New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 373

NotFromHere · 10-31-2003, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Your avatar makes me think of the time I was a pirate for Halloween. Not a sexy pirate, I was only 4 or 5 or so, but a very cute pirate with pig tails, an eye patch, burnt cork smeared on my face and a pillow case full of goodies. I ate lots of candy corn that night. It later ended up in the toilet bowl, looking very similar to the substance that your pumpkin is expelling. Haven't been able to eat candy corn to this day.
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Funny you should say that. I had my choice of this or the one I picked for today.

Skeks in the city · 10-31-2003, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

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Not that I know of. If they did, the cops didn't call us. And my mom never mentioned it, so it wasn't in the paper, which she read religiously.

You want to find an outlaw; hire an outlaw. You want to find a dunkin donuts; call a cop.

fufu · 10-31-2003, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
I am a firm believer in the death penalty for career criminals, child molesters, sexual offenders. At most, three strikes and you die. This guy's life has no purpose, and he will never offer society anything but pain. Hanging him by the neck until dead gives me as much moral trouble as driving on I10 and running into mosquitos

Until the attack I had always been anti-gun. After the attack, I had dreams where I just blasted him with a gun - any gun. The bigger the better. I was so angry at him. Apparently, this guy was a serious sexual offender even as a juvenile but, of course, his juvy record was expunged so we'll never know. I am all for the death penalty for offenders like him. I believe that sexual predators cannot be rehabilitated, even with chemical or surgical castration.

I have to admit that I was very pleased to see that at the preliminary he had been badly beaten around the face and head, one of his eyes was swollen shut and it appeared as if he had had the top of one of his ears bitten off. Jailhouse justice can be swift and painful.

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-31-2003, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
College chicks dig their vibrators - http://www.dailynorthwestern.com/vne.../3fa0aebf4e39d :

"The most interesting aspect of the vibrator phenomenon is that women are so proud to display their vibrator of choice. There was a time not so long ago when just the word "masturbation" turned cheeks red. Every girl I talked to was excited to tell me all about her vibrator and why it was the best one out there. Be it the Rabbit, the Silver Bullet, the Pocket Rocket or some other cleverly-named toy, each apparently has its own special benefits."

Apparently? Don't you think the reporter could have done a little more research?

Skeks in the city · 10-31-2003, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by robustpuppy

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If I may add another piece of advice, don't google to find out what "bukkake" means.

You learn by doing?

taxwonk · 10-31-2003, 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
who is planning on changing services when they let us bring our numbers with us in November?

I have a Samsung phone from Sprint, and it sucks. I don't know if it's Sprint or the phone, but I can't move at all for fear of dropping the signal. I've taken the phone in three times to be fixed, and they tell me that I shouldn't have any problems at all with it. Which makes me think it's the Sprint service. I'm thinking that as soon as possible, I'm heading over to Verizon.

I already switched. I just moved to T-Moble and the picture phone thingy. Good deal on amazon and I'm not wedded to my old number

dc_chef · 10-31-2003, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I already switched. I just moved to T-Moble and the picture phone thingy. Good deal on amazon and I'm not wedded to my old number

I've been on Verizon since 1998. Coverage on the eastern seaboard is outstanding, and yes, it works in the tunnels on the metro here.

dc_chef · 10-31-2003, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Apparently? Don't you think the reporter could have done a little more research?

Even weirder is the fact that a college newspaper is reporting things like:

"It's good for us because I need a lot of clit action at the beginning, so we use it together."

LessinSF · 10-31-2003, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by Dat Phan
You swallow.

Clever.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-31-2003, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
* This usually happens when I note that my mother died (years ago, but it still hurts like hell). When I posted that here, however, Thurgreed made a joke. I admired that, because one's dead mother is generally such a not-to-be-joked-about thing

Hopefully it was clear that I wasn't really joking about your actual mother or trying to upset you. I don't remember the actual joke, but I seem to recall that's the way it was (in my mind at least -- hopefully in yours too).

TM

robustpuppy · 10-31-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hopefully it was clear that I wasn't really joking about your actual mother or trying to upset you.
TM

I LOL'd!!!!

Edited to add, that should really be L'd OL, but whatever.

And for the record, it was clear -- it wasn't offensive or upsetting, it was funny. You said, if I recall correctly, "Noted, no yo' momma jokes for you."

Hank Chinaski · 10-31-2003, 09:54 PM

on the politics board someone I respect is saying you shouldn't say bitch, please (and not based on Clinton "," or order distinctions). I take no position, I'm just saying.

this week I had lunch next to Richard Lewis. piece of work, like his character, but maybe intentionally.

2 things to report

1 he walks with the same preying mantis gait as does Larry King,

2 new hip (at least for middle age guys) lingo.
"I went with Larry to the AFI to get the award for "curb", 2nd season, and I....."
so anyway from now on, I'm saying Curb........since its Halloween, a night of sharing, I won't claim exclusive rights to "saw Curb last night".

evenodds · 10-31-2003, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Dat Phan
You swallow.

Thanks for giving me justification to ban this sock.

Post as it again and I will flip you.

Even(smooches!)Odds

pony_trekker · 10-31-2003, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by fufu
[S]exual predators cannot be rehabilitated

A M E N.

Penske_Account · 10-31-2003, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Thanks for giving me justification to ban this sock.

Post as it again and I will flip you.

Even(smooches!)Odds

Damn you!

Dat sock begone. Indeed.