Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 37

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 03-31-2005, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
We are talking about deep throating, not anal, honey. I think the kind of not relaxed that is bad is tense, not excited. Excited does cause things to relax and open.

Christ, you are the king of stupidville.

edited for ncs, to highlight her importance to the board in hopes she makes it into a song parody thing someday.

Look, whatever works for you, though apparently, despite great effort, none of this does work for you.

And you are a pitiful old bitch.

ltl/fb · 03-31-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Look, whatever works for you, though apparently none of this does work for you.

And you are a pitiful old bitch.

ooooh, "old." buuuurrrrrrrn.

Had/have a strong gag reflex, and only quite recently sort of inadvertently discovered what RT has discovered about the roof of the mouth and not triggering that reflex. And, given the possibility of pain, I would have to be more than intellectually curious.

Apparently hitting the back of the throat is something that feels nice in its own way.

notcasesensitive · 03-31-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
(sorry if I am scooping NFH)

http://www.asiangirlsandwhiteguys.com/

I clicked on this for a laugh because I figured there was no way it would make it through the porn filter. (I have a strange sense of humor.) But it made it through. Leaving me baffled as to how exactly that filter thing works. I wonder if http://www.asiangirlswithdicksandthe...holovethem.com would work.

03-31-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I clicked on this for a laugh because I figured there was no way it would make it through the porn filter. (I have a strange sense of humor.) But it made it through. Leaving me baffled as to how exactly that filter thing works. I wonder if http://www.asiangirlswithdicksandthe...holovethem.com would work.

Ask Atticus.

ETA< for those with filters, I don't want you to miss this. What I lvoe is the BradyBunchesque juxtaposition of the asian gal looking sluttily upon the white guy who is grinning to us that he is about to get some special exotic massage and tang. Perhaps this could be an avatar?

notcasesensitive · 03-31-2005, 07:57 PM

Here's another item that will amuse only me: I was cleaning out my box just now. PM box, that is. And as I was scrolling down, I came across a post entitled "WTF are you talking about?", and when I looked to the right to see who sent it, I lined things up wrong so it appeared to me that it came from tm diva. oh, the laughs I had over the thought of tm diva WTFing me! Ha ha ha ha ha.*

I think I need to get out of here now. The sun is out. I'm splitting.

*it was actually dtb. potty mouth.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 03-31-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Cocktails in the barn. Got it.

ETA that annoying "My Name is Luka" song will NOT STOP going through my head. I want to liquefy my cerebral cortex. Or, uh, whatever brain part the liquifying of which would relieve the pain.

The Lemonheads version? BTW, where can I find a copy of that version?

A propos of, well, that,

Na, Na, Na . . . na, na, n-na, na, nah. Can't get you out of my head.

tmdiva · 03-31-2005, 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Na, Na, Na . . . na, na, n-na, na, nah. Can't get you out of my head.

You are evil. But it's better than the stupid Aladdin song that's been running nonstop since our Disney visit last week.

tm

Tyrone Slothrop · 03-31-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

What did he think was in the bag? Idiot.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

If this was resolved and I didn't STP, apologies in advance. Was Misty the woman or the dog?

ltl/fb · 03-31-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Na, Na, Na . . . na, na, n-na, na, nah. Can't get you out of my head.

hahahahaha, I don't even know what this is. So it's not in my head.

bold_n_brazen · 03-31-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't remember that. Was I supposed to be writing all this stuff down?

There are very few celebrities that I have had a thing for. I sorta think that George Clooney is cute. And I like Paul Rudd (when he's not playing the fat guy). More the Paul Rudd older brother part in Clueless. But he's too short for me. I think I value nerdy higher than most chicks. Well, tall dark and nerdy.*

*this is not meant to reflect either way on Mr Man.**

**oh, who am I kidding here?

For those of you keeping track, I also have a thing for tall and dorky. Not nerdy so much as dorky. And tall. Well, at least from my perspective.

ltl/fb · 03-31-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If this was resolved and I didn't STP, apologies in advance. Was Misty the woman or the dog?

I think Misty is a horse. A wild horse. Who lives in a place I can't spell.

Shape Shifter · 03-31-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think Misty is a horse. A wild horse. Who lives in a place I can't spell.

sunny?

Gattigap · 03-31-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I clearly need to start doing some stupider shit in order to make it into a TM parody. I was hoping that the flirting with ABBA might put me over the top, but evidently I need to find more of a sunnyesque angle.

Nah. You just need to admit on-board to a dream in which TM plays with your breasts.

I've tried that, several times now. I'm thinking that there's some minimal threshold of posts before I make it on TM's radar screen. Me, I'm hoping for a line where I rip someone's face off, but it'll probably end up being something about being locked in Sebby's basement.

ltl/fb · 03-31-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
sunny?

Chincoteague. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...319313-9623860

I don't remember reading Misty of chinco whatever, but I did read the story of the Godolphin Arabain (listed in the what other people who bought this bought part).

ETA now this song is in my head, because windy and misty are really the same thing.

Who’s tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who’s reaching out to capture a rainbow
Everyone knows it’s Windy

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-31-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You probably know this, but it is my understanding that you want to be positioned so that there's not as much of an angle between the mouth and the throat, and that when you feel it hitting the back push harder and swallow. Probably you should be holding your breath at least to start with, because if you are breathing the opening to the trachea, not the throat, would be what is available. The muscle that holds the throat opening closed/trachea opening open must be pretty tight, so since you can't go in and kind of pre-loosen, it seems like some pushing might be involved.

Are you talking about penises or brontasaurus burgers?

TM