New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 354

NotFromHere · 10-30-2003, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by fufu
I vote for Liza Minnelli.

But please casting directors resist the temptation to cast Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson in the role of a teenage Tabatha (if they decide to cast her as a teenager to grab the 'tween fans).

With that grating voice, wouldn't she be more suited as Gladys Cravitz?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-30-2003, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze

Unfortunately I am sure I will find out she is not a lesbian, or maybe one of those bi-curious chicks who has a boyfriend, and be utterly devastated.

What was the pretense for lunch? To discuss your fabulous shoes? Or to discuss IT security schemes?

dtb · 10-30-2003, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sounds to me like she could have been wearing Tevas and big wool hiking socks, and you would have thought them fabulous.

The other day, I looked in on my son in the tv room, and he (for reasons that remain unclear to me...) was wearing his velcro sandals (that even LIGHT UP!!

) with black dress socks.

I went into the kitchen and asked my husband and my dad (who was visiting) who had let the German tourist into our tv room.

It's always a laff a minute at the dtb household, lemme tell ya!

Shape Shifter · 10-30-2003, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
yeah, I think you already fucked it up. it might be that after your challenge Wonk gets to then pick the weapons. or maybe there is some action that must be taken by a second. freak, for how often this dueling stuff gets posted on these boards, I sure haven't retained much! but apparently more than the lizardboy.

Fine, fine. But don't expect to see me spilling tears in my children's blood. I've got plenty of pretend girlfriends.

And what the hell are you doing here? Isn't there some solar flair you're supposed to be salvoing at us right now?

robustpuppy · 10-30-2003, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I thought Nicole Kidman was already "on board" (or whatever all those hifalutin' Hollywood execs say) to play Samantha. Then again, I thought Jim Carey was a lock too, so this information is worth what you paid for it.

I would cast Nicole Kidman. She can pull off the arch but somehow inexplicably willing to be op/sup/repressed Samantha as well as the decidedly saucy Serena.

I want to be Serena but I'm too Jamie Somers.

leagleaze · 10-30-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What was the pretense for lunch? To discuss your fabulous shoes? Or to discuss IT security schemes?

She asked me to join her so we could discuss some work we are both doing in an area of mutual interest.

Of course, at the time she suggested this and after I said yes she practically ripped a piece of paper out of my hands so she could write down her contact info.

So apparently, she is very eager to have this discussion.

Anne Elk · 10-30-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Have you seen her recently? She's a better bet for Endora herself. Bad, bad surgery.

Joan Collins is a fun idea for endora, but only for about 2 minutes. She's way too over-the-top camp to work, really. She doesn't really have the finesse to pull off the Auntie Mame elements of the character. Bacall's a good call. What is Diana Rigg up to these days?

A bit on the young side for Endora, but how about Christine Baranski?

LessinSF · 10-30-2003, 07:14 PM

In the spirit of today's sock-free board (except for Paigow's, but no one expects her to accept criticism well), I provide genuine content:

1. How do the anti-implant, animal-freaks feel about Neuticles, testicular implants for animals who have been neutered? See http://dallasobserver.com/issues/200...l/1/index.html .

2. It is rare that I would say that a 13-year old boy deserves to have a drumstick shoved up his ass, but this one may qualify - http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/new...stick+incident .

Atticus Grinch · 10-30-2003, 07:17 PM

Last I heard, Kidman was inking a deal but it wasn't a lock. This site is ahead of IMDB and says Kidman and Ferrell are a lock; no other cast set. Ferrell's been a known deal for about a month, I'd guess.

I invented saying Kidman and Carrey were the perfect Sam and Darren.

As for nuns, they cropped or hacked or shaved their heads, but didn't shave anywhere else. (No doy.) Modern nuns who still wear the habit are few and far between. I know one nun who definitely shaves her legs, but she's the California hot-tubbing variety of nun. YMMV.

notcasesensitive · 10-30-2003, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
In the spirit of today's sock-free board (except for Paigow's, but no one expects her to accept criticism well), I provide genuine content:

1. How do the anti-implant, animal-freaks feel about Neuticles, testicular implants for animals who have been neutered? See http://dallasobserver.com/issues/200...l/1/index.html .

2. It is rare that I would say that a 13-year old boy deserves to have a drumstick shoved up his ass, but this one may qualify - http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/new...stick+incident .

I was considering posting the same Neuticles article, when low and behold I see that Less has saved me the effort. As a reward (not really), I will post my favorite (in a wtf are these people doing sort of way) paragraph from the story:

"Neuticles owner Miller said many times owners are tempted to give their dog the illusion of a more robust character than nature intended. But he warned that overpadding the sacks will cause inflammation and might lead to more serious complications, such as one beagle whose scrotum was dragging the floor after its owner had replaced the dog's small testicles with large Neuticles."

Isn't that animal abuse? Montecore, please step in and maul that stupid owner.

Pretty Little Flower · 10-30-2003, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
2. It is rare that I would say that a 13-year old boy deserves to have a drumstick shoved up his ass, but this one may qualify - http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/new...stick+incident .

From the drumstick article:

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The 13-year-old victim "had his butt in one of the boys' face," said Richard Wilkes, a spokesman for St. Louis police. "For lack of a better word, he was being cute and stuck the stick up there."
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Hmmmm. I'm no wordsmith, but I'm pretty sure I can come up with a better word than "cute."

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 10-30-2003, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
From the drumstick article:

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The 13-year-old victim "had his butt in one of the boys' face," said Richard Wilkes, a spokesman for St. Louis police. "For lack of a better word, he was being cute and stuck the stick up there."
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Hmmmm. I'm no wordsmith, but I'm pretty sure I can come up with a better word than "cute."

Cheeky?

Shape Shifter · 10-30-2003, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
From the drumstick article:

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The 13-year-old victim "had his butt in one of the boys' face," said Richard Wilkes, a spokesman for St. Louis police. "For lack of a better word, he was being cute and stuck the stick up there."
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Hmmmm. I'm no wordsmith, but I'm pretty sure I can come up with a better word than "cute."

Is this a poll?

(No pun intended. Not trying to be cute or anything.)

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-30-2003, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I see you have more online loves than there is corn in a Sebby salad.

Tossed?

TM

Hank Chinaski · 10-30-2003, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
for Endora.....?

Elizabeth Taylor has already done the mean interfering MIL role for a remake in the Flintstones- no need to test the waters for this role.
I heard, by the grapevine, that Halle Berry was offered $5 million to do sam, but turned it down because the first draft had a graphic dbl. pent. scene. Prude.
And there is no better candidate for darrin than Crispin Glover.