Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You did the basic coding right, but the links themselves are no good.

In order to work it is going to need to end with a .jpg or .gif or something like that as the person who edited your post noted.

Thanks - I'm just retarded times two, I guess.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Where are they going to keep the spare tennis balls?

Spree: link to harmless CNN story about webcast of naked tennis

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/interne...eut/index.html[URL=http://]

Tucked under their boobs, which will sag quickly and ferociously because of their stupid decision not to wear a sports bra.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thanks - I'm just retarded times two, I guess.

If you want to im me or email me the info, I'll be happy to post it for you.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by leagleaze
If you want to im me or email me the info, I'll be happy to post it for you.

You're very kind. I actually made up my mind over lunch, so it's moot.

http://www.insanepictures.com/pic.shtml?1073.jpg
[spree: California woman shot in head, holds brains in until help arrives]

edited (twice) because I am a coding moron

[barely_legal]

The people on the internet who claim to be the most attractive are always the least attractive.

The more pure a person pretends to be on the internet, the more likely they are to fuck you when you meet them in person. (this rule only applies to women -- all the men are sluts )

The posters most likely to make lecherous comments towards female posters are always married (but the converse is not true).

Sometime people on the internet lie (I'm not kidding -- they do!)

The more a poster brags about dumping somebody, the greater the liklihood they were dumped.

If a poster has to tell you they are joking, they probably aren't.

The more times a poster states "I don't care what you think of me" the more they care what you think of them.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I have been asked to post the following question:

Would anyone be able to suggest mid-priced hotels on the Strip? Firm is paying, don't have an exact rate, but it needs to be "reasonable."

It is a business trip (the person promises however that em will not be taking depositions.)

I like the Aladdin and the Venetian. Rates fluctuate a lot, but these will generally be cheaper than Bellagio or the Four Seasons @ Mandalay Bay.

Of course, you could take a page from my fiancee, who claims that her $4,000 wedding dress is "mid-priced" because there are dresses upwards of $10,000 in every store she goes in. Based on that logic, I'd suggest the Four Seasons. After all, it's not as if you're staying at those $1,000/night rooms in the Mirage that give you access to Steve Winn's golf course.


str8.

[lawyer_princess]

More board-related things:

People who use the word classy as less classy than people who don’t. People who point this out every time someone uses the word classy are the least classy of all.

Stories about getting drunk are not that interesting to people who weren’t there.

People who choose not to have kids are exactly the right people who should not have kids.

People who have sex on a regular basis talk about it far less than people who don’t.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by barely_legal
The people on the internet who claim to be most attractive are always the least attractive.

I don't buy this one. Not for a second.

[lawyer_princess]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I have been asked to post the following question:

Would anyone be able to suggest mid-priced hotels on the Strip? Firm is paying, don't have an exact rate, but it needs to be "reasonable."

It is a business trip (the person promises however that em will not be taking depositions.)

The main thing about Strip hotel rates is that they depend on the week. If there is a big convention in town the price can double, so if the schedule is flexible, check out different dates.

Mid-level Strip hotels I would recommend are Harrah's, the Flamingo, and Treasure Island (soon to be stupidly renamed "TI"). Sometimes the Monte Carlo has great deals. The Aladdin is cutting prices. That's what comes to mind.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't buy this one. Not for a second.

To quote the most lecherous poster ever, Taltos (although Gattigap is apparently trying to steal away the title in Taltos' absence): Got pics?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Real life observations:

1. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but that's exactly what they are, flies - buzzing and annoying.

2. Never marry your highschool sweetheart. (unless your name is Cletus)

3. Love is not blind.

4. Women are dirty (sorry - that is David Brent's observation, not mine - just threw it in because it makes me laugh).

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

15. The last stragglers of the evening that close out the bar tab ALWAYS get fucked.

16. Any man/woman still in a bar at 3am is neither worth fighting over nor fucking.

17. While your best friend will do nothing to stop your stupid drunk ass from fucking a fat/ugly person at a party, he will be sure to mercilessly ride you about it for the rest of your life.




ThrashersFan

[bilmore]

1. The internet will create an explosion in work efficiency in the same way that television made our home lives more productive.

2. If you find yourself getting really pissed, chances are you're talking to a sock.

3. You can find out who your real friends are by skipping your shower for a few days. They'll tell you that you stink.

4. The day is coming when all cellphones will have TV's built in. On that day, civilization will technically end.

5. Always cross the sewer grate with your bike tires perpendicular to the opening slots.

Originally posted by barely_legal
To quote the most lecherous poster ever, Taltos (although Gattigap is apparently trying to steal away the title in Taltos' absence): Got pics?

PLF trying to look "prettier"?