imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It's more like golf -- I understand that other people are into it, but I've never been moved to pick up a club.

But if lots of people around talked the game up, and if one had to spend lots of money to build the course by taking somewhat flat land and putting in traps and hills (so there must be some reason) wouldn't you at least try it to make sure it's not for you?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Go right ahead.

Me - and all the other GAs that have actually met the wacko - will be at the other bar.

Can't you try and get it touch with whatever brought you two together in the first place? is it gone?

[str8outavannuys]

ESPN.com reports that Mike Piazza will be marrying Alicia Beard, er, Rickter, within the month.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
But if lots of people around talked the game up, and if one had to spend lots of money to build the course by taking somewhat flat land and putting in traps and hills (so there must be some reason) wouldn't you at least try it to make sure it's not for you?

No. Metaphorically or literally.

[str8outavannuys]

So the Napoloeon Dynamite DVD was a bit of a disappointment, I thought. Sample commentary: "this [featured extra] kid has a great face. He works at the Double J now in Preston. He was really cool. He did a great job."

However, the DVD did reveal that Tina Marjorino is a hip hop dance instructor (presumably when not attending Waterworld-Con) who helped choreography the dance scene, and also that Heder stole many of his moves from Backstreet Boys and Michael Jackson. Oh, and Haylie Duff fainted on her first day, 'cause it was so hot.

The DVD also had the short film Peluca, which is kinda what you'd expect from a 10 minute Napoleon Dynamite movie. With his buddy needing a wig, and Napoleon needing a fanny pack, and not enough money for both, Napoleon gets his friend the wig.

The scene where they see the wig is VERY funny. "That wig . . . it's so incredible . . ." Napoleon basically starts drooling over it. Very very funny.

[yadda yadda yadda]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Golf is a social game. You kind of need a foursome.

Foursomes? Kinky.

[yadda yadda yadda]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ah yes.

Speaking of delusional...

For the benefit of all, let me share that Miss Psychopath here sent me a private PM last week, asking me if I wanted to co-host a GA happy hour with her.

She thought this would somehow be "ironic".

That she would even think for a second that I would willingly enter a room with her after these 5 long, miserable years is beyond all rational thought.

Don't you mean Darwonic?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
ESPN.com reports that Mike Piazza will be marrying Alicia Beard, er, Rickter, within the month.

Heh. Wonder who'll be his best boy, er...best man?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Can't you try and get it touch with whatever brought you two together in the first place? is it gone?

Well, the specific bottle is, but that's what liquor stores are for!

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Look at that ratio!

TM

Yeah, but she must have hellacious backaches if those puppies aren't filled with helium. I wonder if saline weighs more or less than actual breast tissue.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
We invite all willing singer-songwriter-rockers to try out to be the next lead singer of internationally acclaimed and successful rock group INXS. This competition will eventually unfold before a national television audience. The first step to be in the competition begins here and now.

6. Minneapolis, MN - Feb 1st

This is why PLF has been tossing out retirement notices. He's going to follow his dream.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
ESPN.com reports that Mike Piazza will be marrying Alicia Beard, er, Rickter, within the month.

He is overcompensating for the rumors. She is overcompensating for her box cover.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Will recording devices be permitted at the venue? If so, I think we can get some syndication deals going. Call me.

*ahem*

I think the board rightly gets all proceeds of this little drama.

Don't we have aspiring screenwriters taking copious notes?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch She is overcompensating for her box cover.

Is that like a merkin or something?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
ESPN.com reports that Mike Piazza will be marrying Alicia Beard, er, Rickter, within the month.

She looks a bit like a younger Priscilla Presley.