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[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is he a charismatic, take it as it comes, fly by the seat of his pants kinda guy?

TM

Hey, a little respect. Flying by the seat of your pants takes a lot of balls when you're going commando.

A lot of balls!!!!! I fucking kill me!!

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And then he told me to get over it. Which I have done. I am merely clarifying stuff. Apparently I was the only person to "spot the sock" yesterday.

I highly doubt you're over it, as evidenced by your detailed post trying to refute the irrefutable truth that you are, in fact, retarded.

And you forgot the part about how you came to me whining like a little child, demanding an apology.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
1. If your mother counts, yes.

Oh oh!

You weren't on the list mom gave the CDC, so this news is getting to you late. (She can be a little too demure) Anyway, get to a doctor today and tell him you were exposed to the Gypsy VD.

Does it burn when you pee?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And to say I hate it when pitchers have to bat. What the hell kind of stupid rule is that anyway. It fucks up the game.

Because they are BASEBALL PLAYERS. Should we give an exemption to slick-fielding but weak-hitting shortstops, too? Or in football should we exempt kickers and punters from being tackled if they take too long in getting the ball up in the air?

They need to eliminate the designated hitter rule. Sure, phase it out over time to allow the AL managers to remember how to use pinch hitters and double switches, but it must go.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Does it burn when you pee?

Always. It's not supposed to?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by lo-berry
pretty little white ladies talking gangsta is just so cute.

(big ups, Taxwizzle!)

She's pretty and I like her. You, as far as I've seen so far, are all hat and no cattle. That's why she gets the slack.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Maybe you would like people more if your cheap-ass employer would pay you the market rate? what is the market rate these days for a lawyer coming str8outtayale?

Str8 went to Yale? (Hi Paigs!)

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Having a kid is nice, fine and dandy, but its not something society needs to encourage.

You're such a fucking dumbshit sometimes it never ceases to amaze me. Of course we need to encourage people to have kids. Who do you think is going to buy the contents of your 401(k) when you're 65? That shit doesn't turn into money automagically, fucktard. We need ever-younger college educated geniuses such as yourself in each new generation, or the Ponzi scheme stops working.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Mensch my ass. You're asking me to be a fucking idiot. You be a considerate son of a bitch, think of someone other than your own goddamned family unit (yes, there are about 6.6 billion of us) and plan your tickets in advance.

I'll tell Aunt Agnes to give us more notice before kicking the bucket next time.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Totally irrational focus on the wrong danger. Isn't the real risk to a lap kid that he might get hurt during turbulence or on a rough landing? It's the same rationale behind wearing your seat belt.

The reason to always buy every kid a seat. A bit of a bumpy landing and it's time to scrape the kids off the ceiling.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Because they are BASEBALL PLAYERS. Should we give an exemption to slick-fielding but weak-hitting shortstops, too?

Technical question. You can hit for the weak hitting ss can't you? I mean you get to pick one guy, it's just that everyone picks the pitcher.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You blather on about decency and yet you're the most self-righteous, patronizing and smarmy poster I think we have.

{Sniff.}

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
{Sniff.}

I think it's the smarmy that did it for me, Atticus. I'll give you a few smarmy tips if you'll clue me in on how to do pretentious without being self-righteous or patronizing.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I think it's the smarmy that did it for me, Atticus. I'll give you a few smarmy tips if you'll clue me in on how to do pretentious without being self-righteous or patronizing.

You're the thinking man's dumbest.

And PS, atticus can't teach pretentious or patronizing or self-righteous, because all of that is incidental and inconsistant in what he posts. Google has yet to develop a search tool for tone.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You're the thinking man's dumbest.

Wasn't that your electioneering slogan for Bush, Hank?