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03-31-2005, 06:49 PM
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#511
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Parody
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You've now scrolled past the muh'fuckin greatest
Best poster alive, best poster alive
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Damn. Now I might start having dreams about you. nttawwt.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-31-2005, 06:51 PM
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#512
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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I clearly need to start doing some stupider shit in order to make it into a TM parody. I was hoping that the flirting with ABBA might put me over the top, but evidently I need to find more of a sunnyesque angle. |
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03-31-2005, 06:52 PM
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#513
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Celebrating failure
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I blew my Jeopardy audition today. Among my dumb mistakes: putting down "Gaugin" for the question about the french painter who lived in Tahiti and the Marquesas, then crossing it out and putting "Cezanne," and blanking on the name of the book "Naked and the Dead" and putting down "Day of the Dead," and not knowing who hit with "You make me feel like a natural woman" (Aretha). Ugh. On a test like this, three stupid mistakes is easily the difference between making the cut and not.
Fucking fuck fuck.
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Other than the Aretha one, those seem like good efforts. Looks like you need to watch a lot of PBS to be any good at those questions. |
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03-31-2005, 06:53 PM
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#514
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Ouch - that's gotta hurt
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Talk to the flower.
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I already know he doesn't use string. I've seen the films.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-31-2005, 06:53 PM
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#515
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Ouch - that's gotta hurt
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So when you aren't having the issues, what are you doing?
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A smaller guy.
Actually, the trick I've found is to keep everything at the roof of my mouth, and slide back from the top. Going straight in for the throat is just asking for the gag reflex to kick in, and that's when I generally get into trouble.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-31-2005, 06:55 PM
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#516
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Parody
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I clearly need to start doing some stupider shit in order to make it into a TM parody. I was hoping that the flirting with ABBA might put me over the top, but evidently I need to find more of a sunnyesque angle.
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You and me both.
What has MMMM[####] got that we don't? |
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03-31-2005, 06:57 PM
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#517
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Ouch - that's gotta hurt
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A smaller guy.
Actually, the trick I've found is to keep everything at the roof of my mouth, and slide back from the top. Going straight in for the throat is just asking for the gag reflex to kick in, and that's when I generally get into trouble.
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I'm told it's all about relaxation and that a little drink first and starting before getting too excited yourself helps. |
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03-31-2005, 06:57 PM
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#518
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Parody
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I clearly need to start doing some stupider shit in order to make it into a TM parody. I was hoping that the flirting with ABBA might put me over the top, but evidently I need to find more of a sunnyesque angle.
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You need more flair.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-31-2005, 06:58 PM
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#519
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Parody
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You and me both.
What has MMMM[####] got that we don't?
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An extremely low annoyance ceiling.
You two take your blue sofa and get out there and sit in a line somewhere.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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03-31-2005, 07:00 PM
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#520
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Ouch - that's gotta hurt
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'm told it's all about relaxation and that a little drink first and starting before getting too excited yourself helps.
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That's just a damn lie.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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03-31-2005, 07:00 PM
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#521
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Jane Fonda has regret
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Who didn't like Barbarella? C'mon now.
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Good camp. Bad acting.
Lot's of good photos, though.
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03-31-2005, 07:04 PM
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#522
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Ouch - that's gotta hurt
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That's just a damn lie.
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Okay, then. You can give the drink to me.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-31-2005, 07:08 PM
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#523
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Parody
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You need more flair.
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if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there Bryan, why don't you make the minimum 37 pieces of flair? |
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03-31-2005, 07:08 PM
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#524
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Ouch - that's gotta hurt
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That's just a damn lie.
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Ok, so what's your deep throating technique?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-31-2005, 07:10 PM
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#525
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Ouch - that's gotta hurt
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ok, so what's your deep throating technique?
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I never gag. I just can't fit it all in. It just stops. Linda Lovelace got everything in - balls etc. It's amazing. |
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