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10-29-2004, 07:05 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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The $150 million dollar question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate her voice. Just like I hate Angie Harmon's voice.
Maybe I just hate scratchy voices. Not sexy to me. Dunno why.
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I was just listening to an album by a band called Nathan, and I find the lead singer's voice way hot.* Dunno why, but she can sing to me any day.
* i.e., much hotter than Wheaties for dinner.
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10-29-2004, 07:13 PM
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#512
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Psych warfare 101
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good one! Lol.
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Soy. Chai. Latte. All over his freakin' keyboard!!!
Carry on.
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10-29-2004, 07:16 PM
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#513
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Poncho Confession
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Originally posted by bilmore
Tell me about it. It took years for me to get over the ridicule from fourth grade.
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I was going to go with this, but I knew you would have beaten me to it. Damn you and your lies about slaughtering innocent meat... uh, I mean, pretty bird.
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10-29-2004, 07:17 PM
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#514
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The $150 million dollar question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate her voice. Just like I hate Angie Harmon's voice.
Maybe I just hate scratchy voices. Not sexy to me. Dunno why.
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10-29-2004, 07:18 PM
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#515
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Poncho Confession
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I probably purr when I have cashmere next to my skin. It's a good thing that I don't/can't go bra-less, because the feeling of cashmere on my bare breasts is amazingly erotic to me. I'd never be able to actually leave the house if I could wear it that way.
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I'm picturing very happy sweaters right now.
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10-29-2004, 07:22 PM
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#516
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Poncho Confession
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is not meant to be a criticism of Flinty_McFlint because I generally find him to be a charming and amusing lad, but the following is a partial list of phrases that under no circumstances will ever be funny again on the Lawtalkers internet chatting board:
1. That's hot.
2. That's so hot.
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LOL!!!! Good one! Dude, you're smoking!
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10-29-2004, 07:23 PM
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#517
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Cisco confession
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Is "why, bilmore, why?" still acceptable?
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Why, Not Bob, why?
Or, IYW...
Why not, Bob? Why?
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10-29-2004, 07:24 PM
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#518
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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The $150 million dollar question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate her voice. Just like I hate Angie Harmon's voice.
Maybe I just hate scratchy voices. Not sexy to me. Dunno why.
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We are polar opposites, if not bears. I love Angie Harmon's voice. I love everything about Angie Harmon, except that no talent loser who proposed to her on fucking Jay Leno.
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10-29-2004, 07:25 PM
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#519
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Poncho Confession
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would someone please find an accurate rendition of the "you can put it wherever you want" line from Cruel Intentions? Thanks.
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Because I love you so:
Sebastian Valmont: That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster. What makes you think I'll go for that bet?
Kathryn Merteuil: Because I'm the only girl you can't have and it kills you.
Sebastian Valmont: No thanks.
Kathryn Merteuil: You can put it anywhere.
Sebastian Valmont: You got yourself a bet, baby.
Personally, I prefer this scene:
Kathryn Merteuil: Fuck her yet?
Sebastian Valmont: Working on it.
Kathryn Merteuil: Loser.
Sebastian Valmont: Blow me.
Kathryn Merteuil: Call me later?
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10-29-2004, 07:29 PM
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#520
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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I Want Candy
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, the humpback thread reminds me of one of the first dirty banned books I ever read, Candy, and the non-sexy sex scene between the protagonist and a hunchback.
It was not hot.
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I have searched in vain for a copy of that novel for years and years. It is undoubtedly the finest satire written since Swift wrote A Modest Proposal.
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10-29-2004, 07:35 PM
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#521
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
This proves NFH is a girl. She forgot the best part of the scene: the oral sex!
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Funny. I didn't even remember that part. And it's like the next line. For you, I'll do it, provided that you'll not repeat that which should not be repeated. If you know what I mean. Nudge nudge wink wink.
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.
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10-29-2004, 07:41 PM
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#522
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Dog calls 911
I have a friend in Denver who's training her golden to be a tracker. But this dog is cool.
RICHLAND, Wash. - Leana Beasley has faith that a dog is man’s best friend.
Faith, a 4-year-old Rottweiler, phoned 911 when Beasley fell out of her wheelchair and barked urgently into the receiver until a dispatcher sent help. Then the service dog unlocked the front door for the police officer.
“I sensed there was a problem on the other end of the 911 call,” said dispatcher Jenny Buchanan. “The dog was too persistent in barking directly into the phone receiver. I knew she was trying to tell me something.”
Faith is trained to summon help by pushing a speed-dial button on the phone with her nose after taking the receiver off the hook, said her owner, Beasley, 45, who suffers grand mal seizures.
link here
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10-29-2004, 07:41 PM
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#523
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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I Want Candy
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I have searched in vain for a copy of that novel for years and years. It is undoubtedly the finest satire written since Swift wrote A Modest Proposal.
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I found my dad's copy when I was 12 or 13. I think it was the edition that came out around the same time the movie did.
I didn't mean to imply that the book was Not Hot. Just the hunchback scene. The hunchback scene was pretty damned funny though.
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10-29-2004, 08:07 PM
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#524
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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I Want Candy
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I have searched in vain for a copy of that novel for years and years.
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Search no more. But don't forget to use the LawTalker's Amazon deal.
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10-29-2004, 08:09 PM
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#525
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Poncho Confession
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Because I love you so:
Sebastian Valmont: That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster. What makes you think I'll go for that bet?
Kathryn Merteuil: Because I'm the only girl you can't have and it kills you.
Sebastian Valmont: No thanks.
Kathryn Merteuil: You can put it anywhere.
Sebastian Valmont: You got yourself a bet, baby.
Personally, I prefer this scene:
Kathryn Merteuil: Fuck her yet?
Sebastian Valmont: Working on it.
Kathryn Merteuil: Loser.
Sebastian Valmont: Blow me.
Kathryn Merteuil: Call me later?
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Thank you, sweetie. FWIW, it was not my favorite scene. It was just appropriate because he was humping my back, which is an unusual place but is within the limitations of "anywhere."
I liked when she was on his lap, probably because I like Ryan Phillipe with an "oh god that feels so good don't stop" expression on his face. |
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