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Hank Chinaski · 10-25-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You should try the club scene here in Philly. It makes the bitties at the yacht club look fuckable... At least you know when you’re done arse-fucking The Widow, Mrs. Underphephler, she’s going to collapse into a puddle and sleep until noon the next day. “Denise” from cosmetics at Saks will having you climbing out the bathroom window to escape a stream of verbal diahhrea longer than Wagner’s full Ring Cycle.

I was just at theSaks at Willow Grove Collection. The perfume girl wasn't particularly attractive but she did not smell of bacon.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-25-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't go to clubs period, unless they are yacht or country clubs. The braods there are practically naked. But I would rather see them in a magazine (Yankee is a good one) bc in person, you have to see them interact and hear them talk and that is just such a turnoff. Shut up, bitch.

If I had the money to do so, I'd wander those clubs with a pocketfull of Benjamins and, as they opened their mouths, crumple the bills and shove them in their pieholes.

I don't besmirch a hooker for trying to make a living. But I do besmirch a mantrapper looking for a dimwit Sugardaddy. Like a tight ass and nice rack with bad wiring above the neck should get a lietime of support for throwing leg. Sheer silliness.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-25-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was just at theSaks at Willow Grove Collection. The perfume girl wasn't particularly attractive but she did not smell of bacon.

That’s the shit Saks. The one on City Ave is better.

Gattigap · 10-25-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
throwing leg.

I simply love this expression. I can't wait to work it into my next conference call.

LessinSF · 10-25-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
I simply love this expression. I can't wait to work it into my next conference call.

I first heard it in 1991 from a fellow law clerk from North Carolina as a way of describing a slut, as in "Ayuh, she throws a leg." I've loved it ever since.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-25-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
I simply love this expression. I can't wait to work it into my next conference call.

“Maybe, Candace, if you’d thrown more leg, you’d have a decent man! And then you wouldn’t be such an uptight bitch, which would have made the Penske people more interested in pursuing the deal, rather than scotching the whole thing after they caught a breath of your noxious, frustrated personality. You’re a rotten filthy cur is what you are, Candace.”

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-25-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I first heard it in 1991 from a fellow law clerk from North Carolina as a way of describing a slut, as in "Ayuh, she throws a leg." I've loved it ever since.

Name that tune:

“Whoa... hey... take a look at this... You’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do...”

Mr. Man · 10-25-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I went to SkyBar (or whatever) in Vegas not too long after it opened. The line was at least 300 people long, but we got to skip it because the person I was with knew the owner. I've never gotten so many dirty looks (that I know of) before. But that's fun. I would go again just to skip the line.

It wasn't as crowded as you would think based on the line and it was a lot of fun. Great views of the strip, too.

TM

In my view, the "see and be seen" mentality is more having people watch you skip the line than actually being in the dark club where no one can see you being cool. Usually once you skate the line people want to go somewhere else rather than enjoy their hard won prize. That's what I have observed from my so-called trendy friends at least.

Ever since I turned pro, lines and drama are low on the drinking priority list. Now it's a cab ride to a stool at the bar getting free drinks with my back to the chaos that is the Strip.

Mr. Man · 10-25-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Name that tune:

“Whoa... hey... take a look at this... You’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do...”

Pleez. How about naming who the line was directed at and why?

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-25-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
YOur gf is named Ratios?

Blame SS (http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...9257#post89257) and yourself (since it's derivative of "sequels").

TM

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-25-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
The Double Down is the only place to go - http://www.doubledownsaloon.com/ .

Big, big 2. I love that place.

Shape Shifter · 10-25-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
YOur gf is named Ratios?

It's a typo. Her name is Ration.

Not Bob · 10-25-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Pleez. How about naming who the line was directed at and why?

Apropos of nothing, I bet my Van Halen concert t-shirt collection (pre Diver Down, natch) would bring serious coin on e-Bay.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-25-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
That post was not a launching pad for a "look at me! I am sexy! I give great head and go to strip clubs" type post. Bc clearly you know th answer is no.

Who hasnt been to a strip club in Vegas? Its de riguer.

Jesus, Paigow, every post is a launch pad for that. How long have we known each other? Voluntary assumption of risk and all that when you post here.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-25-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
In my view, the "see and be seen" mentality is more having people watch you skip the line than actually being in the dark club where no one can see you being cool. Usually once you skate the line people want to go somewhere else rather than enjoy their hard won prize. That's what I have observed from my so-called trendy friends at least.

I don't know any trendy people. I can only speak of the very few experiences I have with it.

But I think you need a true VIP section in a hot bar for that to mean anything to the trendies. If they skip the line but are still outside the ropes once they're in the club, what's the point? If being VIP means anything to you (besides the blowjobs handed out by the model wannabes who want to suck a somebody's dick), that's where you want to be seen.

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Ever since I turned pro, lines and drama are low on the drinking priority list. Now it's a cab ride to a stool at the bar getting free drinks with my back to the chaos that is the Strip.

I'm happy at a laid back place, with good music and something nice to look at.

TM