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Penske_Account · 10-25-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Vegas strip clubs are just okay. They are nothing compared to Windsor, where you get practically the same thing for 1/3 of the price.

OHhh Can a duh!

10-25-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Vegas strip clubs are just okay. They are nothing compared to Windsor, where you get practically the same thing for 1/3 of the price.

Or the West LA strip club. Seedy, dark and dismal. I went with my ex who was on "hire strippers for party" duty to help him pick some out and he felt so sorry for these gals that we left.

I was offered a lap dance. Mortified. Why do I always get freaked when a lady comes over to me in a sexual manner? I know everyone here has had threeways, from Slave to SEC Chick, but yet, I feel like a scared little bunny.

Shape Shifter · 10-25-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
That post was not a launching pad for a "look at me! I am sexy! I give great head and go to strip clubs" type post. Bc clearly you know th answer is no.

Who hasnt been to a strip club in Vegas? Its de riguer.

Comments from gwink about how sexy she is, how she gives great head, and how she goes to strip clubs are always welcome.

I have never been to a strip club in Vegas.

notcasesensitive · 10-25-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, lines are for people who wish they were be seenable but aren't bc otherwise, they wouldnt be on line. Your basic 718, 201, 215 and 216 type crowd. Line people are not an attractive crew.

Those last two numbers are dangerously close to my 213 and 214 numbers. Is there some sort of guilt-by-association thing? I've never been to a Vegas strip club. Actually I've never been inside a strip club of any variety unless you count my wretched Columbus Chippendales experience as that. I think not hte same, b/c there is no lapdance concept and it was more of a stage show than anything, but I bow to the FB's collective wisdom on that one.

The only time I ever would go to a Vegas club would be if I'm losing badly at the tables and the Pit Boss has given me a cut-in-line card. Although some of Mr Man's friends are non-gamblers who go for the see-and-be-seen bottle service, trendy club thing (why they go to Vegas as non-gamblers, I'll never understand). Either I see them afterwards at the tables or they get me in without dealing with a line, b/c I wait in no line for bullshit overpriced drinks and smarmy nightclub people.

My progression on the typical Vegas night is usually from blackjack tables to free buffet to paigow poker. Screw 4 hour dinners and clubs.

Penske_Account · 10-25-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter

I have never been to a strip club in Vegas.

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I am almost officially over strip clubs. No offence. From this point on the lapdance money is going to high priced hookers and Clos Du Mesnil.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-25-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
FWIW, while staying at the Venetian, I was able to sneak into the pool at the Mandalay. Something about a lost room key. Not sure you could pull that off though.

Who the hell goes to a club in Vegas? It would be like Eliminidate a million fold. Crowded with middle american bims in their payless shoes and hunks in hairspray acting drunk and annoying. Is it for the people watching? I never understood this. Vegas is about drinking, gambling and the pool

WAIT< is this for the Coltrane bachelor party?

The club scene in Vegas is stupid, but it's no more stupid than the club scenes in New York and L.A. And the good clubs are impossible to get in. But the women wear less at the clubs than they do by the pool, which is extremely difficult to do.

TM

LessinSF · 10-25-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The club scene in Vegas is stupid, but it's no more stupid than the club scenes in New York and L.A. And the good clubs are impossible to get in. But the women wear less at the clubs than they do by the pool, which is extremely difficult to do.

I lived there for three years and totally agree, with the caveat that if you are a big enough player at that hotel, you can get VIPed into the clubs. The Double Down is the only place to go - http://www.doubledownsaloon.com/ .

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-25-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You saw Tyra in person, as I recall. How did that go for you? SHe is starting to look like an alien on ANTM.

That was years ago, when she was still modeling. Now, I don't like the arm flab. And even then, she wasn't Halle-hot. And if I have no shot whatsoever in reality anyway, why shouldn't I have the hottest of hot Mrs. ImaginaryMarshall?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What about Angelina?

No thank you. I'd love to fuck her, but there's too much competition. Men want her. Women want her. Third-world countries want her. Too much pressure.

TM

10-25-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The club scene in Vegas is stupid, but it's no more stupid than the club scenes in New York and L.A. And the good clubs are impossible to get in. But the women wear less at the clubs than they do by the pool, which is extremely difficult to do.

TM

I don't go to clubs period, unless they are yacht or country clubs. The braods there are practically naked. But I would rather see them in a magazine (Yankee is a good one) bc in person, you have to see them interact and hear them talk and that is just such a turnoff. Shut up, bitch.

10-25-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That was years ago, when she was still modeling. Now, I don't like the arm flab. And even then, she wasn't Halle-hot. And if I have no shot whatsoever in reality anyway, why shouldn't I have the hottest of hot Mrs. ImaginaryMarshall?

No thank you. I'd love to fuck her, but there's too much competition. Men want her. Women want her. Third-world countries want her. Too much pressure.

TM

Tell me about it. I wish I could have her baby. With her genes. Not the freakish balding four year old cambodian variety

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-25-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's just it. There is always a line. And I don't wait in lines to get into bars/clubs. Lines = bar/club where people go to be seen. I want to go where people go to have fun and drink.

I went to SkyBar (or whatever) in Vegas not too long after it opened. The line was at least 300 people long, but we got to skip it because the person I was with knew the owner. I've never gotten so many dirty looks (that I know of) before. But that's fun. I would go again just to skip the line.

It wasn't as crowded as you would think based on the line and it was a lot of fun. Great views of the strip, too.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 10-25-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That was years ago, when she was still modeling. Now, I don't like the arm flab. And even then, she wasn't Halle-hot. And if I have no shot whatsoever in reality anyway, why shouldn't I have the hottest of hot Mrs. ImaginaryMarshall?TM

Why not keep up Halle as the target. the public disclosure of the 11th toe actually increases your odds of getting with her. Once you're there, you could talk her into the toe-ectomy. Just don't go down (feet down) until then.

Tiny little scar and a story to tell the grandkids!

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-25-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't go to clubs period, unless they are yacht or country clubs.

I would rather go to a night club than a yacht or country club.

When I actually used to go to clubs, the only way to do it was to know someone who knew the bitch at the door or to follow a floating party (read: same hip-hop dj, different spot*) around the city on different nights of the week. That way, they get to know you and you always walk right in. Fuck a line. Since I no longer know anyone, I won't go to a club unless I'm with Ratios (that bitch has never waited in a line in her life) and even then, I'm not payin' no cover over $5.

TM

*This was, of course, before white people required hip-hop before even considering whether a club was cool.

10-25-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I would rather go to a night club than a yacht or country club.

When I actually used to go to clubs, the only way to do it was to know someone who knew the bitch at the door or to follow a floating party (read: same hip-hop dj, different spot*) around the city on different nights of the week. That way, they get to know you and you always walk right in. Fuck a line. Since I no longer know anyone, I won't go to a club unless I'm with Ratios (that bitch has never waited in a line in her life) and even then, I'm not payin' no cover over $5.

TM

*This was, of course, before white people required hip-hop before even considering whether a club was cool.

YOur gf is named Ratios?

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-25-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The club scene in Vegas is stupid, but it's no more stupid than the club scenes in New York and L.A. And the good clubs are impossible to get in. But the women wear less at the clubs than they do by the pool, which is extremely difficult to do.

TM

You should try the club scene here in Philly. It makes the bitties at the yacht club look fuckable... At least you know when you’re done arse-fucking The Widow, Mrs. Underphephler, she’s going to collapse into a puddle and sleep until noon the next day. “Denise” from cosmetics at Saks will having you climbing out the bathroom window to escape a stream of verbal diahhrea longer than Wagner’s full Ring Cycle.