Bitch.
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05-12-2004, 11:20 AM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Variation on a Theme -- Found in my inbox this morning
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Originally posted by dtb
The latest scam e-mail (at least I think it's a scam... . . .
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My pony trekker email account got an email from "Citibank" asking me to click on this Yahoo link to verify my email address by entering in my debit card and pin number.
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05-12-2004, 11:23 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do you also own a tinkletorium?
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Of course. With a bidet.
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05-12-2004, 11:24 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Of course. With a bidet.
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Where are the vomitorium, tinkletorium and poopatorium located with respect to each other, the kitchen, and the hot tub?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-12-2004, 11:30 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Where are the vomitorium, tinkletorium and poopatorium located with respect to each other, the kitchen, and the hot tub?
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The vomitorium is in its own wing, near the exercise room.
I believe the nursery is in a nearby wing, but I'll need to double check that with the Nanny.
There are tinkletorium and poopatorium throught the manse, but the one with bidet is in the master bathroom.
The hot tub is on the small private patio reachable only through french doors in the master suite.
The kitchen? Near the great room, of course.
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05-12-2004, 11:35 AM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Ass too big?
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The vomitorium is in its own wing, near the exercise room.
I believe the nursery is in a nearby wing, but I'll need to double check that with the Nanny.
There are tinkletorium and poopatorium throught the manse, but the one with bidet is in the master bathroom.
The hot tub is on the small private patio reachable only through french doors in the master suite.
The kitchen? Near the great room, of course.
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tinkletoria and poopertoria.
you're welcome, dtb.
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05-12-2004, 11:35 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The kitchen? Near the great room, of course.
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Wait a sec. I thought the vomitorium was the great room.
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