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05-12-2004, 12:23 PM
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#541
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
We knew that. We just didn't want to visualize what you were doing with the candlestick...
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Alright! That's enough! All of you, out of my ballroom!
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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05-12-2004, 12:23 PM
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#542
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
We knew that. We just didn't want to visualize what you were doing with the candlestick...
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Speak for yourself, Mr. Hand. And really I think it is better described as a pillar candle.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-12-2004, 12:25 PM
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#543
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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So would YOU drink this from a can?
Once the domain of beef broth and soy milk, look for wine in a Tetra Pak, soon to be on shelves near you.
Reports are that Boone's Farm, realizing that its turf has shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, has simply surrendered.
Judgment of the board -- toolish? Non-toolish? Is this akin to driving a Mini?
Gattigap
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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05-12-2004, 12:29 PM
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#544
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I stopped by one of my friend's parents' house last night to pick up a piece of horse equipment. The mother happens to be English, with a charming accent. As I walked by her, she swacked me on the rump with some papers in her hand and said "Bunny, putting on some weight?" I haven't been able to eat since, even though I haven't put on weight.
For some reason, people with cute accents seem to be able to pull off being obnoxious far better than those with, let's say Queens or Boston accents.
What is the appropriate way to respond to a 60-year-old friend of the family who smacks you on the butt and tells you that you're looking like a fatty?
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Smack her in the face with an anvil.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-12-2004, 12:29 PM
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#545
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Ass too big?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Alright! That's enough! All of you, out of my ballroom!
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That's fine. Can you point me in the direction of the extractatorium?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-12-2004, 12:30 PM
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#546
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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So would YOU drink this from a can?
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Once the domain of beef broth and soy milk, look for wine in a Tetra Pak, soon to be on shelves near you.
Reports are that Boone's Farm, realizing that its turf has shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, has simply surrendered.
Judgment of the board -- toolish? Non-toolish? Is this akin to driving a Mini?
Gattigap
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The article also states that they are marketing wine in aluminum cans. I would never drink wine from an aluminum can. Unless it was the only thing left at the bottom of the cooler.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-12-2004, 12:31 PM
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#547
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Hey Admins
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Mr. Ruysbroeck, you suck!
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Bitch, please.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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05-12-2004, 12:32 PM
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#548
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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So would YOU drink this from a can?
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Once the domain of beef broth and soy milk, look for wine in a Tetra Pak, soon to be on shelves near you.
Reports are that Boone's Farm, realizing that its turf has shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, has simply surrendered.
Judgment of the board -- toolish? Non-toolish? Is this akin to driving a Mini?
Gattigap
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Wine in a tetra pak has been available in Canada since the late 80's. I should know. It's generally really really bad wine.
However, the other night we were served wine with a screw cap. It is apparently the new thing - it preserves the wine better than cork. Or so the waiter at Applebees said. |
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05-12-2004, 12:33 PM
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#549
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Spotted on the Beach
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Spending a lot of time there are you, john?
TM
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Yez, Sally, I'm handing out condoms to protect them from you.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-12-2004, 12:34 PM
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#550
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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So would YOU drink this from a can?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The article also states that they are marketing wine in aluminum cans. I would never drink wine from an aluminum can. Unless it was the only thing left at the bottom of the cooler.
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mixes well with red bull. or so I've heard. |
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05-12-2004, 12:36 PM
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#551
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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So would YOU drink this from a can?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Wine in a tetra pak has been available in Canada since the late 80's. I should know. It's generally really really bad wine.
However, the other night we were served wine with a screw cap. It is apparently the new thing - it preserves the wine better than cork. Or so the waiter at Applebees said.
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A guy at Wine Spectator has been pushing the screw cap concept for some time. I'm a fan of the new non-cork corks. BUt that is only becuase I suck at opening wine and I haven't figured out a way to destroy the fake corks and end up with fake cork floaties in the wine yet. I'm sure I'll find a way. Given enough time and alcohol. |
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05-12-2004, 12:36 PM
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#552
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Hey Admins
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Bitch, please.
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Whatever, fatty.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-12-2004, 12:45 PM
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#553
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Hey Admins
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Whatever, fatty.
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Stop projecting, fat ass.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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05-12-2004, 12:45 PM
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#554
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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So would YOU drink this from a can?
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Judgment of the board -- toolish? Non-toolish? Is this akin to driving a Mini?
Gattigap
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Of course it's not toolish, you effete snob. I'm sure it goes beautifully with Cheetos.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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05-12-2004, 12:50 PM
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#555
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Plasticosity
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Man, you gotta take a rest. These days your stinger is sagging like Fringey's tits.
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I bet you sure play a mean pinball.
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