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09-25-2006, 03:37 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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It Could Be Worse.
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Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
I made it into Purgatory -- but I may have lied to do it.
Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
So . . I am wrathful, gloomy, violent, lustful, and gluttonous, but I feel bad about it.
S_A_M
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8th level.
Is this the type of game where a higher number or a lower number is better? Yes?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-25-2006, 03:39 PM
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#542
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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It Could Be Worse.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
8th level.
Is this the type of game where a higher number or a lower number is better? Yes?
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It's subjective. I think I might like my 2nd Circle neighbors. The Treacherous or the Violent, not so much.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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09-25-2006, 03:40 PM
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#543
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Football Update
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
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09-25-2006, 03:44 PM
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#544
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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It Could Be Worse.
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Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
So . . I am wrathful, gloomy, violent, lustful, and gluttonous, but I feel bad about it.
S_A_M
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Doleful sighs for all eternity. Seems fitting.
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 09-25-2006 at 03:47 PM..
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09-25-2006, 03:51 PM
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#545
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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It Could Be Worse.
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Originally posted by nononono
It's subjective. I think I might like my 2nd Circle neighbors. The Treacherous or the Violent, not so much.
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Weird. I've actually killed someone and I'm in the same level.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-25-2006, 03:58 PM
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#546
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Confidential to TM
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-25-2006, 04:00 PM
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#547
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Confidential to TM
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"If Frank gets a base hit it takes five hits to score him." -- Ozzie Guillen
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[Dictated but not read]
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09-25-2006, 04:03 PM
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#548
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Missing a level???
There doesn't seem to be a Heaven option so I guess this is the best I can do in this test. However, being Protestant I don't believe in Purgatory nor do I believe one can get to Heaven by works of righteousness and I try to keep at least semi-current on the contrition and confession stuff.
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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09-25-2006, 04:07 PM
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#549
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Confidential to TM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
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Ozzie's career batting average: .264
OBP: .287
Slugging %: .338
I like Ozzie, but he can be an idiot sometimes.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-25-2006, 04:10 PM
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#550
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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It Could Be Worse.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Weird. I've actually killed someone and I'm in the same level.
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Did you say you believed in God? I think that's why I'm on 6. It can't be because of the beggars. |
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09-25-2006, 04:12 PM
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#551
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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It Could Be Worse.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you say you believed in God? I think that's why I'm on 6. It can't be because of the beggars.
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I'm with you on 6. Probably for similar reasons. |
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09-25-2006, 04:15 PM
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#552
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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It Could Be Worse.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you say you believed in God? I think that's why I'm on 6. It can't be because of the beggars.
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The New York Times said God is dead.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-25-2006, 04:16 PM
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#553
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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It Could Be Worse.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm with you on 6. Probably for similar reasons.
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6 too. Party on 6!! |
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09-25-2006, 04:19 PM
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#554
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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It Could Be Worse.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
6 too. Party on 6!!
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There's no sighing in 6-Hell! |
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09-25-2006, 04:21 PM
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#555
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,282
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[Confidential to AdL]Wookee!!!
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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