Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I take it he didn't win the playoff (I didn't watch it after their tee shots on the first playoff hole and have not been curious enough to find out who won it)? That ball in the water shot was idiotic.

What is the allure of that kind of sports bet? I admit to not doing much sports betting, but in the event I do bet on sports, I tend to go for the parlays. Odds aren't exciting enough to bet on one thing. It would be like playing one hand of Blackjack instead of sitting down and playing for a while. Or something. Why bet $83 to clear $100?

He did have a 6 shot lead so you would think it is in the bag. Second biggest choke in golf history from what I hear, next to Norman at the Masters.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I take it he didn't win the playoff (I didn't watch it after their tee shots on the first playoff hole and have not been curious enough to find out who won it)? That ball in the water shot was idiotic.

What is the allure of that kind of sports bet? I admit to not doing much sports betting, but in the event I do bet on sports, I tend to go for the parlays. Odds aren't exciting enough to bet on one thing. It would be like playing one hand of Blackjack instead of sitting down and playing for a while. Or something. Why bet $83 to clear $100?

Oh, and the lady-hating pompous ass won.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
which one causes your wife to become distracted and stop listening to you when you have Fox Sports World on in the background . . .

Ironhead's wife? why wait for some particular smello to come on the TV. Show her this guy. He'll usually get her thinking the way you'd want-

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm dumbest. That's my schtick.

Well yes, but the "pregnant" joke wasn't dumb. It was lame. Someone else was lamest right? Respect your limitations and the territory of other's

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You see, chicks dig a guy who can discuss fecal bacteria without seeming sophmoristic.

I, for my part, do not find this to be true.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well then maybe it's just a story. People make up stuff on the internet, like that one guy who claims to be 6'4". Or when I went to SF, Atticus claimed he couldn't meet me because his hemorrhoids hurt too much for him to walk- meanwhile that was a lie. He is far too regular to get roids.

The truth is I was too drunk to leave the house on the Sunday afternoon when Lester called me, but I was embarrassed about the bedshitting so I made up the 'roid part. Forgive?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Meanwhile at coltrane's firm, he can tell them what kind of pop he wants in the conferecne room, and tomorrow it's stocked. Life isn't fair.

Yes, but the partners pee with their pants around their ankles. Life has a funny way of evening things out.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know, women are supposed to be multi-orgasmic.

Why are you opposed to women seeking graduate degrees? Sexist fuck.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Didn't he service RB-McFatty Fat when she was hard up to get laid?

Didn't she beat you about the head and neck until you were practically squirting tears?

TM

[ABBAKiss]

Who will be in Chicago this weekend?

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
But which one causes your wife to become distracted and stop listening to you when you have Fox Sports World on in the background . . .

Mourinho doesn't distract the wife - she had him sussed from day one. If I had a son, though, I certainly wouldn't be taking him anywhere near Stamford Bridge.

[Replaced_Texan]

It appears that a family on the Eastern Seaboard could use someone's help. My guess is that the contracting part of the job will involve making offers that cannot be refused.

(Spree: Attorney listing at careerbuilder.com)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It appears that a family on the Eastern Seaboard could use someone's help. My guess is that the contracting part of the job will involve making offers that cannot be refused.

(Spree: Attorney listing at careerbuilder.com)

Damn. I'm out.

"If you cannot remember six family member names and four company directors after the third time you hear them then this will not work for you."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan My guess is that the contracting part of the job will involve making offers that cannot be refused.

(Spree: Attorney listing at careerbuilder.com)

No. Per PACER the Corleones don't show up as Plaintiff in any RICO cases.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It appears that a family on the Eastern Seaboard could use someone's help. My guess is that the contracting part of the job will involve making offers that cannot be refused.

(Spree: Attorney listing at careerbuilder.com)

This ad is a joke (or pathetic). But it does raise a pet peeve I have. Ever sit in an interview and have some dickhead tell you he needs you to do "Far more than an associate at your level would be expected to do"? I've always wanted to snap back "Then why don't you hire a more experienced associate? If you were selling cars and I came in and said 'I want a shiny new Benz at a used Volvo price,' you'd think I was a fool, right? So why make the equivalent pitch here?"

These same twits are the ones who come into your office a month into the job and tell you some story about how "there are no free lunches..."

The only good thing about knowing these people is watching their personal lives explode every few years and realizing they'll probably die alone. Its like an epic about the operation of karma in modern professional life.