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06-13-2005, 12:39 PM
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I highly doubt you're over it, as evidenced by your detailed post trying to refute the irrefutable truth that you are, in fact, retarded.
And you forgot the part about how you came to me whining like a little child, demanding an apology.
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Are you serious?
In your celebration over remaking yourself as some kind of hard-nose, wannabe-tough-guy, in-house type without a care in the world, you have forgotten that we all still remember what a whiny little bitch you were when RB used to smack you around on the regular. Coming by to post shit like, "You're retarded," or "You post too much, so your retarded," doesn't get you much, Mr. Lipschitz.
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06-13-2005, 12:40 PM
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#542
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Because they are BASEBALL PLAYERS. Should we give an exemption to slick-fielding but weak-hitting shortstops, too? Or in football should we exempt kickers and punters from being tackled if they take too long in getting the ball up in the air?
They need to eliminate the designated hitter rule. Sure, phase it out over time to allow the AL managers to remember how to use pinch hitters and double switches, but it must go.
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I agree, but blame the player's union.
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06-13-2005, 12:43 PM
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#543
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Moderator
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you serious?
In your celebration over remaking yourself as some kind of hard-nose, wannabe-tough-guy, in-house type without a care in the world, you have forgotten that we all still remember what a whiny little bitch you were when RB used to smack you around on the regular. Coming by to post shit like, "You're retarded," or "You post too much, so your retarded," doesn't get you much, Mr. Lipschitz.
TM
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TM and NFH sittin' in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g ...
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06-13-2005, 12:45 PM
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#544
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
TM and NFH sittin' in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g ...
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You skipped the fun part -- the name of the baby in the baby carriage.
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06-13-2005, 12:47 PM
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#545
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
TM and NFH sittin' in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g ...
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I've never had sex in a tree before. I'd worry about falling out or scratching the hell out of my back with tree bark. I'm not the most coordinated person in the world under normal circumstances, and sex would add another level of me not paying attention to balance. I'll settle for under the tree.
Resume taunting.
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06-13-2005, 12:48 PM
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#546
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
TM and NFH sittin' in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g ...
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Nah. That bitch is retarded.
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06-13-2005, 12:50 PM
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#547
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've never had sex in a tree before. I'd worry about falling out or scratching the hell out of my back with tree bark. I'm not the most coordinated person in the world under normal circumstances, and sex would add another level of me not paying attention to balance. I'll settle for under the tree.
Resume taunting.
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They're JUST KISSING. Wait, do you think kissing *is* sex? Do we need to have a birds-and-bees talk with you?
My forehead is sunburned.
ETA I had a dream last night that there were a bunch of huge accidents (or something) and bleeding, injured (and dead?) people were all over the roads. It was most unpleasant. On the plus side, in the dream I was in high school and we didn't have to go to school that day because it was a snow day.
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06-13-2005, 12:55 PM
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#548
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
They're JUST KISSING. Wait, do you think kissing *is* sex?
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Depending on where the kisses are placed I'm pretty sure that is sex.
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06-13-2005, 12:55 PM
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#549
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
They're JUST KISSING. Wait, do you think kissing *is* sex? Do we need to have a birds-and-bees talk with you?
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I guess someone hasn't seen that very special episode of "Gimme a Break."
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06-13-2005, 01:00 PM
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#550
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Guest
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I guess someone hasn't seen that very special episode of "Gimme a Break."
TM
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Was that the one with all the blowjob tips in it? I knew you were getting your material from somewhere.
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06-13-2005, 01:01 PM
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#551
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Moderator
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
ETA I had a dream last night that there were a bunch of huge accidents (or something) and bleeding, injured (and dead?) people were all over the roads.
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That was the other half of RT's dream. Angelina and Brad just called her to come over for a three-way.
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06-13-2005, 01:02 PM
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#552
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've never had sex in a tree before. I'd worry about falling out or scratching the hell out of my back with tree bark. I'm not the most coordinated person in the world under normal circumstances, and sex would add another level of me not paying attention to balance. I'll settle for under the tree.
Resume taunting.
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You might try the Stairway to Heaven. Is it time for the semi-annual places we've had sex before discussion?
Or try this one (ETA):
Last edited by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy; 06-13-2005 at 01:34 PM..
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06-13-2005, 01:04 PM
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#553
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Originally posted by ironweed
Was that the one with all the blowjob tips in it? I knew you were getting your material from somewhere.
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Nell Carter was wise in many ways.
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06-13-2005, 01:17 PM
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#554
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've never had sex in a tree before. I'd worry about falling out or scratching the hell out of my back with tree bark. I'm not the most coordinated person in the world under normal circumstances, and sex would add another level of me not paying attention to balance. I'll settle for under the tree.
Resume taunting.
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How about a tree house/tree fort?
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06-13-2005, 01:19 PM
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#555
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Retired
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you serious?
In your celebration over remaking yourself as some kind of hard-nose, wannabe-tough-guy, in-house type without a care in the world, you have forgotten that we all still remember what a whiny little bitch you were when RB used to smack you around on the regular. Coming by to post shit like, "You're retarded," or "You post too much, so your retarded," doesn't get you much, Mr. Lipschitz.
TM
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Yes, I am completely serious on the internet. The internet is serious business.
Anyway, we all have to pass the torch sometime. Most of us realize this and tend to pass it before it goes out. I'm glad NFH has decided to pick up where I left off.
Too bad you missed your opportunity.
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