It's all about me - Page 36

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-16-2004, 02:14 PM

So, how about Coltrane's massive junk?

notcasesensitive · 07-16-2004, 02:15 PM

The Vegas Monorail finally opened - http://www.cnn.com/2004/TRAVEL/07/16....ap/index.html

I'll wait until they find a more qualified conductor than this guy:

before I test it out.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-16-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

And Coltrane, smaller guys might do great, but the record holders have massive arms. "A few more over the wall" due to muscle is the difference between really really good and a record.

I wasn't really considering the record holders since they're not really golfers. Those long-drive guys are meat heads who can't putt. All they care about is driving. I'd bet (but we'll never find out) that the big drivers on tour could outdrive them if they completely let loose. Tiger's got another 50 yards in him.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-16-2004, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It really is Friday Ms. Literal!

Did you know that I don't believe that you're actually Jennier Aniston??

Hey, I'll believe anything from NCS. After all, she has Mr. Man here actually posting from direct experience. He'd call her on the carpet if she ever trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-16-2004, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Judge tells Catholic school it can't discipline mulleted student for violation of hair dress code; relies on the length of Jesus's hair to support argument.

Too bad Jesus probably wore his hair short, as most Aramaic-speaking first century Jews did.

That s a hot fucking look.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-16-2004, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That s a hot fucking look.

Were you one of those guys who thought that lead-singer chick from Hanson was hot?

taxwonk · 07-16-2004, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The most vivid part was that her copy of the show was on VHS and she played it in her VCR. I recall being appalled by her Ludditity.

I've tossed my last Palm. I've been through four of them in the last 8 years, and family members have found that the Windows-based PDAs are even less reliable.

Fuck it. I bought an organizer yesterday and it took me no time at all to get i up and running. I picked up a pen and damn, there I was, entering appointments in seconds. sure, it may take me a couple weeks to get it synced (in bits and peices), but once that's done, I'm set for life. And I can buy refills for a couple lifetimes with what I've dropped on PDAs.

Maybe being a Luddite isn't such a bad thing. At least I can remember how to make a martini.

NotFromHere · 07-16-2004, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That s a hot fucking look.

A little lipstick and he's all set.

Hank Chinaski · 07-16-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I wasn't really considering the record holders since they're not really golfers. Those long-drive guys are meat heads who can't putt. All they care about is driving. I'd bet (but we'll never find out) that the big drivers on tour could outdrive them if they completely let loose. Tiger's got another 50 yards in him.

huh? the record holders I meant were McGuire, Bonds and Sosa (I know but he did break the old one too).

bill killer · 07-16-2004, 02:21 PM

Yeah; somehow, I doubt Chuck D wants to know any of this crap. I know I don't.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
so the boring baseball talk has changed to boring physics talk. and suddenly the nerds all come out of the woodwork. anyone care to explain the effect of gravitational forces on the ball next?

happy fucking Friday.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-16-2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
huh? the record holders I meant were McGuire, Bonds and Sosa (I know but he did break the old one too).

My mistake. I thought you were still talking about golf.

Spank Myasski · 07-16-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
And Coltrane, smaller guys might do great, but the record holders have massive arms. "A few more over the wall" due to muscle is the difference between really really good and a record.

Is this code for a deposition or something? Cuz if this is your attempt at the sex talk - you suck.

Atticus Grinch · 07-16-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That s a hot fucking look.

Well, it gets about a B- for "business up front," but an A for "party in the back," IYKWIM.

taxwonk · 07-16-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Bat speed is the key.

Of course it is. How else do you think he and Robin made it through a tough day of crime-fighting and still had energy for those all-night homoerotic wrestling matches back at the Bat Cave?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-16-2004, 02:26 PM

Millennium Park in Chicago just opened with this sculture called "Cloud Gate", but nicknamed "The Bean":