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09-25-2006, 01:30 PM
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#511
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Location: Flyover land
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Yay beach!
I would think people would be more excited about the plane thing. I am happy I entirely missed the bad times. |
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09-25-2006, 01:40 PM
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#513
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Yay beach!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think people would be more excited about the plane thing. I am happy I entirely missed the bad times.
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Enh. I snuck hand lotion through security twice in 2 weeks. By accident. I really didn't know it was in my purse, until yesterday while I was looking for a particular lipstick.
They only bust the grandmas with jelly in their purses. In other news, the guys sitting behind me at the game yesterday figured out a way to bring in 2 fifths of rum through security.
So no one is safe.
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09-25-2006, 01:45 PM
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#514
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Fucking Dog
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Originally posted by nononono
Nevermind. Twitching is gone, and my shirt today is not as alluringly low-cut as usual, so I'm s.o.l.
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You didn't answer his question.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-25-2006, 01:46 PM
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#515
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Yay beach!
Your linked site does not seem to describe that, but I see it is lower down in my linked article. |
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09-25-2006, 01:50 PM
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#516
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Yay beach!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your linked site does not seem to describe that, but I see it is lower down in my linked article.
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scroll down to point 1. The part in bold.
JFC.
Or, if pictures are your thing
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[Dictated but not read]
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09-25-2006, 01:51 PM
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#517
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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Fucking Dog
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You didn't answer his question.
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Funny, that. What are the categories?
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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09-25-2006, 01:55 PM
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#518
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Location: Flyover land
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Yay beach!
I like pictures. I still see nothing on the page you linked to, though. I'm just saying. Did you click on your link? Because misinformation is bad. |
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09-25-2006, 01:55 PM
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#519
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Yay beach!
It is so sensitive of the TSA, after all these liquid toiletries have gone through in recent weeks, to be concerned about their comfort. |
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09-25-2006, 01:56 PM
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#520
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Yay beach!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like pictures. I still see nothing on the page you linked to, though. I'm just saying. Did you click on your link? Because misinformation is bad.
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It worked for me. I am better than you. |
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09-25-2006, 01:58 PM
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#521
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Football Update
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Enh. I snuck hand lotion through security twice in 2 weeks. By accident. I really didn't know it was in my purse, until yesterday while I was looking for a particular lipstick.
They only bust the grandmas with jelly in their purses. In other news, the guys sitting behind me at the game yesterday figured out a way to bring in 2 fifths of rum through security.
So no one is safe.
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Continuing my west coast tour of stadiums in which to watch my team play like complete shit, I am able to report that Seattle fans are quite friendly (for the most part*) and I much prefer having our asses handed to us in Seattle to having our asses handed to us in San Diego. Good times.
*exception - two assjacks who were calling my friend a "faggot" repeatedly on our way out of the stadium and who apparently don't know what homophobe means or that saying "control your bitch" to Mr. Man is unlikely to elicit much of a response (though my girlfriend and I loved the line and will use it from now on as often as possible). |
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09-25-2006, 01:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Yay beach!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It worked for me. I am better than you.
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It has lots of stuff about how only breast milk and medications are allowed, on what I get to. Oh well. My computer sucks.
The link to the picture shows the right info. I like pictures. They're pretty. |
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09-25-2006, 02:01 PM
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#523
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Yay beach!
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It has lots of stuff about how only breast milk and medications are allowed, on what I get to. Oh well. My computer sucks.
The link to the picture shows the right info. I like pictures. They're pretty.
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I think that the sample zip-top bag in the picture is the only bag the TSA will ever see that contains both Wet 'n Wild foundation and an Evian atomizer. |
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09-25-2006, 02:05 PM
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#524
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Yay beach!
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think that the sample zip-top bag in the picture is the only bag the TSA will ever see that contains both Wet 'n Wild foundation and an Evian atomizer.
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Why do we need to carry on baby shampoo?
ETA and it goes without saying that you are better than I am.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 09-25-2006 at 02:08 PM..
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09-25-2006, 02:13 PM
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#525
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Fucking Dog
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Originally posted by nononono
Funny, that. What are the categories?
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Fore some reason, "Weird Science" just popped into my head. Specifically, this quote:
Max: I feel like an asshole. This had better work.
Garry: This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it?
Max, Ian: Bigger tits.
Max: Go! Go! Go!
Garry: Give em the knee shooters.
So, the categories are:
(1) bigger/smaller than Kelly LeBrock's boobs?
(2) If your answer to (1) is "bigger", then bigger/smaller than knee shooters?
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