New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well, that's easy enough to manage. Especially if I'm meeting Wonk.

Edited to add, or Shape Shifter, who's channeling.

Don't rush to judgment on that. I may be lecherous and pervy*, but I still have standards.


*credit to some cretinous sock whose identity I don't recall.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If they cast Meg Ryan as Samatha I'm going to fucking wig.

I thought Nicole Kidman was already "on board" (or whatever all those hifalutin' Hollywood execs say) to play Samantha. Then again, I thought Jim Carey was a lock too, so this information is worth what you paid for it.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If they cast Meg Ryan as Samatha I'm going to fucking wig.

Have you seen her recently? She's a better bet for Endora herself. Bad, bad surgery.

Joan Collins is a fun idea for endora, but only for about 2 minutes. She's way too over-the-top camp to work, really. She doesn't really have the finesse to pull off the Auntie Mame elements of the character. Bacall's a good call. What is Diana Rigg up to these days?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I see you have more online loves than there is corn in a Sebby salad. And I thought I was special.

I hereby challenge Wonk to a duel. Breakdancing. Sunrise. Under the freeway.

I won't dance. Don't ask me.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by mmm3587
You're my nominee for the new Danielle Steele, not the nunfucker.

Thank you.

As far as her shoes, I can't remember the particulars, I just remember thinking they were fabulous.

Edited to say yes, they were probably fuck me shoes.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Don't rush to judgment on that. I may be lecherous and pervy*, but I still have standards.

About shoes?

Surely (punnie!) you are not suggesting that I'm not bangable.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
About shoes?

Surely (punnie!) you are not suggesting that I'm not bangable.

Well, to be honest, I'm less concerned about shoes than socks.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Thank you.

As far as her shoes, I can't remember the particulars, I just remember thinking they were fabulous.

"can't remember the particulars" = too busy staring at her TITS

but good attempt to cover with the shoe discussion here...

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Thank you.

As far as her shoes, I can't remember the particulars, I just remember thinking they were fabulous.

Sounds to me like she could have been wearing Tevas and big wool hiking socks, and you would have thought them fabulous.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I won't dance. Don't ask me.

I'm not sure what to do in this case. Have I won? Do you scurry away in Dishonor? I'm a little rusty on duelling etiquette and procedure. Atticus?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm not sure what to do in this case. Have I won? Do you scurry away in Dishonor? I'm a little rusty on duelling etiquette and procedure. Atticus?

yeah, I think you already fucked it up. it might be that after your challenge Wonk gets to then pick the weapons. or maybe there is some action that must be taken by a second. freak, for how often this dueling stuff gets posted on these boards, I sure haven't retained much! but apparently more than the lizardboy.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
"can't remember the particulars" = too busy staring at her TITS

but good attempt to cover with the shoe discussion here...

Please. Of course I would never be so crass to stare at a woman's tits.* They were there, that's about all I could tell you.

However, I will try to be more observant and report back after lunch.

Unfortunately I am sure I will find out she is not a lesbian, or maybe one of those bi-curious chicks who has a boyfriend, and be utterly devastated.

*Unless she is one of those women who have big breasts and walk around wearing really tight or low cut shirts so that you simply cannot help but look. And even then I wouldn't stare.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by dtb
Wasn't that Oscar Wilde? (Maybe he was just plagiarizing -- a man ahead of his time!)

It was Emerson. And the quote is actually "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." Everyone always leaves out the "foolish" part, in an apparent attempt to make out Emerson as someone who inexplicably is against all forms of consistency. hahahaha!!!!!

Anyhoo, just wanted to say sorry about the whole Petunia thing. In a small effort to make it up to you all, I offer you some nice music I found on the internet. If you go to www.milkaudio.com and enter the site, you will see a pull down menu for "live.mix." - and in that menu you will see various live DJ mix excerpts. I highly recommend the first Mr. Scruff mix (live at Milk on 7/3). Although Mr. Scruff is behind that annoying Lincoln Navigator commercial, his mix is eclectic and pretty cool. For those with short attention spans, I very highly recommend the mix from about minute ten to minute twenty five or so, when he does a funk set. I know, it is not much to offer for egregious sock crimes, but candidly, I am not really sorry about Petunia, and instead offer this bit of obscure music to you in an attempt to make myself seem hip and edgy to Walter Disco Mitty.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sounds to me like she could have been wearing Tevas and big wool hiking socks, and you would have thought them fabulous.

Could be.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
What is Diana Rigg up to these days?

I saw in the news she just won a Brit-libel suit* against a newspaper that claimed she "held British men in low regard." For my part, I have a hard time understanding how this has defamatory meaning. I would thought better of her if she actually held British men in low regard.

*British libel suits are the short tees of the libel world.