A sad, constant bid for attention

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fore some reason, "Weird Science" just popped into my head. Specifically, this quote:

Max: I feel like an asshole. This had better work.
Garry: This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it?
Max, Ian: Bigger tits.
Max: Go! Go! Go!
Garry: Give em the knee shooters.

So, the categories are:

(1) bigger/smaller than Kelly LeBrock's boobs?
(2) If your answer to (1) is "bigger", then bigger/smaller than knee shooters?

What are knee shooters?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Continuing my west coast tour of stadiums in which to watch my team play like complete shit, I am able to report that Seattle fans are quite friendly

Hi!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It has lots of stuff about how only breast milk

.

If you have that, what else do you need?

eta: I am assuming it is being carried on in its original containers...

[Jack Manfred]

Is boredom a compelling need?
How about ennui?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fore some reason, "Weird Science" just popped into my head. Specifically, this quote:

Max: I feel like an asshole. This had better work.
Garry: This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it?
Max, Ian: Bigger tits.
Max: Go! Go! Go!
Garry: Give em the knee shooters.

That is like, so weird! After reading fringey's 18 posts on where to find a photo of a bottle of shampoo, I thought of the following quote:

Ian: Hey, brother!
Ian (after blank stare from bartender): What's happening,
my main man?
Ian (after being left hanging by bartender): Right on!
Ian (after more silence): Scotch.
Bartender: Straight up?
Ian: Give me the whole bottle.
Bartender: How about you bend over and I'll shove it
straight up your ass.
Ian: On the rocks is fine.
Bartender (under breath): Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That is like, so weird! After reading fringey's 18 posts on where to find a photo of a bottle of shampoo, I thought of the following quote:

Ian: Hey, brother!
Ian (after blank stare from bartender): What's happening,
my main man?
Ian (after being left hanging by bartender): Right on!
Ian (after more silence): Scotch.
Bartender: Straight up?
Ian: Give me the whole bottle.
Bartender: How about you bend over and I'll shove it
straight up your ass.
Ian: On the rocks is fine.
Bartender (under breath): Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say.

TM

No, no, no NO no. I wanted the official text version. I saw the picture. You'd think after reading 18 posts, you could get it straight.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What are knee shooters?

I can't believe you, I CANNOT believe you. You're dropping wolf-bait, and there are chicks outside!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That is like, so weird! After reading fringey's 18 posts on where to find a photo of a bottle of shampoo, I thought of the following quote:

Ian: Hey, brother!
Ian (after blank stare from bartender): What's happening,
my main man?
Ian (after being left hanging by bartender): Right on!
Ian (after more silence): Scotch.
Bartender: Straight up?
Ian: Give me the whole bottle.
Bartender: How about you bend over and I'll shove it
straight up your ass.
Ian: On the rocks is fine.
Bartender (under breath): Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say.

TM

Huh. I thought of this.

Raymond: Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definately not wearing my underwear.
Charlie: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?
Raymond: They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here.
Charlie: I don't want them back.
Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
Charlie: Underwear is underwear, Ray.
Raymond: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond.
Charlie: All right, when we pass the store, we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinatti.
Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinatti, Ray, so don't even start with that.

[nononono]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't believe you, I CANNOT believe you. You're dropping wolf-bait, and there are chicks outside!

Henry: I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.
Carmen: He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney.

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Huh. I thought of this.

I see crazy people jumping on a couch.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I see crazy people jumping on a couch.

Person. Small person. Only the Brazenette is jumping on the couch.

And you should stop looking in through our windows.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

I made it into Purgatory -- but I may have lied to do it.

Purgatory

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


So . . I am wrathful, gloomy, violent, lustful, and gluttonous, but I feel bad about it.

S_A_M

[Fugee]

Originally posted by nononono
I have not yet spoken to the rescue people about other alternatives or people who will take in special (aggressive) cases, but I do know that the main breed-specific rescue organization will not take a dog that has bitten. But a real conversation or list-serv questioning should be part of the process of this, I agree.

I am a pretty consistent bitch, indeed. But yes, I've let him annoy me with the "I want to go out" barks and give in, even when it is not time for it, and I've hollered and fussed when he's stolen food. I generally don't tangle with him - he has a particular habit of getting aggressive when sleepy and on a bed (blame for allowing that habit falls squarely on the ex-), and I just trick him to get him off rather than trying physically to move him. So there have already been adjustments to his temperament made - obviously, not completely successful efforts.

Honestly, I think he deserves some time with a trainer. I may end up being the one solely shouldering the burden for it, because my recalcitrant (as a general matter) ex- goes silent whenever this has been brought up. But I think the dog deserves it, or, as you say, to live with someone who will provide that for him.

Safety of the kids has to be first priority. My sister's high strung Bichon was a serial nipper. The dog broke skin on several adults and I told her she needed to be careful before kids were bitten. The dog was her "first born" so she was reluctant to do anything. Then the dog nipped one of the neighbor children (also breaking the skin but not a bad bite) and the parents hinted at calling a lawyer.

Finally she decided to talk to the vet about it. Because the dog was older and had bitten so many times, the vet said it was not going to change so she had to euthanize the dog.

If the dog bites again, I don't think you are going to have much choice but to get rid of the dog, one way or another. As G3 wrote, don't wait until you have to take one of the kids to the ER.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

And you should stop looking in through our windows.

If you're not going to post before-and-after pictures, what choice do we have?